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233362  Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.

234038  Sadbot: I'm down if it's stuffed with hummus...because I also am almost always full of hummus

234019  Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!

234038  barfolomew: I'm beginning to suspect Yum Brands just hates food.

234050  CoffeeAndCigs: Now remember, walk without rhythm, and we won't attract the worm...

234050  JollyWell: Your seal's all dries out, you'll need to replace it.

234050  madmax1: "Hey, guys! I'm a water bear!!"

233362  Mr Bleak: @Spazstatic It's "1.99 ea", so you save a buck buying three.

234027  Aufziehvogel: Drive my rocket up Uranus!

234030  Robespierre: Reminiscent of the packs of pre-chopped mirepoix at Trader Joe's - but taken to an illogical extreme

234028  Teechur: Bathrooms are more like Petri dishes than Erlenmeyer flasks

234030  Teechur: The Menchies by us has different toppings

234047  ignatz: That's quite enough of that thank you..

234026  grizzly: I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.

234022  Robespierre: @redmonkey3 Ibiza's gone downscale since the Yanks arrived

234035  bug: *Datum

234022  redmonkey3: GOT IT! - last word in unobstructed sunset viewing (did i get it?)

233989  Robespierre: Pulling out all the stops

234038  Ihminen: kinda grossed out but intriqued at the same time

233991  Robespierre: Borzois were a Thing in my Mum's family

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 Amy Housewine: @grizzly They teach you that at the undergraduate level.
 Amy Housewine: @grizzly It certainly doesn't feed a family of four.
 grizzly: @Amy Housewine theoretical pizza sounds evil.
 Peter Pantsless: I dig the prof's spooky hands
 Amy Housewine: I have a PHD in theoretical pizza.
 DarkTeddy: This dude eats more than a pizza to himself.
 mwoody: @Dr Awkward You've not only demonstrated a complete lack of humor, you've also misread the joke: he's specifically targeted Theoretical Mathematics, a field in which he is clearly himself employed.
 Dr Awkward: As someone with a PhD, I'd be happy to tell this to guy to go fuck himself. I've known people far more brilliant than myself without a bachelors degree. And we can all feed a family of four (but a single pizza doesn't!)
Image 202361   09-09-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
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 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - Yes.
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless i think its cool.
 tib gubb: this actually happens way less than i'd expect it to
 Peter Pantsless: But is it art?
Image 202360   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
473
 
 Mr. Shine: Heh heh pucklings.
 Volwen: Meece?
 Yurishiro: I loove mooses
Image 202359   09-09-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
179
 
 E. HONDA: Jo is really treating someone like potato
 Dr Awkward: Joe has an undiagnosed mental disorder. Hahaha! Wheee!
Image 202358   09-09-17   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
368
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Air Biscuit: If they were around to see this much moisture they might not have burned up so quickly
 Air Biscuit: @Felicity moisture farmers everywhere are out of work! Oh if uncle ben amd aunt beru were around to see this...
 Felicity: Tattoine is better-hydrated now
Image 202357   09-09-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
275
 
 Cami: *quietly leaves while host is in the bathroom*
 Hokie333: "I really liked the picture that came with my expired domain name!"
 WTF: "I really liked the picture that came with my new wallet!"
Image 202356   09-09-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
240
 
 Yurishiro: Vintage bush
 Mr. Shine: OM NOM NOM
 ignatz: .. or "Just a little off the top please"
 ignatz: Hedge your Betsy
Image 202355   09-09-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
489
 
 Mr. Shine: Ace is The Place for the whatever the hell this is!
 Warrax: This is fine. I don't even want to know why.
 Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy Ace Hardware Bag.
Image 202354   09-09-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
259
 
 redmonkey3: Reader's Digest running lowww on topics
 Wooden Spoon: @charlemagne: Did he also tell you you have to punish the pretty hair?
 charlemagne: my pet told me I am the sword of micheal
 Peter Pantsless: Whatever, my cats tell me goddamned everything, I just can't understand them
Image 202353   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
355
 
 WTF: Drinking a bottle of Grey Goose a day will do that to you.
 ignatz: @Dr Awkward Currently working my way through Mad men: unbelievable levels if chauvinism and doucheness seemed to be the norm in the 50s
 Dr Awkward: Wow, didn't know that 1950s douchebags had douchier douchebags as their guardian angels.
Image 202352   09-08-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
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