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205001  Mr Shifty: That's a nice 'I shouldn't even exist'.

205030  El hefe: Excuse me while I whip this out

205053  tib gubb: sorry about your dsylexia

205054  tib gubb: Sancho the self-esteem bear

205010  Mr Shifty: @Robespierre Vinnie?

205010  Mr Shifty: Sweet fucking jesus! That's her 'present'?

205049  El hefe: Didn't know Don Hertzfelt was doin tats

205030  ThoughtlessGentleman: this goes so well with electric wizard come my fanatics.

205015  Mr Shifty: We get it, you vape!

205061  Hippitus Hoppitus: This kind of reminds me of the controversy that surrounded the HPV vaccines. A lot of parents were against it because they felt it encourage promiscuous behavior, and I remember stories of the occasional kid getting that vaccine in secret at school or places like planned parenthood without their parents' knowledge.

205022  Mr Shifty: Featured: so many fetishes I can't count them.

205052  Shay: Squirrel farts to the face is a sign of bad luck.

205054  DangitBobby: I heard it in Navi voice

205046  ThoughtlessGentleman: love those bathroom conversations

205051  Sadbot: @t48 If he wanted to take up locksmithing, it could be the Otter Pop and Locks

205053  ThoughtlessGentleman: I'll have none that.

205051  t48: My dad wanted to open a business that sold exclusively Otter Pops and call it the Otterpopatorium.

205022  Shay: If Pluto is not a planet anymore, does that mean Pluto is not a dog anymore either?

205057  crunchymush: That's a hexagon, not an octagon. Way to go, buddy!!

205049  Mr Shifty: Good old Leigh Francis!

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3. Felicity
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204930 Robespierre: Chumps.

204908 sparename: " # Come on baby, Don't fear the reaper, Baby take my hand, Don't fear the reaper, We'll be able to fly... # "

204892 Side Boob: Bottom outlet is still good, right?

204941 Robespierre: That's one wild pupa you got there, pard - when do do you expect them to emerge?

204875 BILL DOOR: THESE MUFFINS CANNOT BE BUGGERED.

204854 Spazstatic: Actually it looks like most of their comments have been removed, at least ones where someone replied to them.

204876 apoxia: How could this go wrong?

204951 Ulillillia: @Skaalar Sweet!

204868 Chest Rockwell: This guy has been to a few hotels.

204996 Amy Housewine: They integrated till they disintegated.



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Side Boob uploaded 204603 (785 points)
Not A Bot uploaded 204641 (779 points)
Robespierre uploaded 204676 (769 points)
Warrax uploaded 204670 (766 points)
hat thrab uploaded 204562 (765 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 204577 (764 points)
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11. Supermansbrother: 2288 points
12. Skinr: 2277 points
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Score:
299
 
 Hosebag: Tailgate me and get a sick dent.
 DarkTeddy: I think this is when someone takes teaching will make you better too literally.
 Red: i think some of my students learned from this book
 Ted Hebert: As an esteemed professor at Trump University, i see this as a functional teaching exercise.
 Borkf: Sick dent bro.
 addend: @addend *"chompers".
 Felicity: I went to the gas station today and when I handed the attendant my money he said, You want seat feathers? I asked him to repeat himself and finally on the fourth try I got that he was asking if I wanted a receipt for this
 addend: Motion to replace switcherino term "choppers" with "dents".
Image 200989   09-02-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
277
 
 karmakat: @namaste look at the shape. HONESTLY.
 namaste: @karmakat Huh?
 sparename: "Stand by for action! We are about to launch Stingray! Anything can happen in the next half hour!"
 Not A Bot: They're both named Marge
 karmakat: oh, a hanging butt!
Image 200988   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
192
 
 Wet farts: @Flarmie wrecking chisel is my dancing name.
 a robot: @Flarmie Would you look at all that stuff!
 Jrks: Offer also excludes: LSD, flavoured beast milk, LSD flavoured breastmilk, Text, Tiles and Textiles.
 Ted Hebert: Offer not extended to lefties.
 Jabberwikket: you have to buy the entire store to get the discount
 addend: Darn patriarchy. Can't a girl get a little discount on potassium?
 Amy Housewine: Oh yes it's ladies' night/and the feeling's right/yes it's ladies' night/Oh what a night (oh what a night)
 Flarmie: automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
 Flarmie: Offer excludes allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, autom
 Zampano: 20% off entire store: offer excludes entire store
Image 200987   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Image 200986 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Relp. Boo, Relp.
Score:
222
 
 Warrax: They just push you down a flight of stairs.
 WTF: They forgot the quotes around "Professional" as well.
 Ted Hebert: How can i play sport if you won't stop tugging on my erection?
 Borkf: Is reductive massage where they just like your back a couple of times then say "that's the general idea"?
 dobbiesdoogs: is that pointing toward the hoe carnival?
Image 200985   09-02-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
287
 
 BavidDowie: because you can't visit the real cave of giant crystals
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Hard-Light lasers!
 Amy Housewine: Zzzzzzzzzzapp
 ThatGuy: @Felicity depends on their periodicty...
 Felicity: Easy-to-dodge laserbeams
Image 200984   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
530
 
 Hosebag: For fun, go into Home Depot and pickup a hoe and yell at it "You dirty hoe!"
 savvoy: False advertising
 Mr. Shine: *happily clutches handfuls of prize tickets*
 Ted Hebert: I left the hoe carnival after my first fisting hospitalization. Turned out Daddy wouldn't pay attention to me, no matter how much of my arm was in my colon.
 redmonkey3: HEY ALL! a good hoeing is in the spirit of the event, not spelling fascism - SEE YA'LL AT THE HO FESTIVAL!
 addend: "F".
 ThatGuy: Sweet! I love that time of year!
 tib gubb: i'm expecting to see my exes here
 Mexico: I'm going to do so much gardening!
Image 200983   09-02-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
608
 
 Greifer: lol game stop... i get it
 savvoy: meta
 Ted Hebert: @DrinkMixMan weboth know you weren't aiming for right center-field.
 redmonkey3: **Blartception sorry Mr. Paul, sir.
 redmonkey3: Bartception?
 ThatGuy: Dat juxtaposition doe...
 tib gubb: we get it, you're fat
 dobbiesdoogs: @DrinkMixMan take all my +'s
 DrinkMixMan: Blart imitates life
Image 200982   09-02-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
338
 
 Air Biscuit: Stop throwing richard rahl in the pond.
 addend: Ray tracing is my passion.
Image 200981   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
490
 
 Ted Hebert: But i have a sweet van! Haven't you seen my sweet van?
 addend: Person: *sigh of relief*.
 tib gubb: how to tell who your real friends are. 101.
 Peter Pantsless: Worst porno ever
Image 200980   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
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