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249149  Dresdenkeogh: @fanny @Side Boob I agree, he's one of my personal heroes, I kinda like this one though, and in the words of another hero of mine, it's,"mostly harmless. "

249173  VeeKay: Dr Eleanor Abernathy MD JD.

249126  Sadpygmy: She seems nice

249152  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @a sedated moose this aggression will not stand, Bud.

249152  tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.

249155  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips

168151  Felicity: I miss square spaceships

249156  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "

249158  Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.

249169  VoR: ...huh, the more you know...

249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

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249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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 Amy Housewine: @grizzly They teach you that at the undergraduate level.
 Amy Housewine: @grizzly It certainly doesn't feed a family of four.
 grizzly: @Amy Housewine theoretical pizza sounds evil.
 Peter Pantsless: I dig the prof's spooky hands
 Amy Housewine: I have a PHD in theoretical pizza.
 DarkTeddy: This dude eats more than a pizza to himself.
 mwoody: @Dr Awkward You've not only demonstrated a complete lack of humor, you've also misread the joke: he's specifically targeted Theoretical Mathematics, a field in which he is clearly himself employed.
 Dr Awkward: As someone with a PhD, I'd be happy to tell this to guy to go fuck himself. I've known people far more brilliant than myself without a bachelors degree. And we can all feed a family of four (but a single pizza doesn't!)
Image 202361   09-09-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
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 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - Yes.
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless i think its cool.
 tib gubb: this actually happens way less than i'd expect it to
 Peter Pantsless: But is it art?
Image 202360   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
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 Mr. Shine: Heh heh pucklings.
 Volwen: Meece?
 Yurishiro: I loove mooses
Image 202359   09-09-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
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 E. HONDA: Jo is really treating someone like potato
 Dr Awkward: Joe has an undiagnosed mental disorder. Hahaha! Wheee!
Image 202358   09-09-17   Uploaded by    abrahamx
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 Wooden Spoon: @Air Biscuit: If they were around to see this much moisture they might not have burned up so quickly
 Air Biscuit: @Felicity moisture farmers everywhere are out of work! Oh if uncle ben amd aunt beru were around to see this...
 Felicity: Tattoine is better-hydrated now
Image 202357   09-09-17   Uploaded by    ani625
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 Cami: *quietly leaves while host is in the bathroom*
 Hokie333: "I really liked the picture that came with my expired domain name!"
 WTF: "I really liked the picture that came with my new wallet!"
Image 202356   09-09-17   Uploaded by    canada
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 Yurishiro: Vintage bush
 Mr. Shine: OM NOM NOM
 ignatz: .. or "Just a little off the top please"
 ignatz: Hedge your Betsy
Image 202355   09-09-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
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 Mr. Shine: Ace is The Place for the whatever the hell this is!
 Warrax: This is fine. I don't even want to know why.
 Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy Ace Hardware Bag.
Image 202354   09-09-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
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 redmonkey3: Reader's Digest running lowww on topics
 Wooden Spoon: @charlemagne: Did he also tell you you have to punish the pretty hair?
 charlemagne: my pet told me I am the sword of micheal
 Peter Pantsless: Whatever, my cats tell me goddamned everything, I just can't understand them
Image 202353   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
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 WTF: Drinking a bottle of Grey Goose a day will do that to you.
 ignatz: @Dr Awkward Currently working my way through Mad men: unbelievable levels if chauvinism and doucheness seemed to be the norm in the 50s
 Dr Awkward: Wow, didn't know that 1950s douchebags had douchier douchebags as their guardian angels.
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