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262291  shadebane: autorad for RE

262291  Disclosure: Totally not dead bodies.

262291  danny: Listen to the voice in your head. Everything is fine. You left no forensic evidence that you did anything here. Just leave calmly and quietly...

262291  Magic Bullets: This is fine.

262276  Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.

262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

262269  Teechur: Unfetter a Bork Yahoo

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

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 apoxia: I used to have a job where I cleaned resuscitation manikins. They have inflatable plastic bags lungs on the insides. They turn green if you don't replace them regularly.
 agentpaint: @Side Boob dying
 Not A Bot: Civilized countries haven't needed that shit for over a 1000 years
 trelyate: we all have that one coworker that's like this with the boss
 Ted Hebert: It's a progressive approach to pray away the gay. "See? Do they look happy? Well how long can you be happy in there?"
 Side Boob: Is this the closet I've heard so much about?
 addend: A little privacy, please.
Image 201190   09-03-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
179
 
 jimbiscuit: Organic
 Ted Hebert: @sparename ...and their lambs and their chickens, and breakfast cereals...
 sparename: "...and their gardens"
Image 201189   09-03-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
134
 
 Warrax: People rave about that shit, but I'm just not a big prosciutto fan. It's bland, fatty, and has an unpleasant texture.
 Ted Hebert: @sparename it spoke pain, sweet, delicious pain.
 sparename: I don't care what language my dinner spoke
Image 201188   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
393
 
 apoxia: Whoever designed this is an evil fuck (probably one of those psychologists who designs slot machines and torture protocols).
 Warrax: DOG GOD
 Spazstatic: Yippie kayay mother f**ker
 Teechur: @Borkf Wait! Does it read to the right or to the left?
 Borkf: From bottom left, 4 in, 4 up. My other half found it in about a minute after I'd given up.
 Ted Hebert: Gog it!!! Ha!!! Please never make me do that again.
 Teechur: FOUND IT! It's just above the RAD button.
 sparename: Martian Word Search
 UseYourName: Bad news, now you're going to have to search for it, and get a little worried when your brain starts seeing the letter N everywhere
 UseYourName: Good news, I can confirm that it's not one of those word searches where the word isn't even there.
 UseYourName: ah fuck
 Amy Housewine: I found it, but the silly compilers of the puzzle have spelled it wrong.
Image 201187   09-03-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
541
 
 LurkedMoar: A nice warning for the snakes
 tane: The tree is the dividing line. Just stay to the right of the tree
 a robot: It's ok, they are Caution Snakes. They're always so careful.
 Mr Shifty: Join or dye
 San DoDo: Don't tread
 Amy Housewine: friendly snek enjoys picnic
Image 201186   09-03-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
29
 
 Mumbles: damn @SomeCanadian!
 SomeCanadian: Painfully. @BavidDowie
 BavidDowie: How do you play one, then?
Image 201185   09-03-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
237
 
 AFanOfSprite: The love child of Sam Anderson and Fisher Stevens
 addend: Puff, puff, Passat.
 San DoDo: Sad spelled backwards is das, und das nicht gut
 Amy Housewine: He doesn't look so sad.
Image 201184   09-03-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
344
 
 addend: How about a quick game of *ping*?
Image 201183   09-03-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
486
 
 Hosebag: We're droppin' beats so phat, you can't help but blow up!
 Butcherboy: Good lord you're right. @Teechur
 Teechur: @Butcherboy I think it might be worse. Those look like Crocs.
 Amy Housewine: Hottest mixtape BEEN dropped.
 Butcherboy: i agree little miss. tennis shoes with a suit is not a good look
 Ted Hebert: Well. Now. Don't you tell me to smile. You stick around, I'll make it worth your while...
 ASTER: The kid in the suit looks like Greg from Whose Line Is It Anyways
Image 201182   09-03-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
183
 
 Skaalar: @Dr Awkward I think it's because that looks like Pepe in disguise...
 Ted Hebert: I Feel as if part of my common sense was just taken from me.
 addend: @Dr Awkward Are you imagining him stroking his long, thick mustache handlebars? As he takes a slow drag of his 10th finger? # You can leave your hat on #
 Back Door Dan: This makes me uncomfortable and I don't know why
Image 201181   09-03-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
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