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216501  Felicity: @Skaalar Thats OK, because were still the most important thing in the universe :-)

216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

216537  Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216573  deathawaits: I hated the way the media covered the victims: Christa McAuliffe and 6 anonymous others. Seemed such a disservice to them.

216460  foreversmug: @FabricMan hahaha

216565  kazzy94: Birdwatching for Rednecks?

216526  Annoying Vegan : @Science YAAAAAAAS! It was so much fun! A very surreal experience. I wish we were allowed to take interior photos though.

216545  jazzjunkie: But we've got selfie sticks at home already #126262

216563  Yam: Roommates

216573  Rhombo Dimple: 30 Years ago tomorrow. You posted this today just to make sure that you got ahead of everyone?

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216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216348 Hosebag: Wait, is he trying to absorb Cuervo directly through his skull? Dude, I'm not even mad, that's pretty amazing.

216537 Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!



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 Hosebag: Tailgate me and get a sick dent.
 DarkTeddy: I think this is when someone takes teaching will make you better too literally.
 Red: i think some of my students learned from this book
 Ted Hebert: As an esteemed professor at Trump University, i see this as a functional teaching exercise.
 Borkf: Sick dent bro.
 addend: @addend *"chompers".
 Felicity: I went to the gas station today and when I handed the attendant my money he said, You want seat feathers? I asked him to repeat himself and finally on the fourth try I got that he was asking if I wanted a receipt for this
 addend: Motion to replace switcherino term "choppers" with "dents".
Image 200989   09-02-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
277
 
 karmakat: @namaste look at the shape. HONESTLY.
 namaste: @karmakat Huh?
 sparename: "Stand by for action! We are about to launch Stingray! Anything can happen in the next half hour!"
 Not A Bot: They're both named Marge
 karmakat: oh, a hanging butt!
Image 200988   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
192
 
 Wet farts: @Flarmie wrecking chisel is my dancing name.
 a robot: @Flarmie Would you look at all that stuff!
 Jrks: Offer also excludes: LSD, flavoured beast milk, LSD flavoured breastmilk, Text, Tiles and Textiles.
 Ted Hebert: Offer not extended to lefties.
 Jabberwikket: you have to buy the entire store to get the discount
 addend: Darn patriarchy. Can't a girl get a little discount on potassium?
 Amy Housewine: Oh yes it's ladies' night/and the feeling's right/yes it's ladies' night/Oh what a night (oh what a night)
 Flarmie: automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
 Flarmie: Offer excludes allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, autom
 Zampano: 20% off entire store: offer excludes entire store
Image 200987   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Image 200986 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Relp. Your image was bad, Relp.
Score:
222
 
 Warrax: They just push you down a flight of stairs.
 WTF: They forgot the quotes around "Professional" as well.
 Ted Hebert: How can i play sport if you won't stop tugging on my erection?
 Borkf: Is reductive massage where they just like your back a couple of times then say "that's the general idea"?
 dobbiesdoogs: is that pointing toward the hoe carnival?
Image 200985   09-02-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
287
 
 BavidDowie: because you can't visit the real cave of giant crystals
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Hard-Light lasers!
 Amy Housewine: Zzzzzzzzzzapp
 ThatGuy: @Felicity depends on their periodicty...
 Felicity: Easy-to-dodge laserbeams
Image 200984   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
530
 
 Hosebag: For fun, go into Home Depot and pickup a hoe and yell at it "You dirty hoe!"
 savvoy: False advertising
 Mr. Shine: *happily clutches handfuls of prize tickets*
 Ted Hebert: I left the hoe carnival after my first fisting hospitalization. Turned out Daddy wouldn't pay attention to me, no matter how much of my arm was in my colon.
 redmonkey3: HEY ALL! a good hoeing is in the spirit of the event, not spelling fascism - SEE YA'LL AT THE HO FESTIVAL!
 addend: "F".
 ThatGuy: Sweet! I love that time of year!
 tib gubb: i'm expecting to see my exes here
 Mexico: I'm going to do so much gardening!
Image 200983   09-02-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
608
 
 Greifer: lol game stop... i get it
 savvoy: meta
 Ted Hebert: @DrinkMixMan weboth know you weren't aiming for right center-field.
 redmonkey3: **Blartception sorry Mr. Paul, sir.
 redmonkey3: Bartception?
 ThatGuy: Dat juxtaposition doe...
 tib gubb: we get it, you're fat
 dobbiesdoogs: @DrinkMixMan take all my +'s
 DrinkMixMan: Blart imitates life
Image 200982   09-02-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
338
 
 Air Biscuit: Stop throwing richard rahl in the pond.
 addend: Ray tracing is my passion.
Image 200981   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
490
 
 Ted Hebert: But i have a sweet van! Haven't you seen my sweet van?
 addend: Person: *sigh of relief*.
 tib gubb: how to tell who your real friends are. 101.
 Peter Pantsless: Worst porno ever
Image 200980   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
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