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268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

268386  TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.

268384  Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.

268345  Side Boob: Good thing zombies dont exist.

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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Score:
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 tib gubb: get that shit out of here
 Knice: What an asshole.
 RiderFan: Typewriters and laptops cost about the same these days.
 FabricMan: Before they leave for college, talk to your child about hipsterism. Or someone else will
 piranharama: Hope he has polio as well and isn't just some trendite poseur
Image 199885   08-27-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
457
 
 Donut: Caution: Explosion Imminent.
Image 199884   08-27-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
272
 
 Science: @RiderFan: It's not, but yes, it would probably help immensely. FYI, priests not being allowed to marry isn't dogma, it's just tradition, because Jesus wasn't married. In the church, they used to allow priests to marry if it would control "urges" that might later cause scandal.
 BavidDowie: Just Google "who is most likely to abuse a child" and then drink heavily. Also, I watch a lot of L&O: SVU
 BavidDowie: @RiderFan No. It's because the churches are smaller, and are therefore less likely to be hit with a class-action. Statistically, a married person is more likely to be an abuser bc parents are more likely to abuse than a non-relative. And that is all depressing as fuck.
 Borkf: @RiderFan I'm going to save a lot of discussion here: Yes.
 RiderFan: This brings me to a talking point: Eastern Orthodox priests are allowed to have wives. Could that be one of the reasons that we don't see that denomination of priests having sexual related scandals?
 Credible Hulk: mmmmh, fornication. a nice, woody sort of word.
Image 199883   08-27-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
465
 
 Greifer: The Head bone is conected to the...
 Air Biscuit: Crazy bones used to be cool.
 VoR: Its a living
Image 199882   08-27-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
364
 
 99.9 Percent: If youre not eating square pizza...
 Warrax: If it were a little more oily, it would look like the pizza my school cafeteria used to serve.
 Sadbot: First world almost-problem played up for attention online
 DrinkMixMan: The found out about unnecessary captioning habit and punished you
 Off Topic: That's a caption.
Image 199881   08-27-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
Image 199880 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by wwwdotcom. We'll pray for you, wwwdotcom.
Score:
319
 
 a robot: This is someone's fetish.
 WTF: Is it just me or does the girl on the right have really short, thin arms?
 annterland: Feeders are weird
 FabricMan: WTF is this?!?!??!
 Warrax: It rubs the pizza on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Image 199879   08-27-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
109
 
 Donut: Keep your balls of gas and light. I got mine.
 tib gubb: please keep meta out of friendly spaceship
Image 199878   08-27-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
245
 
 Vanna: Is this the Joe Isuzu of a new generation?
 copunter: do you even grift, bro?
 Mr. Shine: You remind me of a younger Brian Bosworth.
Image 199877   08-27-17   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre Too bad there's no PM function, or I'd love to mail you one or two in an envelope. I just checked and I still have 11 packets left.
 Dank Means: @Mr. Shine Holy Crap! Never heard of such a thing. I'd have to try it before I pass judgment on it. But my wife loves tamarindo - in her language it's sampoloc, and it is the base flavour of a number of popular soups collectively called sinigang.
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre a few years ago I found a case of tamarind flavored Kool-aid at our local Big Lots store. I bought the whole thing. My wife hates the stuff, though.
 Fursona: @Mr. Shine Tamarindo's great stuff.
 Chest Rockwell: Looks "legit".
 Mr. Shine: Had a big tub of these at my wedding reception. I like tamarindo flavor.
Image 199876   08-27-17   Uploaded by    camellia
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