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254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

254169  brian greene: i would

254219  Mexico: Urine and feces cycle through the outfit before being processed by the thigh pads.

254181  brian greene: never mind the helmet i would! once the dogs gone

254217  Mexico: @Annoying Vegan Your assessment is correct.

254191  Korrok: I have to laugh.

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254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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 savvoy: and winter
 savvoy: They regret their lack of walls during mosquito season
 jochenau: I think you forgot a few walls on your house.
 Nope: *snif* A+ dick my man
Image 202878   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
247
 
 jazzjunkie: Looks like you put it in the microwave instead of the oven without changing the cooking time.
 DangitBobby: @fanny pretty sure that's the tagline for this brand
 SS Keith: At first I thought the crust was missing and this was just a pile of sauce and toppings, but now I see: the pizza sauce overflowed from the crust onto the plate. That happens with Pillsbury microwaveable mini-pizzas and its actually delicious. Pry the pizza off the plate and eat the crunchy pizza sauce! Its good!
 a robot: It's not supreme, it's "suprema," which is how you know it's fancy
 Borkf: I blame Daphne.
 illBilliam: "You touch me and I cut you!"
 deeeeeeeez: they know you wont tell anyone
 Peach: God damn it, Celeste...
 fanny: you're eating alone. what do you care.
 sparename: Before and after
Image 202877   09-11-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
480
 
 MC Delta T: My friend has a theory that the vegetable drawer does make you healthier even though you never eat the vegetables. See, you buy the vegetables, and that makes you feel virtuous, and psychosomatically that makes you healthier
 obboma: Too much starch I guess
 Sadbot: I like my friend's term for it, the "rotter"
 E. HONDA: yes, let us banish the produce to where it cannot be seen
 Niels Bohr: We call em beer drawers round these parts.
 Nope: that's where my ciders live!
 let it go: Die?? You should see how my onions blossom there! I have onion trees now!!!
 Haute and sweaty: That just means I can feed my compost heap!
Image 202876   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
317
 
 Mr Bleak: Worlds "most boring conga line" competition heats up.
 Hosebag: BONG. Bring out your dead...
Image 202875   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Image 202874 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by White Male. Boo, White Male.
Score:
147
 
 Science: I dump the pickle right the hell off. It has no place on a chicken sandwich!
 kornisjon: @Shay I'm horrified yet intrigued.
 my wheelhouse: Yet another reason not to go to Chick-Fil-A
 savvoy: Lucky!
 Ulillillia: Chick-Fil-A is repressing something
 Mr. Shine: Man I love that place! Delicious chicken! @Shay Kool-aid pickles can be good, provided you start with the right flavor. I used to get lime flavor and add chili powder, it was excellent.
 Shay: That's a good heaping of Kool-Aid pickles (yes it's a real thing)
 Mr Shifty: I thought chicken and a history of bigotry.
Image 202873   09-11-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
175
 
 Mr Shifty: @El Barto I suppose it was a 1980's kind of phrase.
 El Barto: This 28yo, allergic to alcohol, Aussie kid checked google and is now informed. And also relieved that it was PG.
 El Barto: @Mr Shifty...This 28yo Aussie kid is lost as heck.
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro Unlike the company in the pic above this one
 aeroaero: @Mr Shifty Would they say Technicolour or do they use the US spelling?
 Mr. Shine: @Mr Shifty We use the term in the US as well. "Calling RALPH on the Big White Phone," etc.
 Mr Shifty: Technicolor yawn. Only Aussie kids will get this.
 sparename: *YAWN*
Image 202872   09-11-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
150
 
 Mr Bleak: Give me a sign! I need a sign! Oh. OK, I'll do it myself then.
 Rat-Butt: This is a sign...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ghost sloth!!!!! is peering at you from on high!!!
Image 202871   09-11-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
319
 
 Rat-Butt: His balls are as cold as ice, he's will to sacrifice our love...
 Mr Bleak: Calvin has grown up well.
 Chile Quornwrap: Then we both simultaneously thought of the /Family Guy/ episode where Carter said Feel the heat coming off those genitals, Brian and we laughed.
 Mustyrats: @DrinkMixMan I got into a nerdy discussion with a friend about the expression hot as balls. I thought scrota were generally hotter than the surrounding body parts, but he said that animals evolved external balls to dissipate heat, so balls *should* be cooler
 Shay: Meanwhile, in Central Pork...
 Mad Collager: Hmmmm, I wonder what he's thinking about, and whether he thinks about it every 3.5 seconds.
 DrinkMixMan: I think... it's cold as balls out here.
 Peach: Check out that lovingly crafted scrotum.
 Ronick: Brain freeze
Image 202870   09-11-17   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
349
 
 Mr Bleak: @E. HONDA "We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then"
 NonRhetorical: @Science Starring Efrem Zimbalist and Jay Silverheels!
 Science: Special guest star: Florence Henderson!
 E. HONDA: Police Squad, In Color
 Donut: "Central Pork" - Lieutenant Tanakahanowitz goes undercover as a hot dog vendor in Central Park to bust a protection racket, Patrolmen O'Toole and Hermanson are sent to anger management after shooting a hobo, The Chief finds love on the Internet.
Image 202869   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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