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258760  BavidDowie: Lady on the Tramp

258650  Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.

258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

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258568 VoR: Super glue

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.



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10. uncannie: 1544 points
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12. Baby Jesus: 1474 points
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Score:
192
 
 Wet farts: @Flarmie wrecking chisel is my dancing name.
 a robot: @Flarmie Would you look at all that stuff!
 Jrks: Offer also excludes: LSD, flavoured beast milk, LSD flavoured breastmilk, Text, Tiles and Textiles.
 Ted Hebert: Offer not extended to lefties.
 Jabberwikket: you have to buy the entire store to get the discount
 addend: Darn patriarchy. Can't a girl get a little discount on potassium?
 Amy Housewine: Oh yes it's ladies' night/and the feeling's right/yes it's ladies' night/Oh what a night (oh what a night)
 Flarmie: automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
 Flarmie: Offer excludes allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, autom
 Zampano: 20% off entire store: offer excludes entire store
Image 200987   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Image 200986 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Relp. We'll pray for you, Relp.
Score:
222
 
 Warrax: They just push you down a flight of stairs.
 WTF: They forgot the quotes around "Professional" as well.
 Ted Hebert: How can i play sport if you won't stop tugging on my erection?
 Borkf: Is reductive massage where they just like your back a couple of times then say "that's the general idea"?
 dobbiesdoogs: is that pointing toward the hoe carnival?
Image 200985   09-02-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
287
 
 BavidDowie: because you can't visit the real cave of giant crystals
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Hard-Light lasers!
 Amy Housewine: Zzzzzzzzzzapp
 ThatGuy: @Felicity depends on their periodicty...
 edgarallendoh: Easy-to-dodge laserbeams
Image 200984   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
557
 
 Hosebag: For fun, go into Home Depot and pickup a hoe and yell at it "You dirty hoe!"
 savvoy: False advertising
 Mr. Shine: *happily clutches handfuls of prize tickets*
 Ted Hebert: I left the hoe carnival after my first fisting hospitalization. Turned out Daddy wouldn't pay attention to me, no matter how much of my arm was in my colon.
 redmonkey3: HEY ALL! a good hoeing is in the spirit of the event, not spelling fascism - SEE YA'LL AT THE HO FESTIVAL!
 addend: "F".
 ThatGuy: Sweet! I love that time of year!
 tib gubb: i'm expecting to see my exes here
 Mexico: I'm going to do so much gardening!
Image 200983   09-02-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
608
 
 Greifer: lol game stop... i get it
 savvoy: meta
 Ted Hebert: @DrinkMixMan weboth know you weren't aiming for right center-field.
 redmonkey3: **Blartception sorry Mr. Paul, sir.
 redmonkey3: Bartception?
 ThatGuy: Dat juxtaposition doe...
 tib gubb: we get it, you're fat
 dobbiesdoogs: @DrinkMixMan take all my +'s
 DrinkMixMan: Blart imitates life
Image 200982   09-02-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
338
 
 Air Biscuit: Stop throwing richard rahl in the pond.
 addend: Ray tracing is my passion.
Image 200981   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
490
 
 Ted Hebert: But i have a sweet van! Haven't you seen my sweet van?
 addend: Person: *sigh of relief*.
 tib gubb: how to tell who your real friends are. 101.
 Peter Pantsless: Worst porno ever
Image 200980   09-02-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
181
 
 well duh: Soapy McSoapface. Sigh.
Image 200979   09-02-17   Uploaded by    matos
Image 200978 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mumbles. You have brought shame on us, Mumbles.
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