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228485  jochenau: You smell nice.

228458  Teechur: @MasterTwig These kinda remind me of Shrek's ears!

228504  Robespierre: Ploughed ... for HER pleasure.

228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

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228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228301 charlemagne: I made the radiohead logo on my mario kart ds

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete



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Score:
221
 
 Peach: Turn on, tune in, drop out
 Yurishiro: I bet parents use her as a pop corn bowl
 Spazstatic: @Lantry staring at the friendly spaceship
 Lantry: If that was a computer this would basically be a picture of me
Image 202859   09-11-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
738
 
 Rat-Butt: I am a good boy! I am a good Boy! I am! I am! I stayed very still like you said to do! I balanced it on my head, cause I a good boy!!I can eat it now, right?
 Peach: @Felicity I need to read this story. Tell your friend to get writing!
 Felicity: @Peach A friend of mine once ate pot brownies and while stoned had an idea for a story where expanding cities encroach on the wilderness, and the animals adapt to the urban landscape by evolving cuter and cuter so humans will feed them, until eventually they become so cute that they can telepathically mesmerise humans
 Peach: @RainbowTornado Their combined powers overload human cuteness receptors, thus ensuring them additional treats.
 jochenau: halp how remove
 RainbowTornado: Somehow this is a symbiotic relationship
 grizzly: Is it still on me?!
 Hosebag: I'm a pretty talented surgeon, I could help you with that lump on your head.
Image 202858   09-11-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
427
 
 Rat-Butt: Damn goat! This is why we can't have nice things
 Rat-Butt: That goat done tore up that Windstar! You go, goat! You go...
 Yurishiro: Come at me bro.
 Hosebag: So this isn't a Dodge Ram? Instructions unclear.
 Air Biscuit: Goat-eletor retreats to his fortress atop mount windstar, having been once again been foiled by he-dog: master of the sidewalk.
Image 202857   09-11-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
20
 
 Mr Shifty: Fight! Piss on her to show dominance! Sacrifice her to Mighty Poseidon!
Image 202856   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
161
 
 Rat-Butt: ...this will end badly...but it will be hilarious! Where's my popcorn, this is a ring side event
 ignatz: Segwee
Image 202855   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
174
 
 tib gubb: i actually find this pretty amusing.
 DarkTeddy: So are all you guys virgins? -creepy old man to my coworkers and I when I used to work at virgin
 Scoo: Virgin, eh?
Image 202854   09-11-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
730
 
 Rat-Butt: That's no different dog...that's a tongue with legs attached to it
 piranharama: It's tongue all the way down
 Donut: "See? I made a contradiction!"
 Robespierre: Is not dog. Is hairball.
Image 202853   09-11-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Image 202852 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by NonRhetorical. Your image was bad, NonRhetorical.
Score:
413
 
 Yurishiro: It's a shame to let such remarkable structures Just waste away. Even from a non commy pov.
Image 202851   09-11-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
275
 
 Felicity: I disagree (with the last panel in the image)
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall Aw, bummer. The concept of an HOA is upsetting to me. Hopefully you can find some way to live out that dream!
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward you're living the dream. my wife wants goats and ducks especially badly but any kind of livestock is forbidden by our HOA even though we have almost an acre
 E. HONDA: My cats and I speak through our lawyers
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall Yep, I kinda married into the livestock thing, but I love the goats. Here are 5 of them #201031. The dark one in the middle used to be at the Phoenix zoo before we adopted her.
 Dr Awkward: @Haute and sweaty Mine too! 4 ducks in the freezer.
 Haute and sweaty: Yeah, people would ask about my ducks but they're all dead now. You decide which.
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward dude, goats? awesome! i've always wanted goats.
 Dr Awkward: I get this with my goats
Image 202850   09-11-17   Uploaded by    elronhubard
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