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216486  Felicity: /The Wrath of Khan/ would have been a very different movie if Khan had been dressed like this

216491  Felicity: @Nope I hear that! Surprisingly, Ive had better experiences with LibreOffice (FKA OpenOffice) than MS Word. Images even stay where I put them instead of violently shuffling around

216564  WTF: Use Mr. Sparkle

216494  Felicity: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal

216495  Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216504  Peter Pantsless: @Felicity @RiderFan We're allowed to kill them now. Guess I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving anymore

216578  Brain: Oh. My. God. How is that baby floating in mid air?!

216499  Felicity: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth

216501  Felicity: @Skaalar Thats OK, because were still the most important thing in the universe :-)

216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

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216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216537 Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!



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Score:
318
 
 Yurishiro: Butt wings look cool.
 Annoying Vegan : @WTF My dad refers to that beer as "Preparation H"
 WTF: We used to call it 'Blowing Hamm's' because you get the same effect after drinking two pitchers of beer.
Image 203094   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
250
 
 Yurishiro: @illBilliam at least now she can afford two husbands
 Warrax: rawr.
 illBilliam: Congratulations on passing your final exam, Ms. Bigam, or should I say Dr. Bigam. You are now a dentist!
 Jennerator: Twilight fan spotted
 Not A Bot: Somebody really needs to monitor what the doctors are up to around here.
Image 203093   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
443
 
 Jabberwikket: How about pointed sticks ?
 Cami: @Science It's hard for sure. If the situation is that a gun is GENUINELY needed for survival where someone lives then they are better off abandoning everything and starting over again homeless with nothing than being dead. Start walking. The trip may kill you but staying will.
 Science: @Cami: To be fair, not everyone has the ability to get out of their shitty neighborhood. If you can get up and move at a moment's notice, you're one of the lucky few.
 redmonkey3: @Cami - "think" being the operative, or non.operative, perhaps
 Cami: @Teechur @Wet farts I loved killing paper when I was a kid and think it's a great pass time. The home/self defence types make me uneasy because of the casual talk about killing. I know I'm not a killer and am suspicious of those who think they could be.
 Cami: Do you live in some kind of Hell hole? Leave. Need a weapon for your day to day outside of an occupational setting? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. No job or neighbourhood is worth dying for just to be there....or maybe, just maybe, you're a little paranoid.
 Wet farts: @Teechur I like to use mine to fight diabetes and massacre hoards of soda bottles
 mrd0t: Message is silly, but the Satanic Obama drawing is awesome.
 Jennerator: This is 100% true. When my mom had a job in a high-crime neighborhood 15 years ago and had to walk to her car alone I bought her a .38 revolver, range time and lessons on how to use and maintain it (buy an IWB holster, don't keep it in your purse) because I knew that criminals only attack women with small penises and I wanted to help her compensate.
 Teechur: My son and I use them to make holes in concentric circles on paper that's far away. It's one of our favorite things to do. If discipline, self-control, bonding, and potential scholarships put us in that category, then so be it.
 Knice: Extreme viewpoints make their own best parodies.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: pew pew!!! i gotted you!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: well i only have guns in case other beautiful peoples with guns try shootgun at me being a beautiful people with a gun.
 Wet farts: Well, I guess I'm an amazing grandmother
 Zampano: Real men use bare hands to kill
Image 203092   09-12-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Image 203091 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by CoffeeAndCigs. We'll pray for you, CoffeeAndCigs.
Score:
275
 
 Ulillillia: @Shay Hey now.
 PenguinBartender: New Saw movie lacks the punch of the previous entries.
 Felicity: Me-ations
 Shay: Howard Stern was a party animal.
 mrd0t: Stash pocket doesn't deliver.
 Zampano: Dude, excellent dude
Image 203090   09-12-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
615
 
 Yurishiro: Get it on with the leaves boy, 10 bucks ok?
 Dreforian: @Spazstatic It can do two things!
 Spazstatic: No, I said make this rad, not red.
Image 203089   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
725
 
 Science: I finally made it through med school - somehow I made it through.
 Yurishiro: Good, the hospital is still alive.
 BavidDowie: Johnny has garlandular problems.
 Jennerator: I'd add six feet of flatline
 Teechur: Hi, Johnny! Are you ready to have your tinsels removed?
Image 203088   09-12-17   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
245
 
 Not A Bot: It's just two pictures, people. Any connotations you perceive are coming from your own imaginations.
 Jennerator: Books for Groot
Image 203087   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
223
 
 isosceleswaffle: (that a switcherino, man)
 isosceleswaffle: You're too tired when your first impression of this is a poodle breakdancing in a circle of croissantss. I mean I was close, but... hmm.
 redmonkey3: @Haute and sweaty - how to confuse your cock or the like ?
 eider: Melon clucky and the infinite radness.
 kinggheedra: @Haute and sweaty I guarantee you it hates being in that hallway.
 Mr. Shine: They've got us surrounded!!!
 SomeCanadian: You came to the WRONG neighborhood fucker
 Haute and sweaty: I'm pretty sure this is stressful for the bird. Kind of like how cucumbers frighten cats. Sad.
Image 203086   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
269
 
 Ulillillia: My favorite console, too.
 Mr. Shine: @SomeCanadian I identify as a gas giant, but I'm aware the term has more than one meaning.
 Jennerator: I drive one, and I love it too!
 Felicity: I love Saturn too. It has rings, its big, it even has that cool hexagon
 ChubbyBuddy: @SomeCanadian i say put a ring on it
 WTF: "And here's my interpretation of Cassini crashing into Saturn"
 SomeCanadian: A romance doomed from the beginning: she was a college ingenue- he was a gas giant.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: yes!!! yes!!! i couldnt agree more saturn is flat!!
Image 203085   09-12-17   Uploaded by    turtled
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