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253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

253360  hammy: Roll that beautiful bean footage!!

253340  Knice: Me so honry

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3. Robespierre
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253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!



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11. Bitcoin Burglar: 1763 points
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Score:
319
 
 sparename: ...aboot this hoose??
 djublonskopf: Wow, did not expect to see a familiar landmark on here anytime soon. Seaview, Washington!
 Air Biscuit: *contact your doctor if kaboose remains loose for more than 24 hours.
 Cami: @Dr Awkward A loose kaboose is why I retired from porn.
 Dr Awkward: Loose kaboose is my porn name
Image 202938   09-11-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
550
 
 El Barto: Fluffy. Soft. Cuddle pile invitation. Lets go run in park. Grammar stupid. Language fading. Proximity now priority. Must gaze upon!
Image 202937   09-11-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
177
 
 Gluten Fee: Your teenage son or daughter will think this is really cool!
Image 202936   09-11-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
431
 
 robford: @Cami Or that tree in Larry Nivens Rainbow Mars
 Cami: This is how we get a space elevator.
 Dr Awkward: Survival of the fittest involves talking trees
Image 202935   09-11-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
252
 
 Catcat: Boozer? That's one step away from just going 'Alcoholics'r'Us'
Image 202934   09-11-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
199
 
 grizzly: I like how the dude on the left is like "Yep. Just a normal Tuesday."
 El Barto: @Dr Awkward Holy crab apples, I think it is!
 violentwrath: Hey i think i saw that dance move it's pretty popular
 Dr Awkward: Is this a sidewalk baby, being delivered by a smart car driver?
 Catcat: The guy on the right is having a massive yawn
Image 202933   09-11-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
270
 
 wolfpk: What you do, don't give him meth after midnight.
 addend: Maybe /just/ once.
 Yam: I mean, seeing as Pumpkinhead has been around longer than Mewtwo... maybe meth is a wonderdrug!
 SharkysMachine: Mew. Not even ever.
Image 202932   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
426
 
 BavidDowie: What's really funny is that there are three more above this one
 deadwombat: If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you, yeah okay, but not NOW ffs!!
 Albo Grungus: I'll shit in the LIVING room thank you.
 Derp Herpigan: I'd hook something up that mimics the sound of creaking, cracking glass, just for the added benefit .
 DrinkMixMan: Helps scare the shit out of you
 Catcat: Cures constipation in people afraid of heights
 WTF: When you literally want to "drop a deuce".
Image 202931   09-11-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
192
 
 cybeq: I love dexter!
 Catcat: @Felicity Alternative facial structure
 rustedpeace: Alternative covfefe
Image 202930   09-11-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
85
 
 Air Biscuit: Pinkeys out.
 propro: Dismissed.
 Dr Awkward: I declare war.
Image 202929   09-11-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
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