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210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

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3. Dr Awkward
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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205



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NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
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10. Religion X: 1084 points
11. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
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Score:
297
 
 addend: "It's for yOU..."
 Hosebag: It maces people when they video in portrait mode!
 Lantry: Maybe it automatically maces you when you take a selfie
 VoR: @Knice Ah. I assumed Mace
 Robespierre: Samsung? The new 8 Note?
 Mad Collager: @Knice Oh! I thought she was masochistically macing herself!
 Bu7Z: Vapenatio just came up as an autocorrect and rendered any comment I was trying to mave irrelevant because... Vapenatio
 Knice: Do you get it? iVape.
Image 199269   08-24-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
370
 
 Mad Collager: Dog: "I'm from the government. I'm here to help."
 Bu7Z: Cool zen garden.
Image 199268   08-24-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
526
 
 crappypants: indeed @Robespierre!!!
 a robot: @VoR You made a gross creepy comment a little better here
 VoR: @Robespierre he has one pierced.
 Robespierre: Visualize those nipples right about now.
 Meow: the hypothermia was worth it for this quirky facebook cover photo
Image 199267   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Image 199266 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by caitelyn. Your image was bad, caitelyn.
Score:
1055
 
 tib gubb: they are ants
 Borkf: @fanny England isn't that bad once you get used to them. Better than big intersections.
 Quackzy: Luckily there are hospitals every other block @fanny
 Robespierre: Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town.
 Bu7Z: Ha! My kids had these mats
 fanny: I could never survive in a place with so many roundabouts
 Off Topic: Didn't really think it looked like that.
 Ihminen: I can see my matchbox lamborghini countach from here!
Image 199265   08-24-17   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
260
 
 Felicity: Over 90 Billion Woked
 tib gubb: *sigh*
 Donut: McRib Uber Alles
 Wet farts: No it's not.
 Robespierre: When did this happen? This is a downright Trumpian utterance.
 ASTER: [2 minutes later] We are sorry to the lgbt community for saying that eating enough Big Macs made Ronald McDonald transgender.
Image 199264   08-24-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
615
 
 El hefe: 3D printed
 karmakat: KOBE BEEF! BEST ONE IN THE WORLD!
 VoR: Meat me!
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward Wilford Brimley just called - he's on his way over.
 Dr Awkward: Mmm, Diabetic Beef
 Borkf: This stuff is Way-gu expensive,
 FabricMan: How modern and progressive!
 Wet farts: $$$$$
 Bu7Z: Oh my god you delicious animal
 tib gubb: against the grain... against the grain!
 Knice: Ew.
Image 199263   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
628
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Air Biscuit: I'm still happy they make you turn them off. I've spent enough time overhearing people describe in public, in great detail, the butthole surgery they had last week when I'm on the ground. I don't need to hear it while flying too.
 Air Biscuit: Pretty sure everything on an aircraft operates well below cell phone/wifi operating frequencies.
 SharkysMachine: @Bu7Z I remember this too... They used the filings inside to make thermite
 Mad Collager: @fanny Only after drawing a dirty picture of the flight attendant.
 fanny: so, did he turn it off?
 Bu7Z: @Koopa wait.. What was the to show... Or movie... Where they opened up a whole bunch of etchasketch... To make a bomb... Or was it breaking bad, making meth... Or that bomb he made... Dammit... Memory... Something...
 Koopa: I don't blame him, the material in that thing could probably spark up an explosion if lit in the right way.
 Zampano: I can see how in the 1970's this may be confused with a device, but in 2017 when everyone has ipods and other "super-computers" in the palm of their hands?
 Bu7Z: Plot twist, the kid is an android and his electromagnetic emissions fuck up the planes auto pilot and everyone dies.
Image 199262   08-24-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
670
 
 Queen K: Dream big
 Mad Collager: Someday, someday...
 Bu7Z: @Felicity They have copyright on the exact shade of red. As defined by Pantone, cmyk, and rgb. So you're probably right.
 Felicity: I wonder if thats Russian Coca-Cola. The font and colours are right...
 Robespierre: Noble beast.
 Bu7Z: Regal AF
Image 199261   08-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
618
 
 Felicity: The Blue Raja, as a cat
 Mad Collager: @Robespierre Sikh (or Google) and ye shall find.
 Robespierre: @Mad Collager Chic, or sikh?
 Mad Collager: Cat is looking really sheikh!
 Otterman: @a robot I miss Phil Hartman
 Bu7Z: Mystic AF
 a robot: Mecca lecca hi, mecca kitty ho
Image 199260   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
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