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215896  Ulillillia: I'm there, dude.

215904  male anon: Diney Whorl!!!

215889  t48: Putin really letting himself go.

215890  Warrax: Looks like she's trying really hard not to laugh.

215895  WaffleIron: School... School never changes.

215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

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215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215785 Otterman: And you have the devil's curly hair!

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215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show

215656 burritos: same here @BavidDowie

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215760 flatluigi: I think even Firefox has a minimum size requirement.



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 Pizza: I think giving generations names is rather stupid. We should just say people born from (year) to (year). Reduces overlap and confusion.
 Mr Shifty: @a robot (I suspect it could be because they're doing two or three minimum wage jobs to pay off school debts, haven't got time for fun and general living!)
 Felicity: @Jennerator I agree that today it does, but when initially coined, the term Generation X was reserved for people born in the 1960s. (Coupland even explicitly said so.) There was no consensus on what to call the 1970s generation until finally they just gave up and lumped us in with Generation X :-)
 apoxia: Thank dog I'm at the top end of the millennials (35) and managed to buy a house (almost paid off) and got an education that led somewhere. I can eat avocados with impunity. Surely all us Gen X and Y'ers can unite in our hatred of the baby boomers?
 Jennerator: @Felicity I honestly disagree. Being 43 or 44 puts us smack in the middle of generation X.
 Felicity: The Nintendo Wave was the forgotten generation within the forgotten generation
 Felicity: @Jennerator Eventually we became Generation X for lack of a better category; I remember in 1991 when Generation X was the new hotness, we were too young to be in it. Were we Generation Y? Global Teens? I like the solution Strauss & Howe came up with: the 13th Generation (their name for X) divides into the Atari Wave and the Nintendo Wave, depending on which system was current when you came of age. You and I would be Nintendo Wave-rs
 Jennerator: @Felicity Generation X is '61 to '81 roughly. At 44 you are square in the middle of it and I'm right there with you.
 Felicity: @Dr Awkward Im 44 and I remember when *we* were the shoulder generation, too young to be Generation X and too old to be millennials (the generation starting in 1982 and therefore coming of age at the millennium).
 Yam: This ring is the pits.
 big butt bum: wtf man
 Dr Awkward: @a robot 34 here as well, and apparently we're in a shoulder generation with various names, including the "Oregon Trail" generation.
 a robot: @Mr Shifty AND LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE (I am 34 years old and possibly a millennial? I just don't know) tinyurl.com/…
 WTF: "She said NO because it wasn't organic or fair trade certified."
 Yurishiro: Mom! An avocado Just asked me to marry him! I'm so happy!
 Mr Shifty: @a robot They even ruined home ownership. Bastards.
 a robot: *shakes fist* Damn millennials!
Image 203072   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
195
 
 Mr Bleak: @WTF He will, if you say anything uncomplimentary about him. Allegedly.
 Ulillillia: Possibly crazier than Tom Cruise
 Haute and sweaty: Just hangin' with the boys, eh Un?
 WTF: Take my breath away...
 Yurishiro: More like bottom un right? Right? Raises hand for high five
 Felicity: Kim Jong Un with better hair
Image 203071   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
538
 
 WTF: "This Hostess snowball tastes weird."
 Hosebag: Gotta catch 'em all.
 Bagels: Fat hamster?
 ignatz: Tribble trouble?
Image 203070   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
185
 
 eider: Luuuiiiigiiiii, flesssssssh of my flesssshhhhh
 Jennerator: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
 XLY: Please do not do that.
 Ihminen: Terminal 7 and beyoooond!
 Yurishiro: That went well.
 Felicity: Technically theyre not kissing
 FabricMan: Miyamoto's going to be pissed! #203013
 Bagels: Umm... What?
Image 203069   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
161
 
 Jennerator: Questioning flames crush kiwi fruit with knowledge as clouds watch?
 Spazstatic: This reminds me of certain anatomical qualities of women.
 Yurishiro: Book of kiwi?
 Felicity: If Freemasonry began in elementary school
 BavidDowie: Welcome to the Dojo of WTF
Image 203068   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
118
 
 redmonkey3: Spy vs. Spy getting abstract
 Jennerator: yin-yang, Lovecraft edition
Image 203067   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
370
 
 Cami: My guess is this happened mamy years ago and at least a few beers deep.
 Jennerator: Amish cyborg
 Gomi Day: white boys be like...
 Mad Collager: Hey Sweetie, wanna play some squash? My name's Gourdon, by the way.
 Haute and sweaty: @Mr Shifty She's my favorite Spice Girl, second only to Old Spice.
 Yurishiro: I guess i'm done eating pumpkin forever, thanks.
 Mr Shifty: Ugh, fucking September and we're hitting pumpkin spice. 6 fucking weeks people.
 kornisjon: @bug Too spicy.
 Felicity: Check out that stem
 bug: Hey, so I heard you girls like pumpkin spice...
 bug: Gourd your loins.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: he bringin sexy baaaacckkkk.
 Rev80: His stripper name is "Gourd Vidal"
 Mr. Shine: I'll bet it smells great in there. *sarcasm*
Image 203066   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
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 funny in the wall: Fair enough! @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall Well yes, but my doctorate is in exercise physiology, so I know humans, not physics.
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward whenever I see "Dr" I assume a science PhD, which, I now realize, is stupid of me
 Teechur: @Lantry You are correct. A car charger will operate with 6v input. A better option would have been to connect these cells in a series/parallel circuit so that it produces 6v at twice the milliamp/hour rating.
 Not A Bot: Nevermind, i remembered that "racist if true" is a catchphrase people say
 deeeeeeeez: "I did it man...im off the grid." "How did you order those Amazon batteries?"
 Wet farts: This charges the phone.
 Yurishiro: I have done things like this more times than i can remember xD
 WaffleIron: @Lantry : You're right, but then youl'd have to cut the usb cable.
 Rev80: Also makes a great hand warmer
 Lantry: 8 D batteries in series at 1.5v each should give you 12v, equivalent to a standard car outlet. But isnt that car plug just gonna transform that back down to 5v for the usb? I think you could probably just put 3 batteries in series to the power pin on the usb cable, but then again I also failed physics the first time I took it so maybe don't fool around with those little hand grenades.
 Mr. Shine: This is why your phone is smoking.
 Dr Awkward: @tib gubb @funny in the wall Ok, Cool. I thought that might be the case, but I don't know nothing about no E-lek-tri-city
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward they probably are; it looks like all are connected in series. Lucky that they're in alternating orientations.
 tib gubb: @Dr Awkward the two leftmost and rightmost are connected on the back, alternating pattern
 Dr Awkward: Are all 8 of those a connected circuit? For instance, I don't see how the 2 on the left are connected to the others....
Image 203065   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
326
 
 Jennerator: lol I forgot I'm a blue plebe. Replace all the switcherinos if you're curious I guess
 Warrax: I can hear the dramatic music in my head.
 Jennerator: 10 bucks on the mammal to whip that Late Silurian ass
 Mr Shifty: I am in England watching a film that was made in England by south actors playing northern people.
 Yurishiro: My mouse bitch!
 Robespierre: There's gonna be a SHOWDOWN.
Image 203064   09-12-17   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
324
 
 Felicity: Like a Gerry Anderson series with real people
 Rev80: Sweet '57 Firebird II, dude..
Image 203063   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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