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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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Score:
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 Air Biscuit: And then she melted because you need some really harsh chemicals to properly clean rims.
 Dr Awkward: heh heh... bewbs
 Bu7Z: @funny in the wall "sorry hubby, no room in the tub for you, gotta wash the wheels" does that make it easier?
 Science: @Knice: I want to + you over and over again.
 funny in the wall: i'm torn. fetishizing car shit is dumb but tub time with a pretty lady is awesome...
 DarkTeddy: She cheats on you with car parts?
 Mad Collager: She seems like the clean, soft-spoken type. You should get wire wheels.
 Mad Collager: @Knice Eeeewwwwww! Pluses anyway!
 Knice: An ideal spouse knows how to perform a proper rimjob. This ain't it.
Image 199258   08-24-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
1201
 
 Quackzy: 2/10 eyes are too close together
 Bu7Z: I keep coming back, can't RAD this image enough.
 funny in the wall: @Warrax it's two also two syllables and I do not think they actually rhyme anything with "tiger"
 Warrax: I would have a good comment for this if Survivor had written a follow up song called "Eye of the Falcon."
 Knice: If your girl will do this, go ahead and stock up on some glass eyeballs.
Image 199257   08-24-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
276
 
 Robespierre: More eclipse madness - this could go on for months. Although I must admit that I rather like this one.
 White Rice: @Ulillillia what the? Are you naked in that box?!?
 Ulillillia: Snaaaaake!
 Mad Collager: So, as long as I put this box on my head, and aim the pinhole at the sun, nobody can see me, right?
 Christina: This cosplay of Interstellar seems good enough.
 White Rice: "Marco!"..."Polo!"..."Marco!"..."Polo!"..."Marco!"..."Poloooooooo!"..."Marco!"..."Marco?"
Image 199256   08-24-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
940
 
 trelyate: ooh, free samples
 Bu7Z: I can't believe it's not grass
 DarkTeddy: Ill have the number 3
 A duck: Radgoat
 Mad Collager: Sushi for goats
 PenguinBartender: @Sage D'oh
 White Rice: @Sage @PenguinBartender goat tested, goat approved.
 Sage: @PenguinBartender Kid tested, Goat approved.
 PenguinBartender: Goat tested, goat-mother approved.
Image 199255   08-24-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
84
 
 Cami: @a spider plan He married his adopted daughter. What rhymes with tuck?
 a spider plan: huh? @Cami!
 Cami: Mia Farrow:. I said TUCK your daughter into bed.
Image 199254   08-24-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
181
 
 Robespierre: @Koopa What are you talking about? You've been 86'd from that bar!
 Koopa: Sorry, Brown. I'm out of gas.
 tib gubb: me every morning.
Image 199253   08-24-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
516
 
 Air Biscuit: This is how you get athletes-clown
 Warrax: He looks nice.
 Butcherboy: Having Curry in the shower
Image 199252   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Image 199251 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Ment Thorp. Your image was bad, Ment Thorp.
Score:
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 bug: Crocopile
 tib gubb: nobody here but us rocks!
 funny in the wall: aggro-pals
Image 199250   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
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 Quackzy: I NEED YOU TO GO OUT AND GET EGGS FOR BART
 Yam: Konami's hoping the Simpsons/Silent Hill mashup will bring them back from the brink.
 Science: 0 ALL ANIMALS CAN SCREAM
 Science: 0 HAIL HAIL MOON GOD 0 PUT IN THE EYE HOLE
 Robespierre: @Ihminen THE COW! THE COW!
 Knice: @Ihminen I'm cracking up over this. :'-D
 Ihminen: HOMAR! AM WIFE
Image 199249   08-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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