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257219  FireBreathingMarmot: what shall we say then

257738  Knice: My signature pro-wrestling move.

257281  FireBreathingMarmot: Great color rendition for as old as the media must have been.

256910  Austin: are they all vampires?

257724  Knice: Welcome to Ken's ass--I mean Kansas.

257732  Peter Pantsless: That represents the majority of Facebook posts pretty well, actually

257727  Knice: That's an impressive girth-to-length ratio.

257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

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257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!



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Score:
221
 
 Peach: Turn on, tune in, drop out
 Porm Munties: I bet parents use her as a pop corn bowl
 Spazstatic: @Lantry staring at the friendly spaceship
 Lantry: If that was a computer this would basically be a picture of me
Image 202859   09-11-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
738
 
 Rat-Butt: I am a good boy! I am a good Boy! I am! I am! I stayed very still like you said to do! I balanced it on my head, cause I a good boy!!I can eat it now, right?
 Peach: @Felicity I need to read this story. Tell your friend to get writing!
 fatman: @Peach A friend of mine once ate pot brownies and while stoned had an idea for a story where expanding cities encroach on the wilderness, and the animals adapt to the urban landscape by evolving cuter and cuter so humans will feed them, until eventually they become so cute that they can telepathically mesmerise humans
 Peach: @RainbowTornado Their combined powers overload human cuteness receptors, thus ensuring them additional treats.
 jochenau: halp how remove
 RainbowTornado: Somehow this is a symbiotic relationship
 grizzly: Is it still on me?!
 Hosebag: I'm a pretty talented surgeon, I could help you with that lump on your head.
Image 202858   09-11-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
427
 
 Rat-Butt: Damn goat! This is why we can't have nice things
 Rat-Butt: That goat done tore up that Windstar! You go, goat! You go...
 ShamWOW: Come at me bro.
 Hosebag: So this isn't a Dodge Ram? Instructions unclear.
 Air Biscuit: Goat-eletor retreats to his fortress atop mount windstar, having been once again been foiled by he-dog: master of the sidewalk.
Image 202857   09-11-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
20
 
 Mr Shifty: Fight! Piss on her to show dominance! Sacrifice her to Mighty Poseidon!
Image 202856   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
161
 
 Rat-Butt: ...this will end badly...but it will be hilarious! Where's my popcorn, this is a ring side event
 ignatz: Segwee
Image 202855   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
174
 
 tib gubb: i actually find this pretty amusing.
 DarkTeddy: So are all you guys virgins? -creepy old man to my coworkers and I when I used to work at virgin
 Scoo: Virgin, eh?
Image 202854   09-11-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
730
 
 Rat-Butt: That's no different dog...that's a tongue with legs attached to it
 piranharama: It's tongue all the way down
 Donut: "See? I made a contradiction!"
 flommmm: Is not dog. Is hairball.
Image 202853   09-11-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Image 202852 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by NonRhetorical. Boo, NonRhetorical.
Score:
413
 
 kate shutupton: It's a shame to let such remarkable structures Just waste away. Even from a non commy pov.
Image 202851   09-11-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
275
 
 Cyka: I disagree (with the last panel in the image)
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall Aw, bummer. The concept of an HOA is upsetting to me. Hopefully you can find some way to live out that dream!
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward you're living the dream. my wife wants goats and ducks especially badly but any kind of livestock is forbidden by our HOA even though we have almost an acre
 E. HONDA: My cats and I speak through our lawyers
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall Yep, I kinda married into the livestock thing, but I love the goats. Here are 5 of them #201031. The dark one in the middle used to be at the Phoenix zoo before we adopted her.
 Dr Awkward: @Haute and sweaty Mine too! 4 ducks in the freezer.
 Haute and sweaty: Yeah, people would ask about my ducks but they're all dead now. You decide which.
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward dude, goats? awesome! i've always wanted goats.
 Dr Awkward: I get this with my goats
Image 202850   09-11-17   Uploaded by    elronhubard
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