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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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 Mr Bleak: One lump, or two?
 redmonkey3: Ass you can set a wine glass on OR...
 Adekii: Those are some very nice tit-teas!
 ignatz: Now I understand the expression "snack trays"
 addend: "Coffee, tea, or me? Why not all three!"
 AstoriaBum: Say what you will, but Mary Todd Lincoln brought some fun to the White House.
 Teechur: I've heard of C cups and D cups and even DD. I think these must be T cups.
Image 202273   09-08-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
 redmonkey3: @DogsRGreat - sigh; probably does
 DogsRGreat: your mom likes this
Image 202272   09-08-17   Uploaded by    S R N
 funny in the wall: @Yam @Dr Awkward as with most currently important issues, it is a matter of how much money can be gained/lost by whomever has the ability/resources to lobby. We've been told to base our diet around carbohydrates and cut out all fats for about 40 years because corn is something we produce in large quantities. the precedent has been set and there is no way around it. though, if you come back to some of the studies, there are unreported and underreported results that tell a completely different story. and yet, almost anyone will spout the same faulty nutrition dogma.
 Yam: @Dr Awkward Yeah, but oddly enough I hate yams and sweet potatoes.
 Dr Awkward: @Yam #202391 "Ah, here's you problem, America ca"
 Dr Awkward: @Yam I was being tongue in cheek about you having strong feeling about this because of your food related username, but you really do! Anyway, internet high five!
 Yam: @Yam Aw heck I got cut off. Oh well. MAKE LEPTIN GREAT AGAIN!
 Yam: @funny in the wall @Dr Awkward I'm guessing that if we were all collecting anecdotal evidence on astronomy on a daily basis, and if we felt astronomy affected our chances of getting laid, you might see that. Don't get me wrong, I'm no expert, I'm just a fitness/nutrition nerd with a slant toward research (my education is in petroleum land management, which typically doesn't involve much metabolic endocrinology lololol). I just find it concerning walking around the grocery store and realizing 90% of the packaged foods are just delivery vehicles for sugar or highly refined starches. Or how few companies are producing them. OR how many contain high levels of sugar AND fat (how many foods in nature contain both?). I'm not coming at this from an "ew gross, fat people" angle, it's more that I fi
 Dr Awkward: @Yam @funny in the wall It's a tricky one... while in other fields, if you've got a PhD in, say, astronomy, most people aren't going to challenge your expertise. But everyone is a fucking expert in diet and exercise, because they read an article in Cosmo about achieving a thigh gap.
 Yam: @Dr Awkward @funny in the wall My 'beef' is generally the diet-heart hypothesis and the cheap carbohydrate agriculture subsidies (Thanks, Iowa caucus!).
 funny in the wall: Socialist chemist over here. Let's talk about "food" science in the name of callous profit @Yam @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall @Yam Me too! I actually teach in a health sciences department, so yeah, I'm on the same page.
 Not A Bot: proof that smoking is perfectly fine for your health
 Wooden Spoon: If you leave it like this at dinner you can slice it like bread to put on your turkey and stuffing sandwhich.
 funny in the wall: @Yam c'mon, rant with us
 Yam: @Dr Awkward I mean... I have all kinds of opinions about the state of the food environment in North America and how it contributes to public health... I'm gonna keep them to myself though
 DangitBobby: Ugh i can hear the schlorp sound it makes when it falls out
 Dr Awkward: I figured @Yam would have strong feelings about this
 Yam: This is food.
Image 202271   09-08-17   Uploaded by    logono
 redmonkey3: "We couldn't be happier, but the attending ob/gyn will never be the same"
Image 202270   09-08-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
 redmonkey3: One Dick, One Dollar? - take a bus to where there are better exchange rates!
 Noremak: Want another dollar?
 carpwoman: True story: I wrote Help! and my po box # on a bill once. Bored at the gas station I worked at. Six months later the cops came knocking at my door to check that I was OK. Someone two states away found it and called the police. Lol. Oops.
 titular role: Defacing money is illegal. Stay in school.
 Ulillillia: You should have whacked off instead
 DarkTeddy: It was an octopuses dick, ink doesnt wash off nails i tells ya
Image 202269   09-08-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
 redmonkey3: Who ? Why ? (seriously & even a hypothetical will be very appreciated)
 antipatterns: He /CAN/ see you
 Wet farts: @Yam he seems to be praying to some invisible god......
 Yam: What's going on
Image 202268   09-08-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
 DangitBobby: Looked at the clock and can only read it as "D-D-D-DDDDDDD DUEL!"
 NoRagrets: @Skinr -uel!
 Skinr: It's time to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-
Image 202267   09-08-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
 EH: 'Stay in school'
 homeless: Ferlinghetti FunnyMoney?
 Skinr: This note is legal tender for all hallucinations, public and private.
Image 202266   09-08-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
 Noremak: @Wet farts They're nice. I've got a Kimber 1911. Haven't gotten around to picking a concealed carry weapon yet.
 Wet farts: @Side Boob I assumed airsoft based on the background
 Side Boob: Can't tell if it's a Springfield Armory or airsoft :/
 wolfpk: Screw the pokeball
 Wet farts: I want a 1911 so bad. I almost bought a colt mustang somewhat recently but the well took a shit and running water seemed slightly more important
 tib gubb: *sniff* they grow up so fast
 DangitBobby: Why can't. I say E. D. G. Y. ?
 DangitBobby: Jeez! we get it, kid, you're great!
 Flarmie: "Catch 'em all and let God sort 'em out"
 Winterneuro: Okay, okay you win!
Image 202265   09-08-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 sparename: Didn't he say "YEEEEEESSS!!"??
 WaffleIron: are we inside whole foods again?
Image 202264   09-08-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
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