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244513  BavidDowie: How big would you say that tanline is?

244548  glenalec: We gotta (a-ahem) these microwave ovens!

244537  Dr Awkward: What's the little Hobbit door to the right of the floppy disk drive?

244539  Dr Awkward: The font is the most distressing part of this post.

244519  BavidDowie: Toodles to you fuckers

244538  Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.

244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

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244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244337 itskando: This is my favorite show. But I don't have anyone to discuss it with. Woo will help me decide on which type of cop Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface truly is?

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."



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Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
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WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)
Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
iCEy uploaded 244334 (989 points)
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 6615 points
 6. Side Boob: 5747 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
 9. foreversmug: 2932 points
10. waaaaaat: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 2447 points
14. a robot: 2251 points
15. fanny: 2120 points
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Score:
858
 
 Ulillillia: Jay Kay hasn't aged well
 Felicity: The day ish mine, Trebek
 Mad Collager: Listen to my sage advice. LISTEN!
 ughjeez: I've been using the term "tumbleweave" all wrong this whole time!
 San DoDo: Trim. That. Bush.
 Volwen: @Teechur This isn't even his final form!
 Teechur: HAPPY little tree, Bob Ross. It's a HAPPY little tree.
 addend: No need to ask: The carpet matches.
Image 199995   08-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
163
 
 mrd0t: Tried for the Seahawks pennant but got a buttplug instead...
 Mr. Shine: NFL stuff and buttplugs?! Is that what we're looking at?
 addend: "no".
Image 199994   08-28-17   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
420
 
 Mr Bleak: UPS test in animals by hiding them under door mats.
 thebiglutovsky: @Catcat are you absolutely positive about that?
 Not A Bot: fuck finnland
 Mad Collager: @brian greene Maybe they actually test "with" animals. "Here, see if you can break this."
 wolfpk: @Fishy Yeah, Pokemon use real animals to test how many times you have to hit them with pokeball to be able to catch them.
 brian greene: just what the hell do UPS test on animals?
 LogicKitty: What! How dare a pet food company test on animals! That's what interns are for
 Amy Housewine: I've seen loads of Disney films where they use animals. There was one about the king of the lions, for example.
 Shay: Disney use badgers and parakeets as their test audience for their upcoming movies.
 Mr. Shine: Facebook?! NETFLIX?! I guess this is as true as any other PETA campaign, meaning not even remotely.
 Fishy: Pokemon????
 Catcat: "Live studio audience" are not classes as animals.
 addend: Levi's tests which way quadrupeds prefer to wear jeans. No harm, no foul.
 dobbiesdoogs: it's true...james hetfield tests guns on bears
Image 199993   08-28-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
659
 
 NO JOKES: Morton Downey Jr reincarnated as a croissants.
 Mad Collager: Melontonin
 Science: Pithy
 Amy Housewine: He's just a mean green mother from outer space and he's bad.
 Volwen: Feed me, Seymour.
 White Rice: lol wut?
Image 199992   08-28-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
331
 
 Cami: Silent Running or Biodome? Each had its moments.
 WaffleIron: This is where I'm out spacefriends. Have a good night and enjoy #200000 !
Image 199991   08-28-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
187
 
 Ulillillia: See, different countries use different currency denominations.
 charlemagne: I don't see any problem here
 Volwen: Doubledime? Quinter?
 addend: "Excuse me, do you have change for a quarter?"
Image 199990   08-28-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
157
 
 hajjpodge: The person in this image has no idea how the national debt works.
 Bu7Z: Go fund yourself.
 ChubbyBuddy: do not trust this mans bow tie. all the college republicans are nazis now
 WaffleIron: I doubt a single billion would cover it...
Image 199989   08-28-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
390
 
 Felicity: @trelyate Every cutie with a booty bought a Coogi
 trelyate: why is she wearing a Cosby sweater?
 grizzly: Cynthia!
 Fishy: She has a name you know.
 piranharama: Is that meant to be Angelica's doll?
Image 199988   08-28-17   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
238
 
 WaffleIron: Why not?
Image 199987   08-28-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
477
 
 Air Biscuit: Rock over london, rock on chicago. Wheaties. The breakfast of champions.
 filthylaw: Sun Ra is from outer space.
 charlemagne: I am the music the music is me I am the music the music is me
Image 199986   08-28-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
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