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249437  jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.

249442  Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.

249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

249422  PenguinBartender: @Air Biscuit *slow clapping gradually escalating into standing applause*

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



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 Wooden Spoon: @fanny: I read that in Rainier Wolfcastle's voice from The Simpsons/The Critic crossover episode.
 Yam: @fanny no, he needs the Potara for fusion.
 LurkedMoar: "ATSGNAG A EB OT WOH"?
 Ted Hebert: Ivanka wanted dangly lightrings, Zakarian objected.
 Mr Shifty: @fanny Rings jewellery designer "babe I have a brilliant idea for a new range"!
 fanny: @fanny upon closer inspection i realize it's a ceiling lamp :-/
 fanny: Step 1: take out your dangly earring
Image 201198   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
142
 
 apoxia: Nice bums.
Image 201197   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
229
 
 trelyate: @Mr Shifty haha, more often than not, I'm on the giving side of this message.
 Mr Shifty: @trelyate Sorry, didn't mean to do an identical comment next to yours.
 Mr Shifty: Chicago feels big willie. Yup.
 trelyate: Chicago feels Big Willie
Image 201196   09-03-17   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
940
 
 Ted Hebert: At your service, Mr. or Mrs. Spoon. I spend most of my life in the observation of human grotesqeries. @Wooden Spoon
 Wooden Spoon: @Ted Hebert: OH GOD! I never thought of that before. I think you just ruined grocery shopping for me. Lucky that this happened just before Amazon put all stores out of business
 Ted Hebert: But how many toddlers have soiled themselves in the basket thingy? This is a critical element to CartCo. We need the toddler poop. It is critical.
Image 201195   09-03-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
402
 
 Ted Hebert: Thank you so much for that. I feel better, also older, and slightly concerned about what else i am out of touch with. Gess i better go get me a minecraft and some skinny jeans. @White Rice
 White Rice: @Ted Hebert in the game minecraft you put 6 wood blocks together that way, and it makes a door. The kid decided to go with the "lol video games" answer, meanwhile the teacher/whoever graded this doesn't know about the game/crafting, so their only response is confusion.
 anatolel: This is brilliant. The kid used all the boxes and put them in the shape of a door. I feel like we lose this kind of conceptual thinking growing up.
 Ted Hebert: This kid's mother is addicted to Ikea, and daddy dear likes the sudoku. Otherwise, i am lost.
 Borkf: Those kids and their mind crafts...
Image 201194   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
554
 
 SomeCanadian: DONT GENDERSHAME ME.
 Ted Hebert: Can't mess with perfection. Just give my Rad and move along.
 Ihminen: HA
Image 201193   09-03-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
Image 201192 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sue. You have brought shame on us, sue.
Image 201191 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ptrain. Your image was bad, ptrain.
Score:
786
 
 apoxia: I used to have a job where I cleaned resuscitation manikins. They have inflatable plastic bags lungs on the insides. They turn green if you don't replace them regularly.
 agentpaint: @Side Boob dying
 Not A Bot: Civilized countries haven't needed that shit for over a 1000 years
 trelyate: we all have that one coworker that's like this with the boss
 Ted Hebert: It's a progressive approach to pray away the gay. "See? Do they look happy? Well how long can you be happy in there?"
 Side Boob: Is this the closet I've heard so much about?
 addend: A little privacy, please.
Image 201190   09-03-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
179
 
 jimbiscuit: Organic
 Ted Hebert: @sparename ...and their lambs and their chickens, and breakfast cereals...
 sparename: "...and their gardens"
Image 201189   09-03-17   Uploaded by    original og
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