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221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

221282  goldman sachs: Hey! I know that corner! I live in Yuma too! hahahaha

221271  Shay: If this was 1977, this pic would have a different meaning.

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221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.



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Score:
297
 
 addend: "It's for yOU..."
 Hosebag: It maces people when they video in portrait mode!
 Lantry: Maybe it automatically maces you when you take a selfie
 VoR: @Knice Ah. I assumed Mace
 Robespierre: Samsung? The new 8 Note?
 Mad Collager: @Knice Oh! I thought she was masochistically macing herself!
 Bu7Z: Vapenatio just came up as an autocorrect and rendered any comment I was trying to mave irrelevant because... Vapenatio
 Knice: Do you get it? iVape.
Image 199269   08-24-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
370
 
 Mad Collager: Dog: "I'm from the government. I'm here to help."
 Bu7Z: Cool zen garden.
Image 199268   08-24-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
526
 
 crappypants: indeed @Robespierre!!!
 a robot: @VoR You made a gross creepy comment a little better here
 VoR: @Robespierre he has one pierced.
 Robespierre: Visualize those nipples right about now.
 Meow: the hypothermia was worth it for this quirky facebook cover photo
Image 199267   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Image 199266 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by caitelyn. You have brought shame on us, caitelyn.
Score:
1073
 
 tib gubb: they are ants
 Borkf: @fanny England isn't that bad once you get used to them. Better than big intersections.
 Quackzy: Luckily there are hospitals every other block @fanny
 Robespierre: Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town.
 Bu7Z: Ha! My kids had these mats
 fanny: I could never survive in a place with so many roundabouts
 Off Topic: Didn't really think it looked like that.
 Ihminen: I can see my matchbox lamborghini countach from here!
Image 199265   08-24-17   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
260
 
 Felicity: Over 90 Billion Woked
 tib gubb: *sigh*
 Donut: McRib Uber Alles
 Wet farts: No it's not.
 Robespierre: When did this happen? This is a downright Trumpian utterance.
 ASTER: [2 minutes later] We are sorry to the lgbt community for saying that eating enough Big Macs made Ronald McDonald transgender.
Image 199264   08-24-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
615
 
 El hefe: 3D printed
 karmakat: KOBE BEEF! BEST ONE IN THE WORLD!
 VoR: Meat me!
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward Wilford Brimley just called - he's on his way over.
 Dr Awkward: Mmm, Diabetic Beef
 Borkf: This stuff is Way-gu expensive,
 FabricMan: How modern and progressive!
 Wet farts: $$$$$
 Bu7Z: Oh my god you delicious animal
 tib gubb: against the grain... against the grain!
 Knice: Ew.
Image 199263   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
628
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Air Biscuit: I'm still happy they make you turn them off. I've spent enough time overhearing people describe in public, in great detail, the butthole surgery they had last week when I'm on the ground. I don't need to hear it while flying too.
 Air Biscuit: Pretty sure everything on an aircraft operates well below cell phone/wifi operating frequencies.
 SharkysMachine: @Bu7Z I remember this too... They used the filings inside to make thermite
 Mad Collager: @fanny Only after drawing a dirty picture of the flight attendant.
 fanny: so, did he turn it off?
 Bu7Z: @Koopa wait.. What was the to show... Or movie... Where they opened up a whole bunch of etchasketch... To make a bomb... Or was it breaking bad, making meth... Or that bomb he made... Dammit... Memory... Something...
 Koopa: I don't blame him, the material in that thing could probably spark up an explosion if lit in the right way.
 Zampano: I can see how in the 1970's this may be confused with a device, but in 2017 when everyone has ipods and other "super-computers" in the palm of their hands?
 Bu7Z: Plot twist, the kid is an android and his electromagnetic emissions fuck up the planes auto pilot and everyone dies.
Image 199262   08-24-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
670
 
 Queen K: Dream big
 Mad Collager: Someday, someday...
 Bu7Z: @Felicity They have copyright on the exact shade of red. As defined by Pantone, cmyk, and rgb. So you're probably right.
 Felicity: I wonder if thats Russian Coca-Cola. The font and colours are right...
 Robespierre: Noble beast.
 Bu7Z: Regal AF
Image 199261   08-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
618
 
 Felicity: The Blue Raja, as a cat
 Mad Collager: @Robespierre Sikh (or Google) and ye shall find.
 Robespierre: @Mad Collager Chic, or sikh?
 Mad Collager: Cat is looking really sheikh!
 Otterman: @a robot I miss Phil Hartman
 Bu7Z: Mystic AF
 a robot: Mecca lecca hi, mecca kitty ho
Image 199260   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
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