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268424  goldman sachs: It's true. Most life is microscopic.

268416  Not A Bot: Bargain!

268389  San DoDo: 5$? It's a steal!

268337  MasterTwig: This alternate universe Young Sheldon actually looks watchable.

268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

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 redmonkey3: Frank's bleach job turned out Great! . Frank is still an asshat, tho
 piranharama: White boys be like
 Jennerator: BEHOLD MY FINAL FORM
 CheezGrater: Sodomy in 3...2...1...doot.
 Borp Mento: Peacock shuffling off this mortal coil
Image 203074   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
498
 
 Remp Wulgus: @redmonkey3 Good thing! :-)
 redmonkey3: @Felicity - good thing ? bad thing ? allergy thing ?
 waynelord: In 26 hours and 11 minutes I will be visiting a house with six cats
 beckybecky: I killed mufasa
 Mr Shifty: Hey, look! A cat!
Image 203073   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
327
 
 Pizza: I think giving generations names is rather stupid. We should just say people born from (year) to (year). Reduces overlap and confusion.
 Mr Shifty: @a robot (I suspect it could be because they're doing two or three minimum wage jobs to pay off school debts, haven't got time for fun and general living!)
 beckybecky: @Jennerator I agree that today it does, but when initially coined, the term Generation X was reserved for people born in the 1960s. (Coupland even explicitly said so.) There was no consensus on what to call the 1970s generation until finally they just gave up and lumped us in with Generation X :-)
 apoxia: Thank dog I'm at the top end of the millennials (35) and managed to buy a house (almost paid off) and got an education that led somewhere. I can eat avocados with impunity. Surely all us Gen X and Y'ers can unite in our hatred of the baby boomers?
 Jennerator: @Felicity I honestly disagree. Being 43 or 44 puts us smack in the middle of generation X.
 Korrok: The Nintendo Wave was the forgotten generation within the forgotten generation
 clayjar: @Jennerator Eventually we became Generation X for lack of a better category; I remember in 1991 when Generation X was the new hotness, we were too young to be in it. Were we Generation Y? Global Teens? I like the solution Strauss & Howe came up with: the 13th Generation (their name for X) divides into the Atari Wave and the Nintendo Wave, depending on which system was current when you came of age. You and I would be Nintendo Wave-rs
 Jennerator: @Felicity Generation X is '61 to '81 roughly. At 44 you are square in the middle of it and I'm right there with you.
 weed poop: @Dr Awkward Im 44 and I remember when *we* were the shoulder generation, too young to be Generation X and too old to be millennials (the generation starting in 1982 and therefore coming of age at the millennium).
 Yam: This ring is the pits.
 big butt bum: wtf man
 jackthesmack: @a robot 34 here as well, and apparently we're in a shoulder generation with various names, including the "Oregon Trail" generation.
 a robot: @Mr Shifty AND LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE (I am 34 years old and possibly a millennial? I just don't know) tinyurl.com/…
 WTF: "She said NO because it wasn't organic or fair trade certified."
 BFHoodrich: Mom! An avocado Just asked me to marry him! I'm so happy!
 Mr Shifty: @a robot They even ruined home ownership. Bastards.
 a robot: *shakes fist* Damn millennials!
Image 203072   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @WTF He will, if you say anything uncomplimentary about him. Allegedly.
 Ulillillia: Possibly crazier than Tom Cruise
 Haute and sweaty: Just hangin' with the boys, eh Un?
 WTF: Take my breath away...
 bag o bones: More like bottom un right? Right? Raises hand for high five
 dirtstick: Kim Jong Un with better hair
Image 203071   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
538
 
 WTF: "This Hostess snowball tastes weird."
 Hosebag: Gotta catch 'em all.
 Bagels: Fat hamster?
 Mustyrats: Tribble trouble?
Image 203070   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
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 eider: Luuuiiiigiiiii, flesssssssh of my flesssshhhhh
 Jennerator: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
 XLY: Please do not do that.
 Ihminen: Terminal 7 and beyoooond!
 Sprinkles: That went well.
 donhomero: Technically theyre not kissing
 FabricMan: Miyamoto's going to be pissed! #203013
 Bagels: Umm... What?
Image 203069   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
161
 
 Jennerator: Questioning flames crush kiwi fruit with knowledge as clouds watch?
 Spazstatic: This reminds me of certain anatomical qualities of women.
 highdra: Book of kiwi?
 elmstreet: If Freemasonry began in elementary school
 BavidDowie: Welcome to the Dojo of WTF
Image 203068   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
118
 
 redmonkey3: Spy vs. Spy getting abstract
Image 203067   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
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 Cami: My guess is this happened mamy years ago and at least a few beers deep.
 Jennerator: Amish cyborg
 Gomi Day: white boys be like...
 Mad Collager: Hey Sweetie, wanna play some squash? My name's Gourdon, by the way.
 Haute and sweaty: @Mr Shifty She's my favorite Spice Girl, second only to Old Spice.
 MylesX: I guess i'm done eating pumpkin forever, thanks.
 Mr Shifty: Ugh, fucking September and we're hitting pumpkin spice. 6 fucking weeks people.
 kornisjon: @bug Too spicy.
 cran vodka: Check out that stem
 bug: Hey, so I heard you girls like pumpkin spice...
 bug: Gourd your loins.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: he bringin sexy baaaacckkkk.
 Rev80: His stripper name is "Gourd Vidal"
 Mr. Shine: I'll bet it smells great in there. *sarcasm*
Image 203066   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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 funny in the wall: Fair enough! @Dr Awkward
 AceOfSpades: @funny in the wall Well yes, but my doctorate is in exercise physiology, so I know humans, not physics.
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward whenever I see "Dr" I assume a science PhD, which, I now realize, is stupid of me
 Teechur: @Lantry You are correct. A car charger will operate with 6v input. A better option would have been to connect these cells in a series/parallel circuit so that it produces 6v at twice the milliamp/hour rating.
 Not A Bot: Nevermind, i remembered that "racist if true" is a catchphrase people say
 deeeeeeeez: "I did it man...im off the grid." "How did you order those Amazon batteries?"
 Wet farts: This charges the phone.
 Mike Michael: I have done things like this more times than i can remember xD
 WaffleIron: @Lantry : You're right, but then youl'd have to cut the usb cable.
 Rev80: Also makes a great hand warmer
 Lantry: 8 D batteries in series at 1.5v each should give you 12v, equivalent to a standard car outlet. But isnt that car plug just gonna transform that back down to 5v for the usb? I think you could probably just put 3 batteries in series to the power pin on the usb cable, but then again I also failed physics the first time I took it so maybe don't fool around with those little hand grenades.
 Mr. Shine: This is why your phone is smoking.
 Vault Dweller: @tib gubb @funny in the wall Ok, Cool. I thought that might be the case, but I don't know nothing about no E-lek-tri-city
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward they probably are; it looks like all are connected in series. Lucky that they're in alternating orientations.
 tib gubb: @Dr Awkward the two leftmost and rightmost are connected on the back, alternating pattern
 Lorm Bembo: Are all 8 of those a connected circuit? For instance, I don't see how the 2 on the left are connected to the others....
Image 203065   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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