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210553  wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.

210551  antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"

210557  fanny: *Iscream

210444  trelyate: his last name is the sound someone makes while drowning

210558  fanny: i think i just had sex?

210558  Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.

210553  Ulillillia: :

210527  Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale

210458  trelyate: this is all that is left of that chicken in the pic below this one

210549  Side Boob: Fart nazis!

210555  Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.

210528  Ulillillia: IWSN

210563  parrotsnest: Ones wavy and ones rippled... What's the confusion?

210530  Ulillillia: 32X: Sonic Porn

210555  wolfpk: Don't lie; it was the duckling that was doing your homework in the first place.

210531  Ulillillia: Longtime Monogamous Partner never shows up to my homaroo

210559  ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..

210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

210536  Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!

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2. Felicity
3. Dr Awkward
4. Yurishiro
5. Christina
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9. Mr. Shine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

210343 mammal883: didn't this kid pass out in the video from his 'yeah boy'?

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210528 Ulillillia: IWSN

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...



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PygmyGremlin uploaded 210425 (652 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (651 points)
gggina uploaded 210350 (633 points)
eradicator uploaded 210303 (624 points)
caesar uploaded 210317 (614 points)


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 7. Side Boob: 1618 points
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10. flying sheep: 1196 points
11. cybeq: 1144 points
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15. twisty: 1044 points
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 Mr. Shine: Ace is The Place for the whatever the hell this is!
 Warrax: This is fine. I don't even want to know why.
 Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy Ace Hardware Bag.
Image 202354   09-09-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
259
 
 redmonkey3: Reader's Digest running lowww on topics
 Wooden Spoon: @charlemagne: Did he also tell you you have to punish the pretty hair?
 charlemagne: my pet told me I am the sword of micheal
 Peter Pantsless: Whatever, my cats tell me goddamned everything, I just can't understand them
Image 202353   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
355
 
 WTF: Drinking a bottle of Grey Goose a day will do that to you.
 ignatz: @Dr Awkward Currently working my way through Mad men: unbelievable levels if chauvinism and doucheness seemed to be the norm in the 50s
 Dr Awkward: Wow, didn't know that 1950s douchebags had douchier douchebags as their guardian angels.
Image 202352   09-08-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
652
 
 Ronick: Salormoon was trying to destroy the earth?
 Hokie333: In the 80's Transformers comic, Optimus Prime's mind was saved to a 5.25" floppy.
 E. HONDA: "dstrywld.bat" - 1 KB
 Dr Awkward: @square44 the future sounds terrifying
 Felicity: In the case of /Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/, it was the late 1980s. IIRC that screenshot is from Cowabunga Shredhead (1989). (Radded image, though)
 square44: @Warrax certainly not distribute pictures over some sort of massive computer network, letting everyone leave their thoughts on them
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax I mean, think about it. That's over a MILLION bytes!!
 Warrax: I can't imagine what you'd do with any more than that.
Image 202351   09-08-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
379
 
 RainbowTornado: Celebrating one year at NA? Congrats bob, getting clean is hard
 RainbowTornado: Celebrating one year at NA? Congrats bob, getting clean is hard
 Dr Awkward: @Cami Depending on how good Bob is at tying knots, and his current emotional status, I'd reconsider the rope idea...
 Cami: Dang.Throw Bob a rope.
Image 202350   09-08-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
207
 
 Felicity: They look pretty divided
 Skinr: Somebody tried to clone Henry Rollins using only sirloin steak... and almost succeeded.
Image 202349   09-08-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
172
 
 RainbowTornado: Black bloc
 Wet farts: And wave em like ya just don't care!
 piranharama: ... MCA!
Image 202348   09-08-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
680
 
 Yam: I was going to say "Why is this being posted, this isn't interesting" then... I scrolled down.
 Rat-Butt: Why are you trying to make doggos hate you? Why???
Image 202347   09-08-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
473
 
 sparename: "One Cool Trick Dentists Hate!! - A strong black coffee before you brush your t.eeth masks any worrying blood that may be present when you spit!"
 Skaalar: The one I go to has a picture of a guy eating a hot dog and the word "Courage" underneath.
 WTF: Yet my dentist has pictures of vaginas on her walls.
 sparename: When she does decorate, she'll do it through the letterbox
 DarkTeddy: This hurts me
 bug: Are you sure those are really pictures of gums?
 ChubbyBuddy: she seems to like Georgia O'Keeffe
 Ulillillia: *Unfortunately
Image 202346   09-08-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
339
 
 carpwoman: She's not allowed up there so guess where she likes to be?
 tib gubb: "it's warm, so it's got that going for it..."
 DrinkMixMan: Cat scan?
 Felicity: Catnon
 Peter Pantsless: "Please indicated number of desired copies." Cut to exterior: cats coming out doors, walls, chimney
 Ulillillia: "We're out of black and orange toner again"
Image 202345   09-08-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
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