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254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

254169  brian greene: i would

254219  Mexico: Urine and feces cycle through the outfit before being processed by the thigh pads.

254181  brian greene: never mind the helmet i would! once the dogs gone

254217  Mexico: @Annoying Vegan Your assessment is correct.

254191  Korrok: I have to laugh.

254211  Prostata: someone's bandana is about to get wet

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254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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whaleshark uploaded 253807 (882 points)
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bookcase uploaded 254003 (835 points)
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 6. Gomi Day: 2685 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1855 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. Soviette: 1743 points
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Score:
451
 
 El Barto: I am now, Pup. I am now.
 earl: I can quit drugs any time I want
 Rat-Butt: Damn emos...
 Rat-Butt: Damn emos...
 Rat-Butt: Listen asshat, I am in the freakin ice! Chip me out, will ya!
 Haute and sweaty: I like this better when it's the dog talking.
 Ulillillia: Still ok
 WaffleIron: Yeah I'm fine.
Image 202888   09-11-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
203
 
 Dr Awkward: @Rat-Butt "warm" is definitely an understatement, right?
 Rat-Butt: @Dr Awkward yeah, but you can wrap them in a warm glow...
 Dr Awkward: You can't hug someone with nuclear arms
Image 202887   09-11-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
385
 
 Ulillillia: @Borkf I wish I did
 Borkf: Yeah, I always die for 4 days before I get paid as well.
 Mr. Whiskers: That's how I lived before making cash from home promoting products on the spaceship. Like delicious Fleet Enemas! Wait, I did that wrong...
 Nope: Its funny because it represents a staggering large portion of today's society. Let's laugh instead of enacting social change.
 sparename: "There's always too much month left at the end of the money"
Image 202886   09-11-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
658
 
 El Barto: ...So go out and live your dreams! (As long as they don't hurt anybody without their prior consent.)
 Side Boob: Kids today
 UnknownSample: He doesn't even give one shit.
 Bagels: When you're that cute you don't have to give any shits
 Peach: Giving plenty of sass, though.
Image 202885   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
198
 
 Yam: You know, if they rereleased those, I'd pay $300. I'm not a good negotiator
 Butcherboy: 20 pumps is my timeline as well
Image 202884   09-11-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
103
 
 El Barto: @Felicity MITOSIS!
 MamboNumber6: @Felicity Based on the username @On Spec it could be from /On Spec/ magazine
 I Hate The Beatles: I love the artwork. Whats it from?
 savvoy: Up on that catwalk, with his disintegrator, waited all day for two losers to line up.
 Niels Bohr: Extruded cut Sketch plane Through all
 Dr Awkward: Oh neat, they're doing a 4th season of The Leftovers
 WTF: Human-sized Foosball
Image 202883   09-11-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
125
 
 Not A Bot: Ouch. Call the dentist
 Ulillillia: Don't remind me :(
 Dr Awkward: Fart
 Side Boob: Same
Image 202882   09-11-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
245
 
 sparename: What a load of scrubbers
Image 202881   09-11-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
542
 
 El Barto: @WaffleIron Almost what your transcendence into WaffleTron form will look like.
 a robot: I have no idea what this image even means but I feel strangely compelled to radvote
 illBilliam: Porn and fast food breakfast. It's the right way to start the day and do Satan's work.
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob It probably is. Got by you-know-whov it's probably obscured enough to be technically SFW.
 Side Boob: What's on the television? Is that what I think it is?
 Peach: Rise (oh dark lord) and shine.
 Skaalar: I'm so fucking hungry right now, don't even play with me about that McDonald's breakfast. I would kill someone for hash browns.
 Nope: What's it like to be a heretic?
Image 202880   09-11-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
629
 
 Warrax: @DrinkMixMan What's updog?
 DrinkMixMan: Nice updog
 Side Boob: Yoga dogs are good dogs
 Annoying Vegan : 15/10 excellent form
 Peach: Doga?
Image 202879   09-11-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
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