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210537  ignatz: Love thi guys wodrk..

210540  wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210540  ignatz: Plot twist : they're unloading

210559  antipatterns: You lose your costume deposit if you puke in the thing

210410  trelyate: Chuck Tingle is their best customer

210546  antipatterns: Except libraries aren't controlled by a psychopathic corporation who sees knowledge as a "commodity"

210549  wolfpk: Only your own

210553  wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.

210551  antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"

210557  fanny: *Iscream

210444  trelyate: his last name is the sound someone makes while drowning

210558  fanny: i think i just had sex?

210558  Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.

210553  Ulillillia: :

210527  Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale

210458  trelyate: this is all that is left of that chicken in the pic below this one

210549  Side Boob: Fart nazis!

210555  Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.

210528  Ulillillia: IWSN

210563  parrotsnest: Ones wavy and ones rippled... What's the confusion?

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2. Felicity
3. Dr Awkward
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5. Christina
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9. Mr. Shine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210540 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210528 Ulillillia: IWSN

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210467 Yurishiro: Cut the cord you baby planet!

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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Score:
568
 
 Felicity: Oh good
 Dr Awkward: FINALLY. [stops spending time, money and energy on child's chosen sport, and instead invests that in child's education and empathy for fellow humans]
Image 199297   08-24-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
684
 
 Science: "Six feet end to end, three and five-tenths feet central diameter, tapering to one foot at each end. Like a barrel with five bulging ridges in place of staves. Lateral breakages, as of thinnish stalks, are at equator in middle of these ridges. In furrows between ridges are curious growths combs or wings that fold up and spread out like fans. . . which gives almost seven-foot wing spread. Arrangement reminds one of certain monsters of primal myth, especially fabled Elder Things in the Necronomicon."
 Air Biscuit: Thanks monsanto
 piranharama: "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftagn!!"
 LancesLeftNut: DO YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE PINEAPPLE KING???
 BavidDowie: Nice pangolin!...wait
 Spazstatic: *throws PokeBall*
 ignatz: Suddenly.. Pineapples!
 Wooden Spoon: Kill it with fire!
 charlemagne: what am I? what am I?
 VoR: Pie nipple
 dangerkeith3000: What did this pineapple do to offend its creator?
 Dr Awkward: Is a Pineapple Party somehow worse than a Lemon Party?
Image 199296   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
445
 
 LogicKitty: I will never not laugh at things with googly eyes on them
 ThoughtlessGentleman: set your inner beauty free. with one....... nay two! googly eyes.
 WaffleIron: DK1 allriiiiight!
 Dr Awkward: Googly eyes: Making everything funnier since 1919
Image 199295   08-24-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
370
 
 kornisjon: @Felicity Yes, of course.
 Felicity: @kornisjon Wouldnt her bone structure contribute to her external beauty?
 kornisjon: @Felicity More externally beautiful, too. But that doesn't count, I guess.
 Nopetology: Moisturize me!
 Thurb Grunombies: Gah!
 Felicity: She had better bone structure in the before photo
 Hosebag: Just press Ctrl-Alt-Beauty.
 Spazstatic: Set free into uncanny valley.
 Robespierre: ... and the kiss of a belt sander.
 Fiveninety: set your inner extraterrestrial being free with the stroke of a brush
 dangerkeith3000: So inner beauty is basically Michael Jackson with boobs? OK....
 Warrax: Set your inner beauty free... with the swing of a sledgehammer.
 ASTER: UH ALSO HEY LOOK WHAT INNER BEAUTY DID TO HER BREASTS LMAO
 ASTER: Her inner beauty looks like its about to ask me to return the slab.
 Borkf: That's not how inner beauty works.
Image 199294   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
706
 
 Aufziehvogel: [TEXTURE MISSING ERROR]
 Noremak: Cats are assholes.
 ASTER: Cats care more about being enclosed than dogs do. Fair trade.
 Amy Housewine: "Your igloo-guarding shift is over my doggy friend, you can rest now."
Image 199293   08-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
885
 
 Side Boob: I suddenly crave Colt 45 malt liquor :P
 Aufziehvogel: Nice I love Geordi La Forge from Battlestar Galactica!
 Mad Collager: Why do their vehicles look like shoe trees?
 White Rice: "It works every time"
 Robespierre: Before That Orange Guy moved in and turned it into Clod City.
 Dr Awkward: Rando CalBurgundy
 Warrax: Thanks Billy Dee, I need a reminder some times.
Image 199292   08-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
477
 
 Teechur: @Wet farts Come to the park between 11 and 12:30 to get kicked in the judos.
 Amy Housewine: You have to watch out for those judo kicks. Most will tell you that there's no such thing, but they just want to keep the best techniques for themselves.
 VoR: He meant persperation ... ew.
 Wet farts: Come to the park between 11 and 12:30 for an ass kicking.
Image 199291   08-24-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
Image 199290 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Albo Grungus. Boo, Albo Grungus.
Score:
359
 
 Felicity: I like She-Hulk
 Himesama: @Dr Awkward She is! I use her a lot in Marvel vs Capcom.I appreciate her wearing sneakers with a bodysuit.
 Borkf: @Dr Awkward I think Bruce Banner's lawyer cousin gets a blood transfusion or something. She's permanently green and tall, but has her wits about her and owns it.
 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward yes.
 Wet farts: Hello Kitty or GTFO
 Dr Awkward: Hey nerds... is She-Hulk a thing? I'm more of a geek than a nerd, so I don't know this.
Image 199289   08-24-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
458
 
 Aufziehvogel: I just read this Earl Dumarest story.
 Wooden Spoon: @El hefe: as a big Highlander fan I have to say that made my week so far.
 El hefe: There can be only onesie
 Dr Awkward: @WaffleIron Nobody needs another herp, that's for sure!
 Side Boob: *star trek fight music*
 WaffleIron: hero that is... fuck.
 WaffleIron: We don't need another herp.
 Sage: 95% sure that's a Nerf sword.
 Meow: Earn Daddy's love!
 Dr Awkward: 2 enter... and probably zero leave?
Image 199288   08-24-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
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