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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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2. Mad Collager
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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
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 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
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11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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Score:
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 Big Bong Theory: Oh good
 Dr Awkward: FINALLY. [stops spending time, money and energy on child's chosen sport, and instead invests that in child's education and empathy for fellow humans]
Image 199297   08-24-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
707
 
 Science: "Six feet end to end, three and five-tenths feet central diameter, tapering to one foot at each end. Like a barrel with five bulging ridges in place of staves. Lateral breakages, as of thinnish stalks, are at equator in middle of these ridges. In furrows between ridges are curious growths combs or wings that fold up and spread out like fans. . . which gives almost seven-foot wing spread. Arrangement reminds one of certain monsters of primal myth, especially fabled Elder Things in the Necronomicon."
 Air Biscuit: Thanks monsanto
 piranharama: "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftagn!!"
 LancesLeftNut: DO YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE PINEAPPLE KING???
 BavidDowie: Nice pangolin!...wait
 Spazstatic: *throws PokeBall*
 ignatz: Suddenly.. Pineapples!
 Wooden Spoon: Kill it with fire!
 charlemagne: what am I? what am I?
 VoR: Pie nipple
 The Bees: What did this pineapple do to offend its creator?
 Dr Awkward: Is a Pineapple Party somehow worse than a Lemon Party?
Image 199296   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
445
 
 LogicKitty: I will never not laugh at things with googly eyes on them
 ThoughtlessGentleman: set your inner beauty free. with one....... nay two! googly eyes.
 WaffleIron: DK1 allriiiiight!
 Dr Awkward: Googly eyes: Making everything funnier since 1919
Image 199295   08-24-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
370
 
 kornisjon: @Felicity Yes, of course.
 KnifeySpooney: @kornisjon Wouldnt her bone structure contribute to her external beauty?
 kornisjon: @Felicity More externally beautiful, too. But that doesn't count, I guess.
 Nopetology: Moisturize me!
 Thurb Grunombies: Gah!
 flying sheep: She had better bone structure in the before photo
 Hosebag: Just press Ctrl-Alt-Beauty.
 Spazstatic: Set free into uncanny valley.
 luxbu: ... and the kiss of a belt sander.
 Fiveninety: set your inner extraterrestrial being free with the stroke of a brush
 JollyWell: So inner beauty is basically Michael Jackson with boobs? OK....
 Warrax: Set your inner beauty free... with the swing of a sledgehammer.
 ASTER: UH ALSO HEY LOOK WHAT INNER BEAUTY DID TO HER BREASTS LMAO
 ASTER: Her inner beauty looks like its about to ask me to return the slab.
 Borkf: That's not how inner beauty works.
Image 199294   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
706
 
 fisto: [TEXTURE MISSING ERROR]
 Noremak: Cats are assholes.
 ASTER: Cats care more about being enclosed than dogs do. Fair trade.
 Amy Housewine: "Your igloo-guarding shift is over my doggy friend, you can rest now."
Image 199293   08-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
885
 
 Side Boob: I suddenly crave Colt 45 malt liquor :P
 topcity: Nice I love Geordi La Forge from Battlestar Galactica!
 Mad Collager: Why do their vehicles look like shoe trees?
 White Rice: "It works every time"
 entropy: Before That Orange Guy moved in and turned it into Clod City.
 Dr Awkward: Rando CalBurgundy
 Warrax: Thanks Billy Dee, I need a reminder some times.
Image 199292   08-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
477
 
 Teechur: @Wet farts Come to the park between 11 and 12:30 to get kicked in the judos.
 Amy Housewine: You have to watch out for those judo kicks. Most will tell you that there's no such thing, but they just want to keep the best techniques for themselves.
 VoR: He meant persperation ... ew.
 Wet farts: Come to the park between 11 and 12:30 for an ass kicking.
Image 199291   08-24-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
Image 199290 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

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Score:
359
 
 Callahan: I like She-Hulk
 Himesama: @Dr Awkward She is! I use her a lot in Marvel vs Capcom.I appreciate her wearing sneakers with a bodysuit.
 Borkf: @Dr Awkward I think Bruce Banner's lawyer cousin gets a blood transfusion or something. She's permanently green and tall, but has her wits about her and owns it.
 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward yes.
 Wet farts: Hello Kitty or GTFO
 Dr Awkward: Hey nerds... is She-Hulk a thing? I'm more of a geek than a nerd, so I don't know this.
Image 199289   08-24-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
458
 
 celtic: I just read this Earl Dumarest story.
 Wooden Spoon: @El hefe: as a big Highlander fan I have to say that made my week so far.
 El hefe: There can be only onesie
 Dr Awkward: @WaffleIron Nobody needs another herp, that's for sure!
 Side Boob: *star trek fight music*
 WaffleIron: hero that is... fuck.
 WaffleIron: We don't need another herp.
 Sage: 95% sure that's a Nerf sword.
 Meow: Earn Daddy's love!
 Dr Awkward: 2 enter... and probably zero leave?
Image 199288   08-24-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
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