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268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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Score:
568
 
 Big Bong Theory: Oh good
 twisty: FINALLY. [stops spending time, money and energy on child's chosen sport, and instead invests that in child's education and empathy for fellow humans]
Image 199297   08-24-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
707
 
 Science: "Six feet end to end, three and five-tenths feet central diameter, tapering to one foot at each end. Like a barrel with five bulging ridges in place of staves. Lateral breakages, as of thinnish stalks, are at equator in middle of these ridges. In furrows between ridges are curious growths combs or wings that fold up and spread out like fans. . . which gives almost seven-foot wing spread. Arrangement reminds one of certain monsters of primal myth, especially fabled Elder Things in the Necronomicon."
 Air Biscuit: Thanks monsanto
 piranharama: "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftagn!!"
 LancesLeftNut: DO YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE PINEAPPLE KING???
 BavidDowie: Nice pangolin!...wait
 Spazstatic: *throws PokeBall*
 midgetcastle: Suddenly.. Pineapples!
 Wooden Spoon: Kill it with fire!
 charlemagne: what am I? what am I?
 VoR: Pie nipple
 The Bees: What did this pineapple do to offend its creator?
 deathawaits: Is a Pineapple Party somehow worse than a Lemon Party?
Image 199296   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
445
 
 LogicKitty: I will never not laugh at things with googly eyes on them
 ThoughtlessGentleman: set your inner beauty free. with one....... nay two! googly eyes.
 WaffleIron: DK1 allriiiiight!
 WetWilly: Googly eyes: Making everything funnier since 1919
Image 199295   08-24-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
370
 
 kornisjon: @Felicity Yes, of course.
 KnifeySpooney: @kornisjon Wouldnt her bone structure contribute to her external beauty?
 kornisjon: @Felicity More externally beautiful, too. But that doesn't count, I guess.
 Nopetology: Moisturize me!
 Thurb Grunombies: Gah!
 flying sheep: She had better bone structure in the before photo
 Hosebag: Just press Ctrl-Alt-Beauty.
 Spazstatic: Set free into uncanny valley.
 luxbu: ... and the kiss of a belt sander.
 Fiveninety: set your inner extraterrestrial being free with the stroke of a brush
 JollyWell: So inner beauty is basically Michael Jackson with boobs? OK....
 Warrax: Set your inner beauty free... with the swing of a sledgehammer.
 ASTER: UH ALSO HEY LOOK WHAT INNER BEAUTY DID TO HER BREASTS LMAO
 ASTER: Her inner beauty looks like its about to ask me to return the slab.
 Borkf: That's not how inner beauty works.
Image 199294   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
706
 
 fisto: [TEXTURE MISSING ERROR]
 Noremak: Cats are assholes.
 ASTER: Cats care more about being enclosed than dogs do. Fair trade.
 Amy Housewine: "Your igloo-guarding shift is over my doggy friend, you can rest now."
Image 199293   08-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
885
 
 Side Boob: I suddenly crave Colt 45 malt liquor :P
 topcity: Nice I love Geordi La Forge from Battlestar Galactica!
 Mad Collager: Why do their vehicles look like shoe trees?
 White Rice: "It works every time"
 entropy: Before That Orange Guy moved in and turned it into Clod City.
 jeffrey: Rando CalBurgundy
 Warrax: Thanks Billy Dee, I need a reminder some times.
Image 199292   08-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
477
 
 Teechur: @Wet farts Come to the park between 11 and 12:30 to get kicked in the judos.
 Amy Housewine: You have to watch out for those judo kicks. Most will tell you that there's no such thing, but they just want to keep the best techniques for themselves.
 VoR: He meant persperation ... ew.
 Wet farts: Come to the park between 11 and 12:30 for an ass kicking.
Image 199291   08-24-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
Image 199290 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Albo Grungus. We'll pray for you, Albo Grungus.
Score:
359
 
 Callahan: I like She-Hulk
 Himesama: @Dr Awkward She is! I use her a lot in Marvel vs Capcom.I appreciate her wearing sneakers with a bodysuit.
 Borkf: @Dr Awkward I think Bruce Banner's lawyer cousin gets a blood transfusion or something. She's permanently green and tall, but has her wits about her and owns it.
 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward yes.
 Wet farts: Hello Kitty or GTFO
 m o l e m a n: Hey nerds... is She-Hulk a thing? I'm more of a geek than a nerd, so I don't know this.
Image 199289   08-24-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
458
 
 celtic: I just read this Earl Dumarest story.
 Wooden Spoon: @El hefe: as a big Highlander fan I have to say that made my week so far.
 El hefe: There can be only onesie
 metallica: @WaffleIron Nobody needs another herp, that's for sure!
 Side Boob: *star trek fight music*
 WaffleIron: hero that is... fuck.
 WaffleIron: We don't need another herp.
 Sage: 95% sure that's a Nerf sword.
 Meow: Earn Daddy's love!
 Shorts Leng: 2 enter... and probably zero leave?
Image 199288   08-24-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
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