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215895  WaffleIron: School... School never changes.

215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

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5. Robespierre
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215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215656 burritos: same here @BavidDowie

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"



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hat thrab uploaded 215583 (653 points)
celtic uploaded 215541 (646 points)
metallica uploaded 215390 (645 points)
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Wolfy21 uploaded 215605 (634 points)
kristy uploaded 215473 (631 points)
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 1661 points
 6. digabigpig: 1587 points
 7. DeeeeeeeezNutz: 1492 points
 8. winwolf: 1474 points
 9. Rachelina: 1438 points
10. celtic: 1398 points
11. Oober: 1350 points
12. cannabis: 1278 points
13. cakefizzle: 1238 points
14. wooden boy: 1171 points
15. Morpen Lungus: 1155 points
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Score:
85
 
 Air Biscuit: Pinkeys out.
 Yurishiro: Dismissed.
 Dr Awkward: I declare war.
Image 202929   09-11-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Image 202928 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rembo Rompus. Boo, Rembo Rompus.
Score:
238
 
 Ulillillia: Big bang theory
 Catcat: Whoopee Cushion is a condom if you're mutated enough!
 WTF: Add a bottle of MD 20/20 and then we've got a party!
 RainbowTornado: I bet it's a practical joke gag condom....haha jokes on you, you're pregnant/have an std(sti?)/contracted AIDS!!!
 antipatterns: Whoopee Cushion? I don't need that fancy stuff. Just give me a good old fashion family value "fart bag"
 Dr Awkward: Are those cap going n rounds called "super bang"?
 Skinr: Making Whoopee?
Image 202927   09-11-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
572
 
 vape station: @El Barto Why?
 El Barto: What's wrong with that b.....ba? Bat?...Oh. Well now I'm sad.
 Yurishiro: Ahem...brutality?
 Catcat: Na na na na na na na na na, bat dog?
Image 202926   09-11-17   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
310
 
 jochenau: A problem has been detected and Windows to your computer.
 Felicity: Oddly, the building looks like an Apple IIGS
 SharkysMachine: Shattered windows etc.
Image 202925   09-11-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
109
 
 addend: Just a little off the top, please. Leave the sideburns.
 Mr. Shine: Adamantium skeleton?
Image 202924   09-11-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
235
 
 Robespierre: He's that TV guy ... in that AD ... for that THING
 AverageJoe: you have your mother's eyes
 WTF: "Hey it's that guy... that guy from TV!"
 hajjpodge: Not only terrible dietary habits, but terrible political views as well.
 Felicity: Hi, Im TVs Adam Richman
Image 202923   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
346
 
 Rat-Butt: @Catcat Que the porno music...
 Robespierre: Claudio there is getting his Casbah rocked right about now.
 piranharama: @El Barto glad I could help, this expanded my consciousness too.
 El Barto: I learned a few sad things tonight and was almost going to ruminate. But then you came along @piranharama and changed my life.
 piranharama: So apparently the term for being cockblocked by a lesbian is "beaver dammed," which you can see above.
 Catcat: @Rat-Butt I'm waiting for what happens after the kiss
 WTF: "I was planning on wearing that same dress to prom!"
 Ulillillia: Scene from a 2000s-era music video
 Rat-Butt: Dude should be happy: two women kissing is a beautiful thing
 a robot: *Nelson voice* "HA HA!"
Image 202922   09-11-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
304
 
 Ronick: Shitters clogged
 Yurishiro: @deeeeeeeez I knew! *throws handfuls of sarcasm on random people*
 deeeeeeeez: @Yurishiro ahh yes that would be the joke.
 grizzly: Later, shitlords!
 Yurishiro: @deeeeeeeez It was already ruined son.
 deeeeeeeez: Wait? Streets flooded before we ruined the environment?
 Whatever: Ah to be young and denying climate change
 Catcat: Mmmm, sludge...
 Rat-Butt: ...and yet they procreated...
Image 202921   09-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
157
 
 Sadbot: @antipatterns It was good enough to scare wee @Sadbot, this one was about some sort of ghosty E.T. possessing retired Apollo astronauts
 antipatterns: this looks like some x-files bad cgi
 Yam: why scary
 dobbiesdoogs: he must have to go to work
Image 202920   09-11-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
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