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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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2. Mad Collager
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4. DrNinjaman
5. Mr Bleak
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7. Side Boob
8. WTF
9. dangerkeith3000
10. FireBreathingMarmot



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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (809 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (808 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (803 points)
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 3. Laree: 5035 points
 4. Scoo: 4206 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
14. Soviette: 1620 points
15. gulpeg: 1612 points
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 Mr. Shine: Ace is The Place for the whatever the hell this is!
 Warrax: This is fine. I don't even want to know why.
 Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy Ace Hardware Bag.
Image 202354   09-09-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
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 redmonkey3: Reader's Digest running lowww on topics
 Wooden Spoon: @charlemagne: Did he also tell you you have to punish the pretty hair?
 charlemagne: my pet told me I am the sword of micheal
 Peter Pantsless: Whatever, my cats tell me goddamned everything, I just can't understand them
Image 202353   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
355
 
 WTF: Drinking a bottle of Grey Goose a day will do that to you.
 ignatz: @Dr Awkward Currently working my way through Mad men: unbelievable levels if chauvinism and doucheness seemed to be the norm in the 50s
 Dr Awkward: Wow, didn't know that 1950s douchebags had douchier douchebags as their guardian angels.
Image 202352   09-08-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
652
 
 Ronick: Salormoon was trying to destroy the earth?
 Hokie333: In the 80's Transformers comic, Optimus Prime's mind was saved to a 5.25" floppy.
 E. HONDA: "dstrywld.bat" - 1 KB
 Dr Awkward: @square44 the future sounds terrifying
 balloon: In the case of /Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/, it was the late 1980s. IIRC that screenshot is from Cowabunga Shredhead (1989). (Radded image, though)
 square44: @Warrax certainly not distribute pictures over some sort of massive computer network, letting everyone leave their thoughts on them
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax I mean, think about it. That's over a MILLION bytes!!
 Warrax: I can't imagine what you'd do with any more than that.
Image 202351   09-08-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
379
 
 RainbowTornado: Celebrating one year at NA? Congrats bob, getting clean is hard
 RainbowTornado: Celebrating one year at NA? Congrats bob, getting clean is hard
 Dr Awkward: @Cami Depending on how good Bob is at tying knots, and his current emotional status, I'd reconsider the rope idea...
 Cami: Dang.Throw Bob a rope.
Image 202350   09-08-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
236
 
 shwoarty: They look pretty divided
 Skinr: Somebody tried to clone Henry Rollins using only sirloin steak... and almost succeeded.
Image 202349   09-08-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
172
 
 RainbowTornado: Black bloc
 Wet farts: And wave em like ya just don't care!
 piranharama: ... MCA!
Image 202348   09-08-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
680
 
 Yam: I was going to say "Why is this being posted, this isn't interesting" then... I scrolled down.
 Rat-Butt: Why are you trying to make doggos hate you? Why???
Image 202347   09-08-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
497
 
 sparename: "One Cool Trick Dentists Hate!! - A strong black coffee before you brush your t.eeth masks any worrying blood that may be present when you spit!"
 Skaalar: The one I go to has a picture of a guy eating a hot dog and the word "Courage" underneath.
 WTF: Yet my dentist has pictures of vaginas on her walls.
 sparename: When she does decorate, she'll do it through the letterbox
 DarkTeddy: This hurts me
 bug: Are you sure those are really pictures of gums?
 ChubbyBuddy: she seems to like Georgia O'Keeffe
 Ulillillia: *Unfortunately
Image 202346   09-08-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
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 carpwoman: She's not allowed up there so guess where she likes to be?
 tib gubb: "it's warm, so it's got that going for it..."
 DrinkMixMan: Cat scan?
 professorpig: Catnon
 Peter Pantsless: "Please indicated number of desired copies." Cut to exterior: cats coming out doors, walls, chimney
 Ulillillia: "We're out of black and orange toner again"
Image 202345   09-08-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
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