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257992  ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.

257994  Robespierre: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.

258010  Ihminen: the theme song started playing in my head pretty much automatically... mmmm that sweet synth sound

257990  NoRagrets: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.

258001  VoR: Thiiiiink pink

257996  NoRagrets: Is this taking a stab at the fact that victims only get royalty money and not all the proceeds?

257998  NoRagrets: @Felicity gonna go with black panther costume on either a sonic character or banjo kazooie character

257979  AlexDeLarge: What not to do at a stop light

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I guess it's a thing that they always play that song during the 7th inning stretch at Fenway

257996  Robespierre: @DrinkMixMan If it is, he sure hasn't aged well. But even if it is ... why would he be singing that song to victims? "Good times never felt so good," and all that? Something tells me that being sprayed with pressure cooker shrapnel doesn't constitute a good time, and probably doesn't feel very good, either.

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I believe that's Neil Diamond in the picture?

257984  Robespierre: Moistness detected

257990  Robespierre: DadJokes, amirite?

257994  Robespierre: The Inscrutable Twitterfeed

257996  Robespierre: Waitaminit. "Sings 'Sweet Caroline' ... for Boston bombing victims..." The only "Sweet Caroline" I know is the Neil Diamond composition; like, what's the connection? Or am I missing something?

257996  addend: Truly, he's a gem.

257997  Felicity: I've been stood up before

257999  Felicity: The person on the bottom looks like David Bowie from the cover of Aladdin Sane

257992  addend: @Knice Dad says keep the clown for later.

258008  MamboNumber6: Big tears tho

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 Koopa: What, he's not going to go OwO?
 Air Biscuit: *story not covered by fox news
 runny999: It's called "the squunchies."
 funny in the wall: it's important to have some real news every once in a while. irma-shmirma
 maura: FINALLY the media cover something positive.
Image 202786   09-11-17   Uploaded by    isniffurfartz
Score:
778
 
 antipatterns: @WaffleIron Oh where the exit "wound" makes a mountain that extends many miles into space? Rad for Larry Niven.
 chelseachels: Can you feel the love? They all needed a permanent vacation anyway.
 charlemagne: we're jut lucky the lord was pleased when those scientists inflated the planet with the greenhouse gasses
 WTF: Oct 21, 2017. The dinos orbit intersects with Earth and they rain down to reclaim their rightful place.
 funny in the wall: what's compelling about this is that it implies a universal "down" direction, meaning there might be something underneath.
 poetrysucks: *kneeling down arms open* NOOOOoooooo
 Knice: I fucking knew it!
 WaffleIron: I thought it would punch a hole through. I think that was a plot point in ringworld.
Image 202785   09-11-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
186
 
 Phillee: is this for throwing money in the air or for catching money?
 Mentos Pormer: They should put quarters in there instead!
 Haute and sweaty: Yay, poor counterfeit versions of the lowest denomination. How fun.
 Dr Awkward: It's all about the Washingtons, baby.
Image 202784   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
268
 
 SharkysMachine: @grizzly AoE2 had the cobras, but AoE3 had a buncha rad monster trucks
 SharkysMachine: @grizzly "howdoyouturnthison"
 Vladimir Puta: Take that, Deadites
 grizzly: Age of empires 3 had a cheat where you could spawn shelby cobras.
 bubbles: The sheep to the left wins.
 WaffleIron: The battle of the triumphant triumph.
Image 202783   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
361
 
 JollyWell: Hahahahah @DangitBobby
 Himesama: Nooooo I don't even let my kid use the 3D feature.
 Meow: This kid is going places
 snekeyes: @DangitBobby Dang it bobby!
 DangitBobby: Reminds me of those photos of posed Nazi carcasses that keep popping up
Image 202782   09-11-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
299
 
 Mr Bleak: @Mr. Shine Can you supply some ToastFish? I'm all out.
 Mr. Shine: Now we just need some peanut butterfish and we're in business!
Image 202781   09-11-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
481
 
 Big Beagler: Indeed @Felicity
 RimLickinGood: The Meowvins
 Shay: Electric Wizard - Nipsmoker
Image 202780   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
345
 
 icloud: Pop (T)art
 DarkTeddy: Ah dunkaroooos
 watwatwat: "Buttercreme" was a turning point for Jasper Johns.
 Scoo: Mmm... peppermint bark
 Mad Collager: Under the frosting is a portrait of the hit man's target. "Luigi, go to the gallery opening an' ice 'im."
 El hefe: This bakery is awful
 WaffleIron: This is why they don't let me in art galleries anymore.
Image 202779   09-11-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
663
 
 sorghum: It is not, you skull faced obelisk.
 Scoo: You have to Ice-9 it
 WaffleIron: It is, but it rusts the scythe.
Image 202778   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 202777 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by romangreek. We'll pray for you, romangreek.
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