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216699  El hefe: Not a llama

216708  Dan Tagonistic: @Catcat Same - a few pictures of cats as it happens

216726  Yurishiro: PRESENCE BEHIND: ACTIVATE KILL MODE. QUACK.

216727  Yurishiro: Women eh? Eh?? *high five the next random guy*

216728  Yurishiro: Is this a time capsule?

216730  Yurishiro: This web comic is incredibly well drawn.

216727  wooden boy: I concur.

216582  Yurishiro: BIRTHNAY SMEARS!!!!! WOOOOO!

216584  Yurishiro: Girl he treats you so fiiiine

216717  sparename: No room for rally-track or runway, not even enough for a helipad, 1/10 - won't dream of again

216692  Sadbot: I have a sewing kit, whisky, a propane torch, a stick, and a knife. I'm set on affordable healthcare.

216719  ASTER: I hope they make it out ok.

216721  zrj235: Oxford Comma

216728  Prefuse: We started writing the dollar amount on a post it and putting that in the egg instead. Then you take all of your post its to grandma to cash them in. Too many wasted dollars before we figured that out.

216585  Yurishiro: Sorry penguin, we're just paramedics.

216588  Yurishiro: Cone of shame just became a cone of share.

216708  Yurishiro: @Catcat Awww *patpat

216712  Yurishiro: This is hurting my 80/90

216728  professorpig: We didn't find all of the hard boiled eggs one year and the dog sure found it a day or two later and ate it.

216717  Yurishiro: @eider Same, just add FUCK OFF written with rocks outside on the floor.

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216647 Annoying Vegan : Huh. My dermatologist showed me this exact same diagram.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216613 Felicity: On the no-frills airline, frills include stairs from the plane

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

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216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?



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 Ronick: How to get fired
 Felicity: There used to be a car in my neighbourhood with the same pattern as that students pants
 wolfpk: Get a new sex ed teacher!
 Ulillillia: Come Jack It With Us!
 eider: That's a penis. A fucked up penis, but a penis nonetheless.
Image 203102   09-12-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
405
 
 Robespierre: Quit'cher beggin'.
 Bagels: You are a very good boy
Image 203101   09-12-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
53
 
 apoxia: This stock is going to be so popular.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: new zombocom?
Image 203100   09-12-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
21
 
 hajjpodge: bad posts be like
 Cami: ...a sense of humor is actually a sense of proportion. Its the sense of knowing whats important. In my stage show I tell jokes that make the audience roar with laughter, jokes about the Australians or the French or the Canadians or the Germans or the Italians. I make all these jokes and everybody laughs and we dont hate those groups of people, do we? - John Cleese
 Cami: ...if I can make jokes about Americans or English or Germans but I cant make jokes about black people, then the question is this: When will we be able to treat black people in the same way that we treat Germans? -John Cleese
 redmonkey3: @Haute and sweaty - i say its okay so long as everybody gets to make fun of everybody else with everyone getting to fire back their own retorts without having to worry about being fired upon OR subject to sjw screeech.o.rama OR rwa (right wing asshole) declaring a new savior of whatever . Forget "cant we all get along?" Wayyy Too Late, lets give "cant we all just make fun of one another?" a try / Except the rich, of course - kill the rich and prostitute their young!
 Cami: @Haute and sweaty I think it's racially insensitive but not necessarily racist.
 eider: I bet that would hurt like heck.
 Haute and sweaty: It's fine because generalizing white people isn't racist.
 Knice: lol so original and incisive
Image 203099   09-12-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
328
 
 Jennerator: @fanny I switched to lite cinnamon
 fanny: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS MY BRAIN IS FRIED FROM ALL THE PUMPKIN SPICE I'VE BEEN SNORTING
 Felicity: The ever-changing landscape was ever changing
 Zampano: How meta
Image 203098   09-12-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
478
 
 Whatever: Where's my picnic basket?
 Yurishiro: I want to hug that i don't care if I die.
 DrinkMixMan: In a rare moment of solitude in the prison yard, Yogi contemplates whether all the picnic baskets were really worth it.
 funny in the wall: this bear bar is boring
Image 203097   09-12-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
408
 
 Yurishiro: @Yurishiro his* wtf is wrong with me
 Yurishiro: He will find its way to political power.
 redmonkey3: "We have found the Guggenheim residency master, send the others away"
 Whatever: Olaf after being hit by a dirty snowplow
 wolfpk: Hello darkness my old friend
 eider: "I see only darkness before me"
 eider: "I see only darkness before me"
 Jennerator: Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Salvador, Olaf, Olaf, ZALGO, Olaf, Olaf
 fanny: the good news is it's unique! the bad news is it's smeared shit :(
 Himesama: Do you little guy!
Image 203096   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
727
 
 Robespierre: Evil in a league with Satan.
 Cami: I'll have you know I work at the post office. Doing what? Stamp wetter.
 dobbiesdoogs: well pbbbbbt to you too buddy
Image 203095   09-12-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
318
 
 Yurishiro: Butt wings look cool.
 Annoying Vegan : @WTF My dad refers to that beer as "Preparation H"
 WTF: We used to call it 'Blowing Hamm's' because you get the same effect after drinking two pitchers of beer.
Image 203094   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
250
 
 Yurishiro: @illBilliam at least now she can afford two husbands
 Warrax: rawr.
 illBilliam: Congratulations on passing your final exam, Ms. Bigam, or should I say Dr. Bigam. You are now a dentist!
 Jennerator: Twilight fan spotted
 Not A Bot: Somebody really needs to monitor what the doctors are up to around here.
Image 203093   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
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