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273085  Not A Bot: "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES YOU CAN MAKE AT DENNY'S" Denny Press, 75 pgs., 2015. The New York Times gave it a 10/10 heralding it as "the glorious trumpet that spells the beginning of the end for this age of humanity."

273083  El hefe: What happens when you post Banksy's art

273094  El hefe: Sanders 2020

273098  El hefe: In Soviet Vulcan, Spock eats sehlat

273105  Magic Bullets: Seeeeemore!

272985  tib gubb: @ignatz sure - in the form of dead skin cells and bacteria. you can use a toothbrush, as well.

273101  Amy Housewine: *Borkfday, obviously.

273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

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272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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 Ulillillia: Jay Kay hasn't aged well
 rubix1924: The day ish mine, Trebek
 Mad Collager: Listen to my sage advice. LISTEN!
 ughjeez: I've been using the term "tumbleweave" all wrong this whole time!
 San DoDo: Trim. That. Bush.
 Volwen: @Teechur This isn't even his final form!
 Teechur: HAPPY little tree, Bob Ross. It's a HAPPY little tree.
 addend: No need to ask: The carpet matches.
Image 199995   08-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
163
 
 mrd0t: Tried for the Seahawks pennant but got a buttplug instead...
 Mr. Shine: NFL stuff and buttplugs?! Is that what we're looking at?
 addend: "no".
Image 199994   08-28-17   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
420
 
 Mr Bleak: UPS test in animals by hiding them under door mats.
 thebiglutovsky: @Catcat are you absolutely positive about that?
 Not A Bot: fuck finnland
 Mad Collager: @brian greene Maybe they actually test "with" animals. "Here, see if you can break this."
 wolfpk: @Fishy Yeah, Pokemon use real animals to test how many times you have to hit them with pokeball to be able to catch them.
 brian greene: just what the hell do UPS test on animals?
 LogicKitty: What! How dare a pet food company test on animals! That's what interns are for
 Amy Housewine: I've seen loads of Disney films where they use animals. There was one about the king of the lions, for example.
 Shay: Disney use badgers and parakeets as their test audience for their upcoming movies.
 Mr. Shine: Facebook?! NETFLIX?! I guess this is as true as any other PETA campaign, meaning not even remotely.
 Fishy: Pokemon????
 Catcat: "Live studio audience" are not classes as animals.
 addend: Levi's tests which way quadrupeds prefer to wear jeans. No harm, no foul.
 dobbiesdoogs: it's true...james hetfield tests guns on bears
Image 199993   08-28-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
659
 
 NO JOKES: Morton Downey Jr reincarnated as a croissants.
 Mad Collager: Melontonin
 Science: Pithy
 Amy Housewine: He's just a mean green mother from outer space and he's bad.
 Volwen: Feed me, Seymour.
 White Rice: lol wut?
Image 199992   08-28-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
331
 
 Cami: Silent Running or Biodome? Each had its moments.
 WaffleIron: This is where I'm out spacefriends. Have a good night and enjoy #200000 !
Image 199991   08-28-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
187
 
 Ulillillia: See, different countries use different currency denominations.
 charlemagne: I don't see any problem here
 Volwen: Doubledime? Quinter?
 addend: "Excuse me, do you have change for a quarter?"
Image 199990   08-28-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
157
 
 hajjpodge: The person in this image has no idea how the national debt works.
 Bu7Z: Go fund yourself.
 ChubbyBuddy: do not trust this mans bow tie. all the college republicans are nazis now
 WaffleIron: I doubt a single billion would cover it...
Image 199989   08-28-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
390
 
 Kevin II: @trelyate Every cutie with a booty bought a Coogi
 trelyate: why is she wearing a Cosby sweater?
 grizzly: Cynthia!
 Fishy: She has a name you know.
 piranharama: Is that meant to be Angelica's doll?
Image 199988   08-28-17   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
238
 
 WaffleIron: Why not?
Image 199987   08-28-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
477
 
 Air Biscuit: Rock over london, rock on chicago. Wheaties. The breakfast of champions.
 filthylaw: Sun Ra is from outer space.
 charlemagne: I am the music the music is me I am the music the music is me
Image 199986   08-28-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
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