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254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

254169  brian greene: i would

254219  Mexico: Urine and feces cycle through the outfit before being processed by the thigh pads.

254181  brian greene: never mind the helmet i would! once the dogs gone

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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 Murm Gungus: @dobbiesdoogs that's good brainstorming.
 dobbiesdoogs: she looked at what she had arranged, and suddenly stephenie meyer had her million-dollar idea
Image 202979   09-12-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
488
 
 AverageJoe: and that's how I lost my index finger
 artfulcodger: Avada kedavra!
 Prostata: so cute and floofy! EEE!
 Knice: *boo-HAWMP*
Image 202978   09-12-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
305
 
 Rent A Dog: We can give you a smile worthy of the Joker
 PenguinBartender: "Good news, you have nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-NO CAVITIES!"
 SomeCanadian: You really can have it all. @Yurishiro
 Bumbo Lungys: Billionaire, genius, philantrophist, dentist.
 Koopa: If you tie a string around a tooth, and throw a batarang with the string tied to it, will the tooth come out?
 Zampano: no parents welcome
Image 202977   09-12-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
639
 
 Unstableton: I LOVE LAMP
 cenecia: Do you really love the lamp?
 Ulillillia: LAMPS ARE NICE.
Image 202976   09-12-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
374
 
 Bill Rye: @Knice and I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
 steve: I didn't know he was an American.
 Not A Bot: We could not do this joke at my workplace bc some dumbass customer would fucking electrocute themselves.
 piranharama: Didn't make a deal with Kanjiklub either
 bigASShobo: @Knice
 funy speling: Chewie can hear you..
 karmakat: so THAT'S what those warbles meant!
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 202975   09-12-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
470
 
 tib gubb: i think archie is someone that everyone can relate to
 Shay: Archie knows what's up. Too bad Netflix wasn't invented yet or he and Veronica would've just Netflix and chill.
 Stoner: That cactus figured that it's high time that it bugged outta there - this can only end in tears.
 Mr. Shine: Well, he's not exactly wrong. . . .
 AverageJoe: You can do both if you're sneaky enough
 Spray Tan: True dat.
 charlemagne: but you were working for nickelodeon
 Zampano: duh. thats why i quit my job
Image 202974   09-12-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
310
 
 tib gubb: well then who's gonna keep an eye on my place when i'm not around?
 bug: Well, color me convinced.
 queezy farm: Round, and round, and round it goes ... when it stops, no one knows.
 Turd Ferguson: Thanks Ghost Busters!
 McBomalds: Nobody usually tell you if the house is haunted or not, thank you good sir!
 Mr. Shine: Riiiiiiiight
 karmakat: thanks for the...warning?
 charlemagne: not yet
 Side Boob: Pass
Image 202973   09-12-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
483
 
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity Nong Shim Spicy Noodle Bowls are one of my guilty pleasures.
 isosceleswaffle: If it were those shrimp crackers, I can confirm the statement (this is probably ramen noodles though).
 Cami: We eat kroepoek at home and one day my wife brought home a brand called Chin Kee. My racist grandfather would have loved it.
 westerner: Oh hey, Nong Shim. I have had those. They come in tempura flavour too!
 sergeant: Shrimp are pretty addictive
 static xyz: More like crack flavored shrimp amirite?
 Mr. Shine: It's a bold new direction for a tired old brand!
 BavidDowie: You mean "Old Bay?"
 Knice: Tastes jaunty!
 ignatz: Better than the other way round..
Image 202972   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
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 Ulillillia: Like Comment Share
 Mark As Read: @charlemagne Ladies and gents this is your captain speaking, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH MY GOD WE ARE FUCKED WE ARE ALL SO FUCKED AAAAAAAHHHH
 Scoo: Later, shitlords!
 piranharama: "Hello boys! I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!" *explosions and patriotic music follows*
 charlemagne: ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, we're experiencing some light rapture...
Image 202971   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
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 Weather: That much is clear.
 Side Boob: No, you made a deal with Jabba the Hutt. I don't think you can throw stones here.
Image 202970   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
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