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257219  FireBreathingMarmot: what shall we say then

257738  Knice: My signature pro-wrestling move.

257281  FireBreathingMarmot: Great color rendition for as old as the media must have been.

256910  Austin: are they all vampires?

257724  Knice: Welcome to Ken's ass--I mean Kansas.

257732  Peter Pantsless: That represents the majority of Facebook posts pretty well, actually

257727  Knice: That's an impressive girth-to-length ratio.

257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
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4. Shay
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7. dangerkeith3000
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9. Knice
10. Whatever



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!



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BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (802 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
Drunk Orc uploaded 257630 (775 points)


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 5. Shay: 2844 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
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10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1772 points
13. rip odb: 1663 points
14. pirate: 1540 points
15. Prombom: 1515 points
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Score:
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 Lantry: Striped shirt gets a head start in the microphone eating contest
Image 202900   09-11-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
339
 
 meh: "excuse me mr dog-" "bitch shut up and listen"
 Rat-Butt: Look, Ma...Twins!
 necronomicon: Squeeeeeze me, go on and squeeeze me
Image 202899   09-11-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
258
 
 discodisco: Lolz @ChubbyBuddy
 Not A Bot: "Jimmy did you know you used to be a pair of frayed shorts"
 ChubbyBuddy: this song sucks
Image 202898   09-11-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
199
 
 daver: Loved!* *hides from the grammar Police*
 space: They sure poved Pink and Red back in the days.
 Rat-Butt: You can always tell a Jack Kirby panel
 savvoy: This Asgard sucks! I want my fighting-all-day, drinking-all-night in a cold and muddy wasteland Asgard!
Image 202897   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
272
 
 boxboxbox: @Mad Collager only God can judge me *tupac music starts*
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro Well, the joke had to work. Anyway, would you want to be judged while sitting exhausted in a trash can after your wife dragged you clothes shopping for an entire afternoon? I sure wouldn't.
 Oober: @Mad Collager Perfectly good? Really? Is that what you REALLY think?
 Fuzzpot: This reminds me of a horrible job I had once
 Rat-Butt: We live in a deposible society...
 Greifer: desperate times call for desperate measures
 Mad Collager: Would you look at that! Someone just THREW AWAY a perfectly good husband!
Image 202896   09-11-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
358
 
 Black Jesus: Baby snowman is not amused.
Image 202895   09-11-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
206
 
 daver: Cheer up Milk everything Will be alright!
 HighCactus: Blue + milk = Star Wars
 Rat-Butt: Priorities...or lack there of
 Side Boob: When milk goes bad
 FabricMan: A decision was made here
Image 202894   09-11-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
345
 
 DrinkMixMan: But as usual I came alone
 Ulillillia: That means two things.
 sparename: At least I didn't just come in my underwear
Image 202893   09-11-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
261
 
 jazzjunkie: I suspect these were written by someone who doesn't know the difference between China and Japan
 piranharama: Damn, they spoiled the Sixth Sense hard didn't they
 jochenau: The actual Chinese name appears to be "Ice Blood Violence".
 minimum max: @WaffleIron Except for /The Shawkshank Redemption/. Apparently 1994 is 1995 in Chinese
 WaffleIron: So the years dont get translated?
 a robot: Somehow I doubt the legitimacy of these translations.
 Knice: Feast up on a 71-gallon box o' great devices.
 Theta Zero: There's also "Backstroke Of The West," the Chinese bootleg of Starwars Episode III. Look it up, because a group of masochists decided to voice over the whole movie with the as-awful and as-hilarious broken English translation as well.
 Borkf: Wow, I didn't realise I could read Chinese!
Image 202892   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
214
 
 DangitBobby: Thought i was watching Tron for a second
 Hokie333: Satan Female Soldier.
 mrd0t: Baby's first trip.
 savvoy: Honey, I think the grandkid's on LSD. No, wait, it's me.
Image 202891   09-11-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
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