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233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

233486  barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. glenalec
2. Yurishiro
3. Robespierre
4. Felicity
5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
7. Mr. Shine
8. Ulillillia
9. Side Boob
10. Peter Pantsless



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233418 Kaviri: *his

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

glenalec uploaded 233350 (1477 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1383 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1337 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1282 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1140 points)
fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 20110 points
 2. Yurishiro: 11746 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 4358 points
 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - i know i am
 Peter Pantsless: "Dude...what if like, we're ALL good dogs?"
Image 202363   09-09-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
281
 
 Felicity: The latest fashion to hit the runways: Tyvek coveralls
 antipatterns: I need these guys to just constantly walk in front of me
 FabricMan: *Imperial march plays*
 charlemagne: here we come, walking down the street, get they funniest looks from, everyone we meet
 Mr. Shine: This N'Sync stage number is weird.
Image 202362   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
416
 
 Amy Housewine: @grizzly They teach you that at the undergraduate level.
 Amy Housewine: @grizzly It certainly doesn't feed a family of four.
 grizzly: @Amy Housewine theoretical pizza sounds evil.
 Peter Pantsless: I dig the prof's spooky hands
 Amy Housewine: I have a PHD in theoretical pizza.
 DarkTeddy: This dude eats more than a pizza to himself.
 mwoody: @Dr Awkward You've not only demonstrated a complete lack of humor, you've also misread the joke: he's specifically targeted Theoretical Mathematics, a field in which he is clearly himself employed.
 Dr Awkward: As someone with a PhD, I'd be happy to tell this to guy to go fuck himself. I've known people far more brilliant than myself without a bachelors degree. And we can all feed a family of four (but a single pizza doesn't!)
Image 202361   09-09-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
526
 
 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - Yes.
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless i think its cool.
 tib gubb: this actually happens way less than i'd expect it to
 Peter Pantsless: But is it art?
Image 202360   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
473
 
 Mr. Shine: Heh heh pucklings.
 Volwen: Meece?
 Yurishiro: I loove mooses
Image 202359   09-09-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
179
 
 E. HONDA: Jo is really treating someone like potato
 Dr Awkward: Joe has an undiagnosed mental disorder. Hahaha! Wheee!
Image 202358   09-09-17   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
368
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Air Biscuit: If they were around to see this much moisture they might not have burned up so quickly
 Air Biscuit: @Felicity moisture farmers everywhere are out of work! Oh if uncle ben amd aunt beru were around to see this...
 Felicity: Tattoine is better-hydrated now
Image 202357   09-09-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
275
 
 Cami: *quietly leaves while host is in the bathroom*
 Hokie333: "I really liked the picture that came with my expired domain name!"
 WTF: "I really liked the picture that came with my new wallet!"
Image 202356   09-09-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
240
 
 Yurishiro: Vintage bush
 Mr. Shine: OM NOM NOM
 ignatz: .. or "Just a little off the top please"
 ignatz: Hedge your Betsy
Image 202355   09-09-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
489
 
 Mr. Shine: Ace is The Place for the whatever the hell this is!
 Warrax: This is fine. I don't even want to know why.
 Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy Ace Hardware Bag.
Image 202354   09-09-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
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