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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

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262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Score:
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 trelyate: not a comment
 Whatever: The new signage at Ellis Island needs work
 jazzjunkie: As an engineer, all I see is a straightforward errata.
 The Dog Dies: Its a sign that puts people in a trance
Image 203125   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
196
 
 cenecia: If I can't say anything nice, I've been programmed to not say anything at all.
 SS Keith: Liar.
Image 203124   09-12-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Image 203123 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by propro. You have brought shame on us, propro.
Score:
396
 
 Nymphomania: Savagery, unveiled.
 Noremak: Hi, Dolan Dark.
 Mumbo Dingus: My face at #203123
 Bagels: He will end you
 Scoo: BUH-GAWK
Image 203122   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
508
 
 NFLitGirl: "Paint me like one of your poodle butts."
 tib gubb: surprise. it's my butt.
 redmonkey3: "Get a good picture of my butt for the CraigsList post"
 Bagels: Sassy
 El hefe: GET TWO IT!
 Dresdenkeogh: Sorority dogs are the worst
 wolfpk: Hey sexy
Image 203121   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
254
 
 apoxia: @Science Nope - not in this case. This was from the lips of an engineering student at our university saying how they were tracking traffic movements.
 Science: The "Today" version also needs a USB input so I can use my Android Auto. Unfortunately, that doesn't work through Bluetooth.
 Science: @apoxia: It's actually based on your phone's GPS and cell triangulation. Your phone is always being tracked, and Google just extrapolates your speed to create traffic reports. It has nothing to do with Bluetooth, which is a short range signal.
 apoxia: Where I live the google maps driving information is updated by people driving in cars with their bluetooth on. Their signal is picked up at a street light (or whatever), coded, and picked up at the next one and the speed calculated to inform the real time traffic maps. It's anonymised. Pretty cool huh?
 apoxia: Needs to be smaller.
 charlemagne: @Felicity @Nope look up bbc radio 6
 Nope: @Felicity CBC is the bomb, (also in Canada) one of the few places left where you can follow a DJ for their tastes rather than whats mandated to play (Granted Can con and whatnot)
 Peach Toddler: @Nope Jack FM played things that were within my nostalgia zone. And yes, college radio and co-op radio were good for finding obscure things. There was also a station that seemed to alternate between Native music and heavy metal. Oh, and up here in Canada the CBC has a jazz show called /Tonic with Tim Tamashiro/ which was often good
 Nope: @Felicity That used to be the case before a gigantic conglomerate bought 90% of terrestrial radio. Now you are fed a playlist of 100 Committee selected songs across multiple channels that just shuffle. Unless you got a college radio station they can be cool...
 BaconCake: Now that I can plug a USB memory stick into my car and listen to my MP3 collection, I worry that I wont be exposed to new music the way I was when I had an old car with a broken tape deck and was forced to channel-surf the radio
 Ihminen: i want mine with a usb slot really
 Whatever: I remember when I was happy to have a tape deck that worked
 AlexDeLarge: Newer is not always better. It's annoying how everything these days is an inaccurate touchscreen with no tactile feedback.
 Wet farts: Stereo used to be the first thing I'd upgrade. Now everything comes with a halfway decent sound system and an auxiliary jack. Hell, my work van had an auxiliary jack, halfway decent speakers and even has tweeters!
 Ulillillia: 20 years ago: 50 CD changer in the trunk
 Nope: @Teechur Probably
 Teechur: @Nope Is it faster than the cassette adapter I have for my jalopy?
 Nope: I got one of them Bluetooth to FM transmitter things. It somehow connects faster than any other bluetooth device I've seen. Don't have to buy a new car stereo!
 mrd0t: Basically yes.
 WaffleIron: Yep.
Image 203120   09-12-17   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
342
 
 redmonkey3: I'm worried about the bear
 Dreforian: I'M SITTING HERE SHEESH GET YOUR OWN COUCHES
 ChubbyBuddy: manspreading level: elite
 bug: Someone told that snake the floor is lava.
 WaffleIron: Snek no aqui!
Image 203119   09-12-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
352
 
 redmonkey3: These kodomo look spooky
Image 203118   09-12-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
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 apoxia: @Science That's just weird. Mustard is the best part.
 Science: @apoxia: I eat my dogs with only ketchup.
 Science: @Whatever: FREEDOM WEINERS!
 apoxia: Who wants only sauce or mustard on their hotdog?
 Ronick: True because someone took the time to write it down
 E. HONDA: I know what you're thinking, but it was actually just an extruder invented by Dick Shaper
 Wet farts: And the machine would only produce 71 gallons at a time.
 Whatever: Um - no. They were originally a type of sausage from Frankfurt, but when WW1 came along they got a new name, just like the Royals of England
 Warrax: I invented cucumbers when I accidentally dropped celery into my dick shaper machine back in 1998. True story.
 Jennerator: Where are artfully carved pig buttholes judged and given prizes? I'm asking for a friend.
 Nothing: Where does one get a dick shaper machine? I'm asking for a friend
Image 203117   09-12-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
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 Whatever: @Felicity since they are bad guys I would say they smell terrible
 Dresdenkeogh: @Felicity terrible
 myrealname: How do they smell?
 Ulillillia: That's ignorant
 Jennerator: Hitler had a nose
 Yam: Krillin doesn't have a nose and he's as good as they come.
Image 203116   09-12-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
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