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216123  addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.

216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

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215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?

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 BavidDowie: Russia-nado-BestKoreahorn
 2Berries: Give me that, that, that nut!
 Scoo: They just decommissioned these recently in my city. Because, you know, it's 2017 and everyone has interwebnetphones.
 WaffleIron: Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
 Ulillillia: Carry on, my wayward son.
Image 199756   08-26-17   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
 grizzly: GG!!!!!!
Image 199755   08-26-17   Uploaded by    tane
 Not A Bot: Shave that nasty beard and maybe you'll have a shot, Casanova.
Image 199754   08-26-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
 Donut: I have a feeling these are not the real bands, but reasonable facsimiles. Except Very Large Bird. I hear they're worth the listen.
 Air Biscuit: I remember beast wars. Rat trap was my favourite.
 Bu7Z: I have an unknown pleasures tshirt, but it's ok because I also have the album. My son also has the tshirt (and listens to the album) so we have to be careful not to wear them at the same time...
 mrdiron: The Macho Man has released at least one album, I'll have you know.
Image 199753   08-26-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
 Ted Hebert: It's not a schooner it's a sailboat! @Bu7Z
 Air Biscuit: Either a 39, a 50, or a K.O. dwpending on what color im supposed to be looking at
 Spazstatic: I went colorblind for looking at this.
 Bu7Z: It's a schooner
 DarkTeddy: This cant be.
 Mad Collager: No! That's what I thought of this.
 Scoo: Well, that's not a very nice thing to say about the color-blind!
Image 199752   08-26-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
 Robespierre: Fishing expedition ends with a big surprise.
 Warrax: @a robot They have the sloth thing going on. It looks like they're always smiling, but that's just how their face is shaped.
 a robot: Once I took a community college Photoshop class and the final assignment was to do a "Weekly World News" style cover. My big story was "Scientists talk with dolphins! The dolphins' terrifying message: 'death to all humans!'"
 a robot: The dolphin seems so chill, while the dog is like "what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck" quietly in her mind. Just another reason why dolphins are terrifying; we can't read their facial expressions!
 Cami: This can only end with one of us dying.
 Urn BooUrn: Sea dog meets a land dolphin.
 Yam: the fuuuuuuuck
 Teechur: What's the porpoise of this?
 addend: @Bu7Z The cat.
 Bu7Z: Who bad'd this?
 Mr. Shine: *smoochies*
Image 199751   08-26-17   Uploaded by    Troll
 NoRagrets: Perfect vending machine to setup at a tailgate.
 Warrax: If we defeat the nazis here in America, will we then get to have stuff like this?
 Suburbanmom: FINALLY! I knew God heard my prayers!
 Air Biscuit: @Urn BooUrn it is light blue. The color implies that it is cold.
 DarkTeddy: Anyone know any good soft food to eat
 White Rice: @Mad Collager @Urn BooUrn hey now, it could be a refrigerated machine, and there could very well be a station for heating up the foodstuffs sold here. Definitely not the oddest food based vending machine I've seen evidence of.
 Mad Collager: Around the clock tastes like home huh? So you think I eat my food raw?
 Mr. Shine: My weiner got stuck in this machine.
 illBilliam: This is the wurst.
 Urn BooUrn: I could sure go for some air temperature meat.
Image 199750   08-26-17   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
 Science: @Yam: This type of person doesn't even have to be a government employee to want to deny people's rights.
 XLY: The one on top's hair is better
 Suburbanmom: I want to like this, but Ros was actually good, playing someone shitty in Monsters Inc. Yes, I have kids and could recite every line of that movie!
 well duh: Timely. Very timely.
 Scoo: @ThoughtlessGentleman That ain't a forehead, it's a FIVEhead!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hahahaaaa croissants chompers apple. ok but seriously thats more forehead than anyone should have.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: mama said she so angry on account she got so many chompers.
 Yam: The notion that people think that, as a government employee, you have the right to deny others their rights is absolutely disgusting.
 mrdiron: Timely
 Not A Bot: they will sue someone for this too, just wait
 Mr. Shine: The sooner we forget about her, the better.
Image 199749   08-26-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
 Dan Tagonistic: Polaroid? Thought they were some kind of wah wah pedal
 Scoo: A friend was complaining the other day about the trouble he has to go through to get, and then process, photographic film. I told him, "I feel ya, do you know how fuckin' hard it is to get papyrus for my inventory scrolls!?"
 savvoy: relics
Image 199748   08-26-17   Uploaded by    crappypants
 Air Biscuit: Someone farted on the illuminatis pillow.
 Scoo: Me eyes! The goggles do illuminothing!
Image 199747   08-26-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
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