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273620  WTF: The only time 'socks with sandals' is acceptable.

273623  WTF: Salary is just happy he exists.

273619  FabricMan: "Satan was right," is a phrase I find myself using worryingly often these days

273625  WTF: "You may now face-plant in front of the bride."

273619  tomatosaws: It's rad

273626  sparename: Never smile at a rockodile

273614  sparename: "I ain't no stool-fridgeon!"

273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

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273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273555 toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea



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Score:
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 KickassHellyeah: My sides hurt @UnknownSample!
 UnknownSample: Ow Ow ow.
 Dr. Bathroom: @XLY You win.
 nimbus: This is fine. I'm ok with this.
 XLY: Et (No.)2 Brute
Image 202617   09-10-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
557
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Tell me about it. I paid for 1-day shipping on some francium-223 and it was like practically empty.
Image 202616   09-10-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
353
 
 fanny: #209340 return
 originaluser: @Hosebag Hahaha
 jochenau: @Mr. Shine I'd be vicious and hateful too if I had permanent eye cancer.
 Hosebag: It's just not worth it man. These are street ducks.
 Lumb Blombus: If this duck is M-e-m-e, please click Back.
 Mr. Shine: @fanny Every Muscovy Duck I've ever met has been a vicious, hateful creature.
 fanny: @Mr. Shine oh and he was. The owner tried to tell me he was "misunderstood" and "bullied by the other ducks" and "would i like to buy a head of lettuce to feed it to him?"
 Mr. Shine: "IF?!" That's a Muscovy Duck! They are b@stard-coated b@stards with a rich b@stardy center!
Image 202615   09-10-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Image 202614 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by drilldo. We'll pray for you, drilldo.
Score:
354
 
 UnknownSample: Keep flossing flossing flossing flossing what!?
 Spazstatic: But I ran out of g-strings.
 Nymphomania: @Ulillillia dental floss in a hurricane....now that is an end of the world starter
 Ulillillia: My dental floss blew away in the hurricane
 charmander: Everyday i'm flossoling *dentist breakdance*
 AlexDeLarge: No matter how you brush, you're doing it wrong.
 charlemagne: this implies that I had already started
Image 202613   09-10-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
439
 
 wolfpk: I sware to you officer, they are for my dog!
 piranharama: You feelin it yet doggo?
 charlemagne: you know, like, on the ark, all the animals, like, laid with each other...
 Sandor: What if ... our food ... ate us?
 Skaalar: @WTF You rang?
 Mr. Shine: Oh yeah, man.
 Prostata: scooby snacks
 WTF: The dankest of nugs.
 Haute and sweaty: Kids love them!
Image 202612   09-10-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
576
 
 Spazstatic: Always a rad for this one.
 Mr. Whiskers: Where are the @@echoes?
 Pront Remp: Bats and trucks - who ever would have thought?
 Gomi Day: @El hefe an anthropomorphic fig visits his sister in the penitentiary?
 El hefe: How would you draw config.sys
 FabricMan: Damn kids today won't even get this joke
Image 202611   09-10-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
167
 
 Scoo: Needs more dog
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan lol how many times have you been able to post that comment? :)
 UltraBeverly: But is is made from real dogs?
 Annoying Vegan : This is actually a cake.
 Amy Housewine: Dogloaf cake.
Image 202610   09-10-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
46
 
 Mr. Shine: What is the hidden item? A dog leash?
 Air Biscuit: Secret stash 1 of 34 located.
 Butcherboy: Look in the tunk
Image 202609   09-10-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
362
 
 GiveMePlus: Yosemite Gone Wild ... or silly, at the very least.
 UltraBeverly: Allllllll the novel-tees.
 Ulillillia: I hate when my in-laws show me their vacation photos.
 Hosebag: let's go water-skiing, it will be fun.... neigh neigh!
 Colbo Mundus: A family that neighs together stays together
Image 202608   09-10-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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