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268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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 Mr. Shine: Ace is The Place for the whatever the hell this is!
 Warrax: This is fine. I don't even want to know why.
 WetWilly: Stupid sexy Ace Hardware Bag.
Image 202354   09-09-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
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 redmonkey3: Reader's Digest running lowww on topics
 Wooden Spoon: @charlemagne: Did he also tell you you have to punish the pretty hair?
 charlemagne: my pet told me I am the sword of micheal
 Peter Pantsless: Whatever, my cats tell me goddamned everything, I just can't understand them
Image 202353   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
355
 
 WTF: Drinking a bottle of Grey Goose a day will do that to you.
 sylveon: @Dr Awkward Currently working my way through Mad men: unbelievable levels if chauvinism and doucheness seemed to be the norm in the 50s
 canada: Wow, didn't know that 1950s douchebags had douchier douchebags as their guardian angels.
Image 202352   09-08-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
652
 
 Ronick: Salormoon was trying to destroy the earth?
 Hokie333: In the 80's Transformers comic, Optimus Prime's mind was saved to a 5.25" floppy.
 E. HONDA: "dstrywld.bat" - 1 KB
 Handyman: @square44 the future sounds terrifying
 balloon: In the case of /Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/, it was the late 1980s. IIRC that screenshot is from Cowabunga Shredhead (1989). (Radded image, though)
 square44: @Warrax certainly not distribute pictures over some sort of massive computer network, letting everyone leave their thoughts on them
 WetWilly: @Warrax I mean, think about it. That's over a MILLION bytes!!
 Warrax: I can't imagine what you'd do with any more than that.
Image 202351   09-08-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
379
 
 RainbowTornado: Celebrating one year at NA? Congrats bob, getting clean is hard
 RainbowTornado: Celebrating one year at NA? Congrats bob, getting clean is hard
 uncannie: @Cami Depending on how good Bob is at tying knots, and his current emotional status, I'd reconsider the rope idea...
 Cami: Dang.Throw Bob a rope.
Image 202350   09-08-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
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 shwoarty: They look pretty divided
 Skinr: Somebody tried to clone Henry Rollins using only sirloin steak... and almost succeeded.
Image 202349   09-08-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
172
 
 RainbowTornado: Black bloc
 Wet farts: And wave em like ya just don't care!
 piranharama: ... MCA!
Image 202348   09-08-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
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 Yam: I was going to say "Why is this being posted, this isn't interesting" then... I scrolled down.
 Rat-Butt: Why are you trying to make doggos hate you? Why???
Image 202347   09-08-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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 sparename: "One Cool Trick Dentists Hate!! - A strong black coffee before you brush your t.eeth masks any worrying blood that may be present when you spit!"
 Skaalar: The one I go to has a picture of a guy eating a hot dog and the word "Courage" underneath.
 WTF: Yet my dentist has pictures of vaginas on her walls.
 sparename: When she does decorate, she'll do it through the letterbox
 DarkTeddy: This hurts me
 bug: Are you sure those are really pictures of gums?
 ChubbyBuddy: she seems to like Georgia O'Keeffe
 Ulillillia: *Unfortunately
Image 202346   09-08-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
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 carpwoman: She's not allowed up there so guess where she likes to be?
 tib gubb: "it's warm, so it's got that going for it..."
 DrinkMixMan: Cat scan?
 professorpig: Catnon
 Peter Pantsless: "Please indicated number of desired copies." Cut to exterior: cats coming out doors, walls, chimney
 Ulillillia: "We're out of black and orange toner again"
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