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249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

151373  dangerkeith3000: Oh god he's stuck in a fart bubble!

249298  dangerkeith3000: Can't wait for May 29th.

249318  barfolomew: Well you should have specified

249300  dangerkeith3000: Robo-Dog

249320  barfolomew: Don't forget to check under the seat, sometimes one is hiding there.

249312  dangerkeith3000: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

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3. Yurishiro
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249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor



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11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 Brain: This is not funny
 Zampano: Looks like a king of the hill screenshot? I speculate because I'm a cartoon fanatic but couldn't immediately place it, but it looks like KotH style drawing
 Yurishiro: It's money.
 AverageJoe: it's probably some failed science project
Image 203145   09-13-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
405
 
 Yurishiro: Birdog is depressed.
 Peach: @AverageJoe Better call the Turd Burglar.
 AverageJoe: Imagine the shits of that thing...
Image 203144   09-13-17   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
428
 
 RiderFan: If you "steal shit" does it make you a turd burglar?
 Ulillillia: Huh huh huh huh
 DrinkMixMan: A lesser-known McDonaldland character
 AverageJoe: the worst kind of burglar...
Image 203143   09-13-17   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
322
 
 jazzjunkie: VACATIONS ARE NICE
 Felicity: Fine, Ill gamble a stamp and send for Charles Atlas free book!
 charlemagne: and who said you can't negotiate with death?
 Yurishiro: See? I told you to put sunscreen on!
Image 203142   09-13-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
463
 
 Felicity: @ASTER But then they go and scatter it all over the lawn, undoing any goodwill they might have otherwise earned
 Peach: @tib gubb My vote is for raccoons to become the next dominant species of earth.
 ASTER: @tib gubb They're like cats who have given into the desire they have when they stare at shit.
 tib gubb: @ASTER they're more like neighbors. in fact a raccoon will imprint on a person and treat it as an elder in certain circumstances. also their voice is eerily human.
 tib gubb: onward, faithful steed!
 ASTER: Do you think raccoons see our relationship as symbiotic? I mean, we obviously don't WANT the trash they're eating...
 Nopetology: This parrot is weird
Image 203141   09-13-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
290
 
 Yurishiro: @Felicity rad
 Felicity: Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana
 Whatever: The Batmobile lost its wheel and Joker got away
 Yurishiro: Easy fellas, he's just hitting on some old ladies.
 Cami: @ASTER That's impressive range.
 ASTER: I really like Jared Leto's new direction for The Joker. I'd never imagined him as four old women.
 Cami: Neenerneenerneenerneener-BUSMAN!
 Ihminen: #202767 Batman's LS swap didn't go smoothly and now he has to take a bus
Image 203140   09-13-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
477
 
 Peach: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, SOMEONE PET THAT DOG!
Image 203139   09-13-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
162
 
 apoxia: Aisle wedding.
 deeeeeeeez: Can't tell if the prince of Zamunda was picking up a 6er of spiked seltzer or if Coors wide mouth can was taken too literally...
Image 203138   09-13-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
39
 
 Mr Bleak: @piranharama Hobbitses are the ones with hairy toes - just ask my wife.
 apoxia: Thanks
 Yurishiro: You shan't!
 piranharama: Better do your toes as well, Sasquatch
Image 203137   09-12-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
716
 
 ani625: Blessed Easter, you lot - terror has arrived.
 Yurishiro: Million dollar basket.
 deeeeeeeez: @ASTER there would be 5 rabbits if they'd just listened and left when mainstream media ordered them to...
 ASTER: @deeeeeeeez The photo has three rabbits and one dog and one chicken in it.
 deeeeeeeez: @ASTER how dare you. You must not care about the poor multicultural bunnies who rely on repetitive 24/7 coverage of the inbound hound of death. Don't you see the flapping jowls? This pupper at least a Cat 8...
 ASTER: @deeeeeeeez It's just animals in the photo.
 wolfpk: One of those is a natural cannibal. Can you guess which one?
 Yam: It's the Easter Bully!
 deeeeeeeez: GET OUT NOW. Birdal waves, when mixed with the conditions of pupper, will seal you immediate doom in your herbivorous neighborhoods. (looks around to ensure political agenda about climate change furthered and engagement of ratings spike)
Image 203136   09-12-17   Uploaded by    propro
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