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272529  tib gubb: tastes like murder. delicious, delicious murder

272530  tib gubb: this one gets me every time

272527  Kirtov: Well, you wouldn't get far with your enormous penis still inside. That's just common sense.

272524  Not A Bot: oh shit it may have been funnier if I said friend.

272479  SuedeOxford: @mexican Cena 'nuff

272531  SuedeOxford: I thought I would enjoy seeing Shane McMahon on top of her...

272530  dangerkeith3000: It's a me!

272528  Dr Awkward: OOoh, glacial lake!

272502  twitter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

272527  dangerkeith3000: Check and check.

272483  Korrok: I've seen worse....

272516  dangerkeith3000: I saw this on PornHub.

272524  dangerkeith3000: Eye of the tiger...

272485  Mr Bleak: Jeese Louise - clean yer floor ...

272488  Mr Bleak: I have absolutely no idea what I am looking at much less why it might be funny.

272387  werterland: In awe at the size of this lad.

272535  adeadcrab: You know shes coming home with that dog, right?

272524  AlexDeLarge: I can see his stripes, but I know he's clean

272521  Dr Awkward: Found cat. He was dirty so I gave him a bath and trimmed his nails. He was really hungry and kind of mean, so please take your cat back.

272425  werterland: Officer Me: You had me at 'fredo.

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272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.



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Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
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10. youshall: 1806 points
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 apoxia: I used to have a job where I cleaned resuscitation manikins. They have inflatable plastic bags lungs on the insides. They turn green if you don't replace them regularly.
 agentpaint: @Side Boob dying
 Not A Bot: Civilized countries haven't needed that shit for over a 1000 years
 trelyate: we all have that one coworker that's like this with the boss
 Ted Hebert: It's a progressive approach to pray away the gay. "See? Do they look happy? Well how long can you be happy in there?"
 Side Boob: Is this the closet I've heard so much about?
 addend: A little privacy, please.
Image 201190   09-03-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
179
 
 jimbiscuit: Organic
 Ted Hebert: @sparename ...and their lambs and their chickens, and breakfast cereals...
 sparename: "...and their gardens"
Image 201189   09-03-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
134
 
 Warrax: People rave about that shit, but I'm just not a big prosciutto fan. It's bland, fatty, and has an unpleasant texture.
 Ted Hebert: @sparename it spoke pain, sweet, delicious pain.
 sparename: I don't care what language my dinner spoke
Image 201188   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
393
 
 apoxia: Whoever designed this is an evil fuck (probably one of those psychologists who designs slot machines and torture protocols).
 Warrax: DOG GOD
 Spazstatic: Yippie kayay mother f**ker
 Teechur: @Borkf Wait! Does it read to the right or to the left?
 Borkf: From bottom left, 4 in, 4 up. My other half found it in about a minute after I'd given up.
 Ted Hebert: Gog it!!! Ha!!! Please never make me do that again.
 Teechur: FOUND IT! It's just above the RAD button.
 sparename: Martian Word Search
 UseYourName: Bad news, now you're going to have to search for it, and get a little worried when your brain starts seeing the letter N everywhere
 UseYourName: Good news, I can confirm that it's not one of those word searches where the word isn't even there.
 UseYourName: ah fuck
 Amy Housewine: I found it, but the silly compilers of the puzzle have spelled it wrong.
Image 201187   09-03-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
541
 
 LurkedMoar: A nice warning for the snakes
 tane: The tree is the dividing line. Just stay to the right of the tree
 a robot: It's ok, they are Caution Snakes. They're always so careful.
 Mr Shifty: Join or dye
 San DoDo: Don't tread
 Amy Housewine: friendly snek enjoys picnic
Image 201186   09-03-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
29
 
 Mumbles: damn @SomeCanadian!
 SomeCanadian: Painfully. @BavidDowie
 BavidDowie: How do you play one, then?
Image 201185   09-03-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
237
 
 AFanOfSprite: The love child of Sam Anderson and Fisher Stevens
 addend: Puff, puff, Passat.
 San DoDo: Sad spelled backwards is das, und das nicht gut
 Amy Housewine: He doesn't look so sad.
Image 201184   09-03-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
344
 
 addend: How about a quick game of *ping*?
Image 201183   09-03-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
486
 
 Hosebag: We're droppin' beats so phat, you can't help but blow up!
 Butcherboy: Good lord you're right. @Teechur
 Teechur: @Butcherboy I think it might be worse. Those look like Crocs.
 Amy Housewine: Hottest mixtape BEEN dropped.
 Butcherboy: i agree little miss. tennis shoes with a suit is not a good look
 Ted Hebert: Well. Now. Don't you tell me to smile. You stick around, I'll make it worth your while...
 ASTER: The kid in the suit looks like Greg from Whose Line Is It Anyways
Image 201182   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
183
 
 Skaalar: @Dr Awkward I think it's because that looks like Pepe in disguise...
 Ted Hebert: I Feel as if part of my common sense was just taken from me.
 addend: @Dr Awkward Are you imagining him stroking his long, thick mustache handlebars? As he takes a slow drag of his 10th finger? # You can leave your hat on #
 Back Door Dan: This makes me uncomfortable and I don't know why
Image 201181   09-03-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
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