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221565  a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)

221450  wolfpk: But mostly your mind; I'm a zombie.

221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

221577  waffles: This is why we can't have nice things.

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"

221502 E. HONDA: A truly unforgettable moment in history

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers



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Score:
566
 
 Robespierre: Thinks "your feet are too smol."
 Cami: I know this look. I had this look when I broke a folding chair last week....yeah it was old but...
 addend: "Get bigger shoes, hooman."
 a robot: "I fits, and I sits, yet still I am not content."
 bug: Even if it doesn't fit, I sits.
 Rat-Butt: Bitch, try and take this box, I dare you
 Lantry: We power this site with kittens. Leave one here.
 Rat-Butt: Yeah, so this happened...
Image 201551   09-04-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
666
 
 trelyate: plot twist: the guy in the last panel is the husband.
 Robespierre: Poor "Christian" guy - he's such an anachronism.
 Science: Haha, that guy soooo wants to crack up and say "Oh, you..."
 Dr Awkward: Who's the angry dude on the bottom? (Uh, no pun intended)
 Wet farts: That's not how any of this works.
 Ted Hebert: Oh, Daniel. Why do you have to be so goddamn good at your job?
 Sadbot: TFW you're the only person in a magenta polo and you look better than people wearing suits
Image 201550   09-04-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
82
 
 E. HONDA: I live next door to Valvoline six years! We watch over 200 DVDs at his place! But pierogi at Vlad's? Even one time? Not a chance!
 Nope: Fuck capitalism
 Derp Herpigan: Maybe it's me, but motor oil coming to life as people, it'd take a lot of effort on my end not to nickname them "slick".
Image 201549   09-04-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
319
 
 someguy: Games Workshop is running out of ideas.
 Robespierre: I would have preferred a semolina pilchard - dripping from a dead dog's eye.
 Felicity: Youre listening to Manbou & Mawashi in the Morning
 Ihminen: I only know that fish on the right because of Animal Crossing
 ASTER: These look fun.
 Ted Hebert: @Mr. Shine some Japanese guy already killed them all.
 Mr. Shine: Where might one purchase these lovely models?
Image 201548   09-04-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
55
 
 Rat-Butt: Why is there a bunch of kittens in that bowl?
Image 201547   09-04-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
225
 
 Robespierre: Is this a preview of the new post-Harvey Trumpian headgear?
 Ted Hebert: @Cami i put an ice cube in my whisky. What more do you want from me?
 Cami: YOU ARE NOT MY NEPHROLOGIST!
 Cami: @Ted Hebert ...sounds like someone needs more water.
 tib gubb: water... you mean like out the toilet?
 ASTER: @E. HONDA If you drank more of it you'd be inhaling less of it.
 Ted Hebert: All of my frustrations ever are not problems i can solve without committing murder against people who attempt to tell strangers what their problems are while making money from telling them what their problems are.
 E. HONDA: unless your main problem is drowning, presumably
 DrinkMixMan: all of you're problems
 Teechur: Drinking more water = apostrophe added in "you're"
Image 201546   09-04-17   Uploaded by    toad
Image 201545 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by King Polly. You have brought shame on us, King Polly.
Score:
201
 
 Robespierre: Sister is raging full-on, on the inside.
 Bu7Z: Coming back from the beach, with a pocket full of shells.
 BavidDowie: Different order of sisters
 DrinkMixMan: Killing in the Name Of (God)
 Teechur: This nun's on the run, but is done with guns and tons of fun.
Image 201544   09-04-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
325
 
 Robespierre: Selfie-dork. Selfie-dork.
 Ted Hebert: This is my selfie, this is my stick. This is for me, and this scratches my dick!
 Mr. Shine: Chromakey him onto something else.
 Musician: No, no, he's taking a selfie of the selfie stick
 Teechur: Never having used a selfie stick myself, I'm not really all that sure he has, either.
Image 201543   09-04-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
283
 
 Robespierre: "One Adam-12, one Adam 12 - see the man, taped to the tree in a bang, shang-a-lang, sha-la-la-la kinky love thing, 400 block of Median Park..."
 AverageJoe: leave him alone, in 3 weeks or so, he'll become a butterfly
 Mr. Shine: @Nothing soon he'll emerge as beautiful butternerd.
 DrinkMixMan: Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
 Teechur: "Yeah, Sarge. Duct tape....uh huh....No, he's a freshman. Yeah. Ok. Over and out. Sarge says 'Good luck.'"
 Nothing: Yeah, we got another human caterpillar on our hands
Image 201542   09-04-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
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