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228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

228216  BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea

228218  BavidDowie: Tackies!

228250  Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?

228246  BavidDowie: Humpty Derrida-mpty

228250  BavidDowie: Oh so lonesome for you

228254  BavidDowie: Dorm slip n slide?

228256  Ulillillia: Grocer's Non-apostrophe

228183  glenalec: Please explain?

228183  well duh: Given the news timeline, and the relatively fresh appearance, but also the lack of "rashy-looking fresh tattoo skin", I'm hoping this is a 'shopped image. If not, I will have a strong desire to track down both the tattooer and tattooee and punch them both square in the genitals.

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228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?



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Score:
400
 
 Air Biscuit: And then she melted because you need some really harsh chemicals to properly clean rims.
 Dr Awkward: heh heh... bewbs
 Bu7Z: @funny in the wall "sorry hubby, no room in the tub for you, gotta wash the wheels" does that make it easier?
 Science: @Knice: I want to + you over and over again.
 funny in the wall: i'm torn. fetishizing car shit is dumb but tub time with a pretty lady is awesome...
 DarkTeddy: She cheats on you with car parts?
 Mad Collager: She seems like the clean, soft-spoken type. You should get wire wheels.
 Mad Collager: @Knice Eeeewwwwww! Pluses anyway!
 Knice: An ideal spouse knows how to perform a proper rimjob. This ain't it.
Image 199258   08-24-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
1201
 
 Quackzy: 2/10 eyes are too close together
 Bu7Z: I keep coming back, can't RAD this image enough.
 funny in the wall: @Warrax it's two also two syllables and I do not think they actually rhyme anything with "tiger"
 Warrax: I would have a good comment for this if Survivor had written a follow up song called "Eye of the Falcon."
 Knice: If your girl will do this, go ahead and stock up on some glass eyeballs.
Image 199257   08-24-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
276
 
 Robespierre: More eclipse madness - this could go on for months. Although I must admit that I rather like this one.
 White Rice: @Ulillillia what the? Are you naked in that box?!?
 Ulillillia: Snaaaaake!
 Mad Collager: So, as long as I put this box on my head, and aim the pinhole at the sun, nobody can see me, right?
 Christina: This cosplay of Interstellar seems good enough.
 White Rice: "Marco!"..."Polo!"..."Marco!"..."Polo!"..."Marco!"..."Poloooooooo!"..."Marco!"..."Marco?"
Image 199256   08-24-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
940
 
 trelyate: ooh, free samples
 Bu7Z: I can't believe it's not grass
 DarkTeddy: Ill have the number 3
 A duck: Radgoat
 Mad Collager: Sushi for goats
 PenguinBartender: @Sage D'oh
 White Rice: @Sage @PenguinBartender goat tested, goat approved.
 Sage: @PenguinBartender Kid tested, Goat approved.
 PenguinBartender: Goat tested, goat-mother approved.
Image 199255   08-24-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
84
 
 Cami: @a spider plan He married his adopted daughter. What rhymes with tuck?
 a spider plan: huh? @Cami!
 Cami: Mia Farrow:. I said TUCK your daughter into bed.
Image 199254   08-24-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
181
 
 Robespierre: @Koopa What are you talking about? You've been 86'd from that bar!
 Koopa: Sorry, Brown. I'm out of gas.
 tib gubb: me every morning.
Image 199253   08-24-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
516
 
 Air Biscuit: This is how you get athletes-clown
 Warrax: He looks nice.
 Butcherboy: Having Curry in the shower
Image 199252   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Image 199251 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Ment Thorp. Your image was bad, Ment Thorp.
Score:
380
 
 bug: Crocopile
 tib gubb: nobody here but us rocks!
 funny in the wall: aggro-pals
Image 199250   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
712
 
 Quackzy: I NEED YOU TO GO OUT AND GET EGGS FOR BART
 Yam: Konami's hoping the Simpsons/Silent Hill mashup will bring them back from the brink.
 Science: 0 ALL ANIMALS CAN SCREAM
 Science: 0 HAIL HAIL MOON GOD 0 PUT IN THE EYE HOLE
 Robespierre: @Ihminen THE COW! THE COW!
 Knice: @Ihminen I'm cracking up over this. :'-D
 Ihminen: HOMAR! AM WIFE
Image 199249   08-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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