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272376  Mr. Butt: C is the best choice. I'd settle for A or D. B is incorrect.

272367  Nope: Now we just wait for the gaurd, you distract him and I'll rip out his leg artery.

272369  Nope: White shirt, black (mostly) cat, that man is a rebel!

272379  Nope: Thats not safe at all, they should be wearing shoes!

272382  Nope: Ugh *swipes right on someones face* wtf, why are you still here.

272369  Knice: The bicep flex is extremely necessary in case that cat suddenly gains 40#.

272373  Nope: I can respect that

272375  Nope: I have a friend who is also the devil

272372  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg.

272369  Dr Awkward: Puss Magnet

272372  Dr Awkward: You can't tow an all-wheel drive vehicle like that! If it wasn't already, that white Outback is fucked, now.

272375  Dr Awkward: This graph is my jam.

201031  Dr Awkward: @fanny Well my name was changed to Taint Juice on this post, so I very well may have!

272375  thecraftywolf: things people say when i write with my center hand: 90% ew in public? 10% *think its impressive*

272372  dingding: He's *always* doin me an annoy.

272372  Minnesotan: outback out back of an outback out back of a outback

201031  fanny: @Dr Awkward that is odd. did you make ol' Nance angry? ;)

272337  Fiveninety: that'll buff out

272382  Pickle Dick: Ah Chicago.

272342  Bob: Smelled great, I'm sure.

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272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager thatd be great! Ive only made a handful of pies and the crust has always been a struggle :)

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.



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 namename: Butt wings look cool.
 Annoying Vegan : @WTF My dad refers to that beer as "Preparation H"
 WTF: We used to call it 'Blowing Hamm's' because you get the same effect after drinking two pitchers of beer.
Image 203094   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
250
 
 forkbear: @illBilliam at least now she can afford two husbands
 Warrax: rawr.
 illBilliam: Congratulations on passing your final exam, Ms. Bigam, or should I say Dr. Bigam. You are now a dentist!
 Jennerator: Twilight fan spotted
 Not A Bot: Somebody really needs to monitor what the doctors are up to around here.
Image 203093   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
443
 
 Jabberwikket: How about pointed sticks ?
 Cami: @Science It's hard for sure. If the situation is that a gun is GENUINELY needed for survival where someone lives then they are better off abandoning everything and starting over again homeless with nothing than being dead. Start walking. The trip may kill you but staying will.
 Science: @Cami: To be fair, not everyone has the ability to get out of their shitty neighborhood. If you can get up and move at a moment's notice, you're one of the lucky few.
 redmonkey3: @Cami - "think" being the operative, or non.operative, perhaps
 Cami: @Teechur @Wet farts I loved killing paper when I was a kid and think it's a great pass time. The home/self defence types make me uneasy because of the casual talk about killing. I know I'm not a killer and am suspicious of those who think they could be.
 Cami: Do you live in some kind of Hell hole? Leave. Need a weapon for your day to day outside of an occupational setting? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. No job or neighbourhood is worth dying for just to be there....or maybe, just maybe, you're a little paranoid.
 Wet farts: @Teechur I like to use mine to fight diabetes and massacre hoards of soda bottles
 mrd0t: Message is silly, but the Satanic Obama drawing is awesome.
 Jennerator: This is 100% true. When my mom had a job in a high-crime neighborhood 15 years ago and had to walk to her car alone I bought her a .38 revolver, range time and lessons on how to use and maintain it (buy an IWB holster, don't keep it in your purse) because I knew that criminals only attack women with small penises and I wanted to help her compensate.
 Teechur: My son and I use them to make holes in concentric circles on paper that's far away. It's one of our favorite things to do. If discipline, self-control, bonding, and potential scholarships put us in that category, then so be it.
 Knice: Extreme viewpoints make their own best parodies.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: pew pew!!! i gotted you!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: well i only have guns in case other beautiful peoples with guns try shootgun at me being a beautiful people with a gun.
 Wet farts: Well, I guess I'm an amazing grandmother
 Zampano: Real men use bare hands to kill
Image 203092   09-12-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Image 203091 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by CoffeeAndCigs. Boo, CoffeeAndCigs.
Score:
275
 
 Ulillillia: @Shay Hey now.
 PenguinBartender: New Saw movie lacks the punch of the previous entries.
 Smorlacks: Me-ations
 Shay: Howard Stern was a party animal.
 mrd0t: Stash pocket doesn't deliver.
 Zampano: Dude, excellent dude
Image 203090   09-12-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
615
 
 goldman sachs: Get it on with the leaves boy, 10 bucks ok?
 Dreforian: @Spazstatic It can do two things!
 Spazstatic: No, I said make this rad, not red.
Image 203089   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
725
 
 Science: I finally made it through med school - somehow I made it through.
 m o l e m a n: Good, the hospital is still alive.
 BavidDowie: Johnny has garlandular problems.
 Jennerator: I'd add six feet of flatline
 Teechur: Hi, Johnny! Are you ready to have your tinsels removed?
Image 203088   09-12-17   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
245
 
 Not A Bot: It's just two pictures, people. Any connotations you perceive are coming from your own imaginations.
 Jennerator: Books for Groot
Image 203087   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
223
 
 isosceleswaffle: (that a switcherino, man)
 isosceleswaffle: You're too tired when your first impression of this is a poodle breakdancing in a circle of croissantss. I mean I was close, but... hmm.
 redmonkey3: @Haute and sweaty - how to confuse your cock or the like ?
 eider: Melon clucky and the infinite radness.
 kinggheedra: @Haute and sweaty I guarantee you it hates being in that hallway.
 Mr. Shine: They've got us surrounded!!!
 SomeCanadian: You came to the WRONG neighborhood fucker
 Haute and sweaty: I'm pretty sure this is stressful for the bird. Kind of like how cucumbers frighten cats. Sad.
Image 203086   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
269
 
 Ulillillia: My favorite console, too.
 Mr. Shine: @SomeCanadian I identify as a gas giant, but I'm aware the term has more than one meaning.
 Jennerator: I drive one, and I love it too!
 McMuff: I love Saturn too. It has rings, its big, it even has that cool hexagon
 ChubbyBuddy: @SomeCanadian i say put a ring on it
 WTF: "And here's my interpretation of Cassini crashing into Saturn"
 SomeCanadian: A romance doomed from the beginning: she was a college ingenue- he was a gas giant.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: yes!!! yes!!! i couldnt agree more saturn is flat!!
Image 203085   09-12-17   Uploaded by    turtled
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