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254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid



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 Amy Housewine: @Mr Bleak Maybe he was eaten by the goat.
 Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine I thought it was a dirty telephone that got him?
 apoxia: tldr
 zupobaloop: Reading is for chumps.
 deeeeeeeez: Your lib arts degree still renders your unqualified for this position...
 redmonkey3: Hmmm - to read the rest or not to google search ?
 tib gubb: yeah. and we have assholes, too.
 Amy Housewine: Shortly afterwards, the author died from an infection caused by seatcrumbs.
 Knice: Nice try. Now shut up and do the fucking dishes.
Image 202053   09-07-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
371
 
 dragon horn: @BavidDowie What do you mean
 Side Boob: You bought a generic house?
 BavidDowie: peak minimalism
 Teechur: More like a "built" if you ask me.
 burritos: I LOVE LAMP
 a robot: @WaffleIron REPLY
 Mumbles: Better described as STRUCTURE.
 WaffleIron: COMMENT
Image 202052   09-07-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
350
 
 jazzjunkie: Usually in those exploded anatomical views, the subject isn't aware of the situation or freaking out about it.
 Lemon Rage: Your average viewer after sharknado.
 apoxia: ouch
 zupobaloop: Faith in the flying spaghetti monster always pays off.
 addend: (Stops eating hot dog.)
 Hosebag: Oh crap, I just noticed the "diced" penis on the right. Uncool dude.
 E. HONDA: I believe this is called an exploded view
 Hosebag: OW! My liver!
 redmonkey3: Chipolte + Taco Bell @ same afternoon
 DangitBobby: Press R to restart
 Shay: I heard this what happened to Mikey when he mixed Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola together.
Image 202051   09-07-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
567
 
 zupobaloop: Shut up.
Image 202050   09-07-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
430
 
 poetrysucks: Zaphod
 Shay: Lucille Ball has aged VERY badly.
 obboma: IS that a merkin on your head or are you just happy to see me?
 WaffleIron: I'm far more concerned about the framed photo in the background of a guy taking a photo of what seems to be himself.
Image 202049   09-07-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
310
 
 big butt bum: Slingshot to the face amirite?
 LancesLeftNut: VIBG YOR looks like one of those CAPTCHA phrases that pisses me off so much.
 E. HONDA: VIB G. YOR must be how they remember it in Australia
 WaffleIron: Early pink floyd patent.
Image 202048   09-07-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
312
 
 night shift: @wolfpk Same here
 sumo: You cat to be kitten me dude
 zupobaloop: Reported.
 wolfpk: Very funny asshole! Let's see how much you laugh when I cough up a hairball in your shoe.
 LancesLeftNut: The dead eyes on the cat make it work.
 Hosebag: This is kitty porn.
 redmonkey3: This porn is... ummm... where's my furry outfit?
 BavidDowie: another proof of intelligent design
 carpwoman: Awful.
 grizzly: Well, I'm uncomfortable...
 Knice: Kitty's got that 'working my way through nursing school' expression.
Image 202047   09-07-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
560
 
 jazzjunkie: "Ceci n'est pas une puppy"
 zupobaloop: Dogs are just so stupid.
 million laffs: Speaking of this, has anyone ever stuck a big piece of chalk up their butt?
Image 202046   09-07-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
237
 
 pig 3: @Side Boob Some say if you throw a garbage can in a garbage can the world ends
 redmonkey3: @Side Boob - must hack into pieces
 Side Boob: Throwing away a garbage can is one of the most difficult things in the world
 nuke em: The Crusher, by The Novas - I love that song.
Image 202045   09-07-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
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 zupobaloop: That crack grizzly bear wears a pig tail now cause of meth. Meth: not even once.
 logono: @funny in the wall And 80s shoulder pads!
 Himesama: @a robot I have both!Have I been unknowingly doing drugs?
 1979: With legalization sweeping the nation, the new saying is "Nugs, Not Drugs!"
 a robot: Drugs lead to braided hair and giant earrings?! NOOOOOOOOOO
 funny in the wall: awesome 90s hair
 DarkTeddy: She looks great either way
Image 202044   09-07-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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