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234194  Not A Bot: You should of known better you never get them wet and you never feed them after midnight

234208  GoGo Robotto: that's one hell of a number, I tell ya!

234187  El hefe: Children for sale

234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

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234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

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 trelyate: not a comment
 Whatever: The new signage at Ellis Island needs work
 jazzjunkie: As an engineer, all I see is a straightforward errata.
 Felicity: Its a sign that puts people in a trance
Image 203125   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
196
 
 cenecia: If I can't say anything nice, I've been programmed to not say anything at all.
 Yurishiro: Liar.
Image 203124   09-12-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Image 203123 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by propro. We'll pray for you, propro.
Score:
396
 
 Robespierre: Savagery, unveiled.
 Noremak: Hi, Dolan Dark.
 Yurishiro: My face at #203123
 Bagels: He will end you
 Scoo: BUH-GAWK
Image 203122   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
508
 
 Robespierre: "Paint me like one of your poodle butts."
 tib gubb: surprise. it's my butt.
 redmonkey3: "Get a good picture of my butt for the CraigsList post"
 Bagels: Sassy
 El hefe: GET TWO IT!
 Dresdenkeogh: Sorority dogs are the worst
 wolfpk: Hey sexy
Image 203121   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
254
 
 apoxia: @Science Nope - not in this case. This was from the lips of an engineering student at our university saying how they were tracking traffic movements.
 Science: The "Today" version also needs a USB input so I can use my Android Auto. Unfortunately, that doesn't work through Bluetooth.
 Science: @apoxia: It's actually based on your phone's GPS and cell triangulation. Your phone is always being tracked, and Google just extrapolates your speed to create traffic reports. It has nothing to do with Bluetooth, which is a short range signal.
 apoxia: Where I live the google maps driving information is updated by people driving in cars with their bluetooth on. Their signal is picked up at a street light (or whatever), coded, and picked up at the next one and the speed calculated to inform the real time traffic maps. It's anonymised. Pretty cool huh?
 apoxia: Needs to be smaller.
 charlemagne: @Felicity @Nope look up bbc radio 6
 Nope: @Felicity CBC is the bomb, (also in Canada) one of the few places left where you can follow a DJ for their tastes rather than whats mandated to play (Granted Can con and whatnot)
 Felicity: @Nope Jack FM played things that were within my nostalgia zone. And yes, college radio and co-op radio were good for finding obscure things. There was also a station that seemed to alternate between Native music and heavy metal. Oh, and up here in Canada the CBC has a jazz show called /Tonic with Tim Tamashiro/ which was often good
 Nope: @Felicity That used to be the case before a gigantic conglomerate bought 90% of terrestrial radio. Now you are fed a playlist of 100 Committee selected songs across multiple channels that just shuffle. Unless you got a college radio station they can be cool...
 Felicity: Now that I can plug a USB memory stick into my car and listen to my MP3 collection, I worry that I wont be exposed to new music the way I was when I had an old car with a broken tape deck and was forced to channel-surf the radio
 Ihminen: i want mine with a usb slot really
 Whatever: I remember when I was happy to have a tape deck that worked
 AlexDeLarge: Newer is not always better. It's annoying how everything these days is an inaccurate touchscreen with no tactile feedback.
 Wet farts: Stereo used to be the first thing I'd upgrade. Now everything comes with a halfway decent sound system and an auxiliary jack. Hell, my work van had an auxiliary jack, halfway decent speakers and even has tweeters!
 Ulillillia: 20 years ago: 50 CD changer in the trunk
 Nope: @Teechur Probably
 Teechur: @Nope Is it faster than the cassette adapter I have for my jalopy?
 Nope: I got one of them Bluetooth to FM transmitter things. It somehow connects faster than any other bluetooth device I've seen. Don't have to buy a new car stereo!
 mrd0t: Basically yes.
 WaffleIron: Yep.
Image 203120   09-12-17   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
342
 
 redmonkey3: I'm worried about the bear
 Dreforian: I'M SITTING HERE SHEESH GET YOUR OWN COUCHES
 ChubbyBuddy: manspreading level: elite
 bug: Someone told that snake the floor is lava.
 WaffleIron: Snek no aqui!
Image 203119   09-12-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
352
 
 redmonkey3: These kodomo look spooky
Image 203118   09-12-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
861
 
 apoxia: @Science That's just weird. Mustard is the best part.
 Science: @apoxia: I eat my dogs with only ketchup.
 Science: @Whatever: FREEDOM WEINERS!
 apoxia: Who wants only sauce or mustard on their hotdog?
 Ronick: True because someone took the time to write it down
 E. HONDA: I know what you're thinking, but it was actually just an extruder invented by Dick Shaper
 Wet farts: And the machine would only produce 71 gallons at a time.
 Whatever: Um - no. They were originally a type of sausage from Frankfurt, but when WW1 came along they got a new name, just like the Royals of England
 Warrax: I invented cucumbers when I accidentally dropped celery into my dick shaper machine back in 1998. True story.
 Jennerator: Where are artfully carved pig buttholes judged and given prizes? I'm asking for a friend.
 Nothing: Where does one get a dick shaper machine? I'm asking for a friend
Image 203117   09-12-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
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 Whatever: @Felicity since they are bad guys I would say they smell terrible
 Dresdenkeogh: @Felicity terrible
 Felicity: How do they smell?
 Ulillillia: That's ignorant
 Jennerator: Hitler had a nose
 Yam: Krillin doesn't have a nose and he's as good as they come.
Image 203116   09-12-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
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