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254059  bug: Can I have an almond cookie?

254031  Robespierre: Latitude, or attitude?

254051  Robespierre: Always worthy

253828  Passive: Welp time to reformat the hard drive

254056  Robespierre: Downright grotesque, and a "Disposable Me" pollutant as well

253834  Passive: I'd wear the fuck out of these

254059  Robespierre: Shit seen

254037  Korrok: Korrok approves.

254042  a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!

254043  a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical

253254  Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!

253260  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Surprisingly, everyone expected them - they gave you a months notice that they were coming...

253262  Mr Bleak: Romanes eunt domus!

253961  necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253964  necronomicon: If my calculations are correct, when this baby his 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious shit

253286  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.

254041  Annoying Vegan : @sparename Cannibal Orphan is my new metal band.

254011  a sedated moose: It's that chalk?

254032  Not A Bot: 'Where's the Lalafells? You promised Lalafells!"

254026  Mad Collager: Well, they both have eggs in them.

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1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Mad Collager
4. Shay
5. Side Boob
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7. Mr. Shine
8. Not A Bot
9. DrNinjaman
10. Mr Bleak



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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?



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The Bees uploaded 253584 (883 points)
redpeepee uploaded 253998 (865 points)
whaleshark uploaded 253807 (863 points)
Scoo uploaded 253831 (860 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 253567 (859 points)
Science uploaded 253621 (846 points)
Kevin II uploaded 253968 (844 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (843 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
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 3. Laree: 4542 points
 4. Scoo: 4128 points
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 6. Warrax: 2381 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2374 points
 8. Jonananathan: 1917 points
 9. Micro Jackson: 1809 points
10. tears as lube: 1715 points
11. Vault Dweller: 1711 points
12. phil: 1642 points
13. dirtstick: 1609 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
15. Science: 1562 points
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 apoxia: I used to have a job where I cleaned resuscitation manikins. They have inflatable plastic bags lungs on the insides. They turn green if you don't replace them regularly.
 agentpaint: @Side Boob dying
 Not A Bot: Civilized countries haven't needed that shit for over a 1000 years
 trelyate: we all have that one coworker that's like this with the boss
 Ted Hebert: It's a progressive approach to pray away the gay. "See? Do they look happy? Well how long can you be happy in there?"
 Side Boob: Is this the closet I've heard so much about?
 addend: A little privacy, please.
Image 201190   09-03-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
179
 
 jimbiscuit: Organic
 Ted Hebert: @sparename ...and their lambs and their chickens, and breakfast cereals...
 sparename: "...and their gardens"
Image 201189   09-03-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
134
 
 Warrax: People rave about that shit, but I'm just not a big prosciutto fan. It's bland, fatty, and has an unpleasant texture.
 Ted Hebert: @sparename it spoke pain, sweet, delicious pain.
 sparename: I don't care what language my dinner spoke
Image 201188   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
393
 
 apoxia: Whoever designed this is an evil fuck (probably one of those psychologists who designs slot machines and torture protocols).
 Warrax: DOG GOD
 Spazstatic: Yippie kayay mother f**ker
 Teechur: @Borkf Wait! Does it read to the right or to the left?
 Borkf: From bottom left, 4 in, 4 up. My other half found it in about a minute after I'd given up.
 Ted Hebert: Gog it!!! Ha!!! Please never make me do that again.
 Teechur: FOUND IT! It's just above the RAD button.
 sparename: Martian Word Search
 UseYourName: Bad news, now you're going to have to search for it, and get a little worried when your brain starts seeing the letter N everywhere
 UseYourName: Good news, I can confirm that it's not one of those word searches where the word isn't even there.
 UseYourName: ah fuck
 Amy Housewine: I found it, but the silly compilers of the puzzle have spelled it wrong.
Image 201187   09-03-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
541
 
 LurkedMoar: A nice warning for the snakes
 tane: The tree is the dividing line. Just stay to the right of the tree
 a robot: It's ok, they are Caution Snakes. They're always so careful.
 Mr Shifty: Join or dye
 San DoDo: Don't tread
 Amy Housewine: friendly snek enjoys picnic
Image 201186   09-03-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
29
 
 Mumbles: damn @SomeCanadian!
 SomeCanadian: Painfully. @BavidDowie
 BavidDowie: How do you play one, then?
Image 201185   09-03-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
237
 
 AFanOfSprite: The love child of Sam Anderson and Fisher Stevens
 addend: Puff, puff, Passat.
 San DoDo: Sad spelled backwards is das, und das nicht gut
 Amy Housewine: He doesn't look so sad.
Image 201184   09-03-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
344
 
 addend: How about a quick game of *ping*?
Image 201183   09-03-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
486
 
 Hosebag: We're droppin' beats so phat, you can't help but blow up!
 Butcherboy: Good lord you're right. @Teechur
 Teechur: @Butcherboy I think it might be worse. Those look like Crocs.
 Amy Housewine: Hottest mixtape BEEN dropped.
 Butcherboy: i agree little miss. tennis shoes with a suit is not a good look
 Ted Hebert: Well. Now. Don't you tell me to smile. You stick around, I'll make it worth your while...
 ASTER: The kid in the suit looks like Greg from Whose Line Is It Anyways
Image 201182   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
183
 
 Skaalar: @Dr Awkward I think it's because that looks like Pepe in disguise...
 Ted Hebert: I Feel as if part of my common sense was just taken from me.
 addend: @Dr Awkward Are you imagining him stroking his long, thick mustache handlebars? As he takes a slow drag of his 10th finger? # You can leave your hat on #
 Dr Awkward: This makes me uncomfortable and I don't know why
Image 201181   09-03-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
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