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248650  Mr Bleak: They closed "the world's tallest waterslide", so we have to improvise now.

249608  raditzu: I have to go, my people need me!

248682  sparename: @Mr Bleak As long as it's on a naan-bread.. you can't fit a decent kebab in pitta. Preferably doner/chicken tikka mix on cheesey garlic naan, with chilli, red onions and mint yogurt, Bugger, now I really miss The Spices of Kashmir

248682  Mr Bleak: @a robot Sometimes (usually after a goodly number of beers, but not necessarily) an Elephant's Leg kebab with really hot chilli sauce and coleslaw is what you need. And desire. Oh yes. Sod it! Now I'm hungry ... and sober.

248685  Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!

248714  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Boom Tish!

249614  El hefe: All I want for Chistmas

249619  jochenau: Scrolling down on this picture is like watching a snowball of poor decisions gaining momentum as it rolls downhill, then suddenly rolling off a cliff and sailing majestically through the air, and you don't know what'll happen when it hits the ground, but it will be, in one way or another, spectacular.

249618  Spazstatic: @Annoying Vegan

249619  Hyphae: ...and for my next trick, I shall make all the ladies in the room disappear

249614  VoR: Fit a coke can in there

249617  VoR: Trump Rads trucks, but had to be banned for trying to upload the same truck 500+ times.

249618  VoR: I'm leafy Greg!

249593  Felicity: Why is slowly the only word not capitalised

249599  Felicity: @Dr Awkward Blow smoke away from the building, not towards? My best guess

249616  jochenau: Now try Cat Jenga.

249596  Yurishiro: [getting it comments intensify]

249603  Yurishiro: [Creepy high violins revelation theme music]

249608  Yurishiro: He was accepted at hogwarts I guess.

249609  Yurishiro: Dad it's not fair! Since the new controller arrived, mom won't stop playing!

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249591 addend: @Air Biscuit ...aaand Natalie Dee, right?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.



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 NoOneImportant: That's not orange
 Jennerator: ...says the bowl of jelly that is hitting the mayor
 The Dog Dies: Because that would turn you into Trump
 Bagels: Foop
 Rev80: FOOP? This must be an early Don Martin panel
 Mr. Shine: You think you get to choose?!
 Dr Awkward: I don't think that's a bowl of jelly.
Image 203062   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
151
 
 XLY: those circles are in the wrong place, censoring is supposed to protect the innocent
 El hefe: They must go to Syracuse
 Pickle Dick: The great divide
 Mr. Shine: I'm not sure one of these pillows is old enough.
 Shay: Why can't it be a bowl of jelly?
 tib gubb: the creepers society
 San DoDo: Do orange circles come included? Asking for a friend..
Image 203061   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
425
 
 Mr Bleak: That looks heavy - and I think it's the kit they use for "Google Streetview Treks", such as the one walking the Grand Canyon. If you haven't seen them, they are worth a quick Google - impressive stuff!
 wolfpk: Google Earth is experiencing some major budget cuts
 Jennerator: Great, now there are steampunk hipsters
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob I was Just about to say that!!
 Dr. Bathroom: This guy loves attention.
 El hefe: Alaster Moody IRL
 Catcat: We go now to Al Franken, the one-man mobile uplink
 Jeffrat: Oh man it's cosplay of that guy with the umbrella from Serial Experiments Lain right? I'm knowledgeable, I get references.
 ignatz: Augmented Nerdality
 bug: Not quite the future Shadowrun expected.
 Rev80: Worst Borg cosplay EVER
 Spazstatic: Side note, username/upload combo!
 Spazstatic: @Robespierre dang, I typed my comment and forgot to hit post. Checked my phone a few minutes later and saw and hit post without even thinking to refresh first.
 Spazstatic: Google Street view car broke down. Whelp, I've got a job to do...
 Dr Awkward: I don't think this guy fully grasps the concept of "body hacking"
 San DoDo: Still lost
 rockkstar: Google WalkCam is pointless.
 Skinr: Behind the scenes of the live-action Treasure Planet remake.
 Side Boob: This Terminator remake is weird
Image 203060   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
215
 
 Yurishiro: I agree vaginas are weird but boy do we love them
 FabricMan: The Korova milk bar sold milk plus...
 funny in the wall: this makes we want a nap
 frankie: Bedrooms in the '80s were almost impossible to actually sleep in.
Image 203059   09-12-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
443
 
 ArchStanton: @Ihminen and where are they now, the little mowers of stonehenge? And what would they say to us, if we were here...tonight?
 Skinr: @Ihminen The Lawnmower Man?
 Mad Collager: Mownhenge
 Ihminen: Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell where the banshees live and they do live well Stonehenge! Where a man's a man And the old man mows to the Pipes of Pan
 Yurishiro: He's doing a hell of a good job.
 Skinr: "Stay off my henge! Damn kids..."
Image 203058   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
310
 
 Not A Bot: Breakfast in bed.
 Bluetocracy: This is actually Pterodactyl Man, ancient ancestor of the dark knight.
 piranharama: This pleases me.
Image 203057   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
257
 
 Mad Collager: Lady and the Tramp remake suffering from low budget.
 Mad Collager: @t48 You've got that right!
 Not A Bot: Problem, officer?
 kornisjon: Which mythical/cartoon creature does this remind me of?
 El hefe: Tara Reid loves p'sketti
 t48: Should not feed dogs tomatoes.
 Wooden Spoon: That is one hairy old man.
 elronhubard: He'll learn that it tastes a little different on the return trip.
Image 203056   09-12-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
389
 
 Mad Collager: @a robot REPLY C - damn! only allowed seven characters on a license plate.
 Yurishiro: @a robot @Wet farts @DrinkMixMan extra witty commenting reply
 stunt nuts: For those Tennesseeans who can't tell...
 a robot: @Wet farts @DrinkMixMan REPLY
 sparename: He works in the Central Apparatus Room
 Wet farts: @DrinkMixMan damn you you beat me to it by like half a second lol
 Wet farts: COMMENT
 DrinkMixMan: comment
Image 203055   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
448
 
 Mad Collager: Sooooo, it's okay to throw other people's?
 Yurishiro: WHY?!
 betamax: Read in a Belfast accent
 Rev80: That wasn't LSD, It was PCP, square
 Spazstatic: @Shay that's hefty. Is it 50 pounds of coin or paper money? :D
 Sydney: Fined fifty quid, and eight for the wee puddle.
 Prostata: poop - not even once
 funny in the wall: i feel like that's not really the acid's fault... maybe you should come to terms with your gross inner desires and find a forum for them
 tib gubb: sure. blame the acid.
 sparename: Chimping IRL
 Knice: *sadly puts down poo*
 Ulillillia: That's shitty.
 DrinkMixMan: or smell
 Meow: we've all been there
 Shay: Also a 50 pound fine.
 Himesama: NOW you tell me!
Image 203054   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
461
 
 Science: @Rev80: Thank you - I couldn't figure out what in the hell they were playing.
 wolfpk: Looks like someone else is high on acid
 Jennerator: It's missing Shaggy's bong
 MamboNumber6: Rad for Scooby Doo
 Rev80: So the entire show was just a really imaginative game of Clue?
 sir toke a lot: Jaezus! Ah'm chekin' OUT!
 sparename: " # Running around robbing banks, All whacked off of Scooby Snacks! # "
 SomeCanadian: Magic the Gathering is addictive
Image 203053   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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