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272360  Bob: So majestic, so floofy

272366  Bob: Definitely the elephant is pleased with itself.

272359  Not A Bot: The best camera is the one you have with you.

272367  tib gubb: hold on - i got this

272366  Off Topic: Gesundheit

201031  Dr Awkward: @Niels Bohr @TaintJuice @Niels Bohr @fanny I don't get why my old comments are all under different use names? I think that's why I lost my purple status. Weird

272350  Dr Awkward: For obvious reasons, I'm more partial to this rendition of this meme #168171

272366  Spazstatic: I imagine the elephant laughing maniacally while doing this.

272349  In The Pocket: Ah, the illustrious NOPE road

272351  Dr Awkward: "Oh yeah, you and what army?.. oh God! A cat army?!"

272355  Dr Awkward: Fort Floof.

272368  Korrok: Korrok approves.

272362  dangerkeith3000: What's your point? People are fake.

272361  Scoo: Is your girlfriend being honored by the Friar's Club?

272365  dangerkeith3000: Oldie but goodie.

272360  mammal883: The one on the left seems sweet. That one on the right, though, there's trouble there, mark my words.

272351  trelyate: Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties

272361  charlemagne: the van is full of step ladders

272352  Spazstatic: @Amy Housewine Nancy works in mysterious ways.

272372  james: "Subaru, reluctant sponsor of the WNBA" - Demetri Martin

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272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager thatd be great! Ive only made a handful of pies and the crust has always been a struggle :)

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.



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 Murm Gungus: @dobbiesdoogs that's good brainstorming.
 dobbiesdoogs: she looked at what she had arranged, and suddenly stephenie meyer had her million-dollar idea
Image 202979   09-12-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
488
 
 AverageJoe: and that's how I lost my index finger
 artfulcodger: Avada kedavra!
 Prostata: so cute and floofy! EEE!
 Knice: *boo-HAWMP*
Image 202978   09-12-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
305
 
 Rent A Dog: We can give you a smile worthy of the Joker
 PenguinBartender: "Good news, you have nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-NO CAVITIES!"
 SomeCanadian: You really can have it all. @Yurishiro
 Bumbo Lungys: Billionaire, genius, philantrophist, dentist.
 Koopa: If you tie a string around a tooth, and throw a batarang with the string tied to it, will the tooth come out?
 Zampano: no parents welcome
Image 202977   09-12-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
639
 
 Unstableton: I LOVE LAMP
 cenecia: Do you really love the lamp?
 Ulillillia: LAMPS ARE NICE.
Image 202976   09-12-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
374
 
 Bill Rye: @Knice and I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
 steve: I didn't know he was an American.
 Not A Bot: We could not do this joke at my workplace bc some dumbass customer would fucking electrocute themselves.
 piranharama: Didn't make a deal with Kanjiklub either
 bigASShobo: @Knice
 funy speling: Chewie can hear you..
 karmakat: so THAT'S what those warbles meant!
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 202975   09-12-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
470
 
 tib gubb: i think archie is someone that everyone can relate to
 Shay: Archie knows what's up. Too bad Netflix wasn't invented yet or he and Veronica would've just Netflix and chill.
 Stoner: That cactus figured that it's high time that it bugged outta there - this can only end in tears.
 Mr. Shine: Well, he's not exactly wrong. . . .
 AverageJoe: You can do both if you're sneaky enough
 Spray Tan: True dat.
 charlemagne: but you were working for nickelodeon
 Zampano: duh. thats why i quit my job
Image 202974   09-12-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
310
 
 tib gubb: well then who's gonna keep an eye on my place when i'm not around?
 bug: Well, color me convinced.
 queezy farm: Round, and round, and round it goes ... when it stops, no one knows.
 Turd Ferguson: Thanks Ghost Busters!
 McBomalds: Nobody usually tell you if the house is haunted or not, thank you good sir!
 Mr. Shine: Riiiiiiiight
 karmakat: thanks for the...warning?
 charlemagne: not yet
 Side Boob: Pass
Image 202973   09-12-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
483
 
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity Nong Shim Spicy Noodle Bowls are one of my guilty pleasures.
 isosceleswaffle: If it were those shrimp crackers, I can confirm the statement (this is probably ramen noodles though).
 Cami: We eat kroepoek at home and one day my wife brought home a brand called Chin Kee. My racist grandfather would have loved it.
 westerner: Oh hey, Nong Shim. I have had those. They come in tempura flavour too!
 sergeant: Shrimp are pretty addictive
 static xyz: More like crack flavored shrimp amirite?
 Mr. Shine: It's a bold new direction for a tired old brand!
 BavidDowie: You mean "Old Bay?"
 Knice: Tastes jaunty!
 crappypants: Better than the other way round..
Image 202972   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
482
 
 Ulillillia: Like Comment Share
 Mark As Read: @charlemagne Ladies and gents this is your captain speaking, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH MY GOD WE ARE FUCKED WE ARE ALL SO FUCKED AAAAAAAHHHH
 Scoo: Later, shitlords!
 piranharama: "Hello boys! I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!" *explosions and patriotic music follows*
 charlemagne: ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, we're experiencing some light rapture...
Image 202971   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
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 Weather: That much is clear.
 Side Boob: No, you made a deal with Jabba the Hutt. I don't think you can throw stones here.
Image 202970   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
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