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204751  Yurishiro: Fun fact, an independent named Deez Nuts filed for candidacy in the 2016 Republican Presidential Primary.

204756  Yurishiro: (12)"One time, I was sitting in front of a lady and a tampon hit me in the eye like a missile." -Marvin H.,28

204740  Bagels: Those are my favorite type of hexagons

204751  kinggheedra: 3.95 is too high

204687  funny in the wall: Maybe don't move in with a monkey next time?

204757  Yurishiro: Muah!

204747  Bagels: That sure is a shirt

204748  Bagels: @Catcat happy xmas is a British thing

204703  funny in the wall: And then once I lost the weight, I realized I'm actually two old people

204750  Bagels: Boop-ing time

204717  funny in the wall: Those spots...

204735  Yurishiro: @El Barto congratz!

204625  kornisjon: ce n'est pas une girafe

204750  Yurishiro: @piranharama Cat-tastic.

204238  Mr Bleak: This porn is ... um ...

204637  kornisjon: Cool. I'll get one that says "Everybody poops".

204252  Mr Bleak: @Greek Fire Still probably better than Trump.

204257  Mr Bleak: What's ... what's ... what's you doin wit dat rubber glove?

204260  Mr Bleak: In the Throne of Games, you either win or reload from your last save point.

204641  kornisjon: Heeeer's Hammy!

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204612 Jabberwikket: "oh, you serve that as a shot? How quaint. Make me a mug of it"

204524 Felicity: The face looks a bit like Arthur Dent

204663 Science: You may not have a god, but you sure as hell can't shut up about your religion.

204716 Side Boob: Cocktoberfest came early this year!

204558 piranharama: @grizzly What power?

204674 Yurishiro: Great Hera!

204516 Niels Bohr: Aww yeah, scratch dat ass.

204628 BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

204726 Borkf: @tib gubb The kind of girls who yearn for these types of guy are probably not girls you want to be associated with.

204633 Mr Shifty: @Robespierre True, true.



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 204359 (804 points)
Skinr uploaded 204604 (803 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 204368 (792 points)
Side Boob uploaded 204603 (778 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 204387 (772 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 204581 (766 points)
hat thrab uploaded 204562 (757 points)


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 3. Gomi Day: 4500 points
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 5. Borkf: 3159 points
 6. ChubbyBuddy: 2383 points
 7. Warrax: 2369 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2141 points
 9. Skinr: 2114 points
10. Robespierre: 2077 points
11. Yurishiro: 1987 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1810 points
13. Pizza: 1649 points
14. waynelord: 1645 points
15. DrinkMixMan: 1640 points
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Score:
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 Ronick: How to get fired
 Felicity: There used to be a car in my neighbourhood with the same pattern as that students pants
 wolfpk: Get a new sex ed teacher!
 Ulillillia: Come Jack It With Us!
 eider: That's a penis. A fucked up penis, but a penis nonetheless.
Image 203102   09-12-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
405
 
 Robespierre: Quit'cher beggin'.
 Bagels: You are a very good boy
Image 203101   09-12-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
53
 
 apoxia: This stock is going to be so popular.
 Yurishiro: Zod is back. And he's gay.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: new zombocom?
Image 203100   09-12-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
21
 
 hajjpodge: bad posts be like
 Cami: ...a sense of humor is actually a sense of proportion. Its the sense of knowing whats important. In my stage show I tell jokes that make the audience roar with laughter, jokes about the Australians or the French or the Canadians or the Germans or the Italians. I make all these jokes and everybody laughs and we dont hate those groups of people, do we? - John Cleese
 Cami: ...if I can make jokes about Americans or English or Germans but I cant make jokes about black people, then the question is this: When will we be able to treat black people in the same way that we treat Germans? -John Cleese
 redmonkey3: @Haute and sweaty - i say its okay so long as everybody gets to make fun of everybody else with everyone getting to fire back their own retorts without having to worry about being fired upon OR subject to sjw screeech.o.rama OR rwa (right wing asshole) declaring a new savior of whatever . Forget "cant we all get along?" Wayyy Too Late, lets give "cant we all just make fun of one another?" a try / Except the rich, of course - kill the rich and prostitute their young!
 Cami: @Haute and sweaty I think it's racially insensitive but not necessarily racist.
 eider: I bet that would hurt like heck.
 Haute and sweaty: It's fine because generalizing white people isn't racist.
 Knice: lol so original and incisive
Image 203099   09-12-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
328
 
 Jennerator: @fanny I switched to lite cinnamon
 fanny: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS MY BRAIN IS FRIED FROM ALL THE PUMPKIN SPICE I'VE BEEN SNORTING
 Felicity: The ever-changing landscape was ever changing
 Zampano: How meta
Image 203098   09-12-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
490
 
 Whatever: Where's my picnic basket?
 Yurishiro: I want to hug that i don't care if I die.
 DrinkMixMan: In a rare moment of solitude in the prison yard, Yogi contemplates whether all the picnic baskets were really worth it.
 funny in the wall: this bear bar is boring
Image 203097   09-12-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
408
 
 Yurishiro: @Yurishiro his* wtf is wrong with me
 Yurishiro: He will find its way to political power.
 redmonkey3: "We have found the Guggenheim residency master, send the others away"
 Whatever: Olaf after being hit by a dirty snowplow
 wolfpk: Hello darkness my old friend
 eider: "I see only darkness before me"
 eider: "I see only darkness before me"
 Jennerator: Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Salvador, Olaf, Olaf, ZALGO, Olaf, Olaf
 fanny: the good news is it's unique! the bad news is it's smeared shit :(
 Himesama: Do you little guy!
Image 203096   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
698
 
 Robespierre: Evil in a league with Satan.
 Cami: I'll have you know I work at the post office. Doing what? Stamp wetter.
 dobbiesdoogs: well pbbbbbt to you too buddy
Image 203095   09-12-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
318
 
 Yurishiro: Butt wings look cool.
 Annoying Vegan : @WTF My dad refers to that beer as "Preparation H"
 WTF: We used to call it 'Blowing Hamm's' because you get the same effect after drinking two pitchers of beer.
Image 203094   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
250
 
 Yurishiro: @illBilliam at least now she can afford two husbands
 Warrax: rawr.
 illBilliam: Congratulations on passing your final exam, Ms. Bigam, or should I say Dr. Bigam. You are now a dentist!
 Jennerator: Twilight fan spotted
 Not A Bot: Somebody really needs to monitor what the doctors are up to around here.
Image 203093   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
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