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262454  antipatterns: W A T E R M A R K

262446  smusher: Shit, that's depressing

262440  antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us

262397  Korrok: I've seen worse....

262459  someguynameded: Put the D in her A and it's all ok

262449  Off Topic: I do. Does that really mean I'm a princess?

262377  Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262444  KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well

262419  Not A Bot: Fuck you sign, I do what I want!

262445  Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!

262447  Robespierre: Berber basking

262448  Robespierre: Wy yew flashing us, hoomin?

262439  Robespierre: In all those familiar places

262448  Yam: Man, that is adorable

262440  Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.

262442  Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit

262443  Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra

262444  Robespierre: WWE(tm): Where There's Always Room For More Bad Acting(c)

262425  Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

262446  Robespierre: Sunrise of North Korea

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262425 Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262377 Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

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 Jomp Plongo: @fanny: I read that in Rainier Wolfcastle's voice from The Simpsons/The Critic crossover episode.
 Thuft Morpongo: @fanny no, he needs the Potara for fusion.
 Melm Morpungus: "ATSGNAG A EB OT WOH"?
 Mingo Dampuble: Ivanka wanted dangly lightrings, Zakarian objected.
 Bungo Grunuble: @fanny Rings jewellery designer "babe I have a brilliant idea for a new range"!
 Hampo Flomple: @fanny upon closer inspection i realize it's a ceiling lamp :-/
 Vungo Morpumbies: Step 1: take out your dangly earring
Image 201198   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Morm Rempuble
 Beld Rempuble: Nice bums.
Image 201197   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Lerb Albupert
 Berb Brongo: @Mr Shifty haha, more often than not, I'm on the giving side of this message.
 Jempo Flungus: @trelyate Sorry, didn't mean to do an identical comment next to yours.
 Joft Flumbies: Chicago feels big willie. Yup.
 Frilm Rempuble: Chicago feels Big Willie
Image 201196   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Gomp Bruble
 Triple Flopert: At your service, Mr. or Mrs. Spoon. I spend most of my life in the observation of human grotesqeries. @Wooden Spoon
 Varb Grungo: @Ted Hebert: OH GOD! I never thought of that before. I think you just ruined grocery shopping for me. Lucky that this happened just before Amazon put all stores out of business
 Ping Grunombies: But how many toddlers have soiled themselves in the basket thingy? This is a critical element to CartCo. We need the toddler poop. It is critical.
Image 201195   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Lild Flumombies
 Crengo Albongus: Thank you so much for that. I feel better, also older, and slightly concerned about what else i am out of touch with. Gess i better go get me a minecraft and some skinny jeans. @White Rice
 Derbo Plungo: @Ted Hebert in the game minecraft you put 6 wood blocks together that way, and it makes a door. The kid decided to go with the "lol video games" answer, meanwhile the teacher/whoever graded this doesn't know about the game/crafting, so their only response is confusion.
 Buple Plumbies: This is brilliant. The kid used all the boxes and put them in the shape of a door. I feel like we lose this kind of conceptual thinking growing up.
 Girbo Groble: This kid's mother is addicted to Ikea, and daddy dear likes the sudoku. Otherwise, i am lost.
 Purbo Plemungo: Those kids and their mind crafts...
Image 201194   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Puft Horpupert
 Flilm Morpopert: Can't mess with perfection. Just give my Rad and move along.
 Crown Albongus: HA
Image 201193   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Viple Morpombies
Image 201192 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sue. Boo, sue.
Image 201191 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ptrain. We'll pray for you, ptrain.
 Trort Drumungo: I used to have a job where I cleaned resuscitation manikins. They have inflatable plastic bags lungs on the insides. They turn green if you don't replace them regularly.
 Meld Albungus: @Side Boob dying
 Heng Broble: Civilized countries haven't needed that shit for over a 1000 years
 Lert Plumbies: we all have that one coworker that's like this with the boss
 Truld Pluble: It's a progressive approach to pray away the gay. "See? Do they look happy? Well how long can you be happy in there?"
 Flomp Plemuble: Is this the closet I've heard so much about?
 Truwn Plumple: A little privacy, please.
Image 201190   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Thang Morpoble
 Crolm Flungus: Organic
 Trarbo Dampupert: @sparename ...and their lambs and their chickens, and breakfast cereals...
 Thort Grunombies: "...and their gardens"
Image 201189   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Frarm Brombies
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