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258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

258731  sparename: Books Fizz..

258750  Mr. Whiskers: Not all Americans are dumb. Some of us are just fat.

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258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258568 VoR: Super glue

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy



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Score:
567
 
 funny in the wall: that's called sleep apnea... i've had it.
 DarkTeddy: Yup thats how i felt this morning. God damn wisdom chompers extractions.
 El Barto: Feels bad.
 jochenau: When you wake up after sleeping for 8 minutes and you know your brain isn't going to let you fall asleep again until an hour before you have to wake up.
 Mad Collager: @Not A Bot But at least you got it right, eventually.
 Dresdenkeogh: I did only sleep eight minutes
 Not A Bot: Soo... one of the things I was responsible for back on the ship was playing movie that was shown on our one channel. Everyday at breakfast, for six months, I played Groundhog Day. Everyday I swore I wouldn't do it again.
 Zampano: hey, thats me every morning
 ignatz: Well it is 5am.. often not long after my bedtime
Image 199239   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
465
 
 PenguinBartender: "Silent Hill? It's that way, yep, just down that hill." (She seemed nice)
 Bluetocracy: Edwina Scissorfeet? Meet Edward Scissorhands. I'm sure you two will have a lot to talk about.
 Zampano: at first i thought maybe it was concept art for the ring wraiths in Lord of the Rings. But as it turns out Alfred Kubin did it at the beginning of the 1900's.
Image 199238   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
613
 
 jimbiscuit: @dangerkeith3000... Nah, white plastic!
 entropy: Black metal chair
Image 199237   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
950
 
 a robot: Truly it was the blurst of times.
 sparename: Self Hartlepoolisation
 Mad Collager: @Science Yeah, I knew they didn't really run off cliffs the way most people think, though making that clear was tough in my comment. Thanks for the cool story, I had no idea it was a complete fabrication!
 Science: @Mad Collager: Fun fact - the lemming thing is a myth, perpetrated by a Disney nature "Documentary." They couldn't get the lemmings to run off a cliff, so they threw them off. :(
 generic: What's this from? Existentialist Funnies? Futility Weekly?
 Wet farts: Curved yellow fruit for scale
 Mad Collager: @Christina And many of us act like lemmings, but we only think we are. Sheesh! Fooled by lemmings!
 tib gubb: hahaha fuck
 Koopa: Oh, dear.
 Christina: Did you know that humans are the most intelligent animals and the only ones that commit suicide?
 Zampano: seems like a legit response
Image 199236   08-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
548
 
 Queen K: Day 15 and we're still playing the same game of Monopoly
 Teechur: @Science That's ok. They'll get it back tomorrow.
 Science: "Oh God - I appreciate them letting me play, but I hope they don't realize that I have absolutely no concept of money... Also, I ate the thimble."
 PenguinBartender: Rad for Aussie.
 Bu7Z: Mixing wine and cider.... Bad dog!
 Yam: @ignatz I should read before I post.
 Yam: The only banker I trust.
 Psymon: I would like to buy Park Place (to pee on it)
 Ulillillia: "Why you put money in the middle, humans? Now game will take all night"
 Knice: Doggo gonna run shit once he snaps up Borkfwalk and Bark Place.
 Donut: Go directly to jail? Good dogs don't go to jail. This is bullcrap.
 ignatz: ..even if he does look guilty af
 ignatz: At last, a banker we can trust.
Image 199235   08-24-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
166
 
 Bu7Z: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
 Annoying Vegan : I took a leek right in the middle of a Safeway once
 Yam: Clog the leek in the bucket
 Zampano: This is how they grow Crocs?
Image 199234   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
93
 
 Bluetocracy: But officer, it said 'fresh food' right on the sign! I thought I was just getting a snack, but I was really hungry and drank all 12.
 Scoo: Misleading; that was probably brewed weeks, if not months, ago
 Koopa: So if I get sent home from work because I ate food, does that mean I'm in the wrong if I believed false advertising?
 Otterman: Eh, close enough.
 Zampano: MMmmm, this is making hunry for breakfast. see #198765
Image 199233   08-24-17   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
212
 
 Warrax: If u want it? It's 4 sale OK
 Bu7Z: @Mad Collager damn played that card already...
 Bu7Z: ...is my dancing name
 Annoying Vegan : Puffy McFluff Face
 Koopa: Reminds me an awful lot of Super Mario Sunshine and Pianta Village.
 Derp Herpigan: Fluffy puffers.
 Mad Collager: Puffy Fluff is Kim Jong-un's dancing name.
 Yam: flushy push
 sparename: But "Fluffy Pup" is a "Macc Lads" classic track (NSFW, though. NSFAnywhere, really)
Image 199232   08-24-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
166
 
 Ignatius: @Science Durn tootin', podner!
 Science: @Robespierre: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
 celebgate: @Science Are all of your pets called Eric? And don't go breaking out that old saw about how there's nothing so add about that because Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie named Abdul - that was proven false ages ago.
 Science: @Robespierre: What? Eric? Eric the fruitbat?
 Mumbo Dingus: @Science I'll give you sixty quid for the fruit bat.
 Science: And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and...
 Yam: The Holy Handgrenade!
Image 199231   08-24-17   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
300
 
 Shay: Oh wait! I remember him now! It's that tall mofo from the first Men In Black movie!
 jazzjunkie: It's also worth noting that our sense of taste itself is affected by the altitude. Something about evaporating nasal mucus...
 Bu7Z: What's the deal with people miss quoting that standup routine.
 White Rice: @dangerous dave I never really thought about it before, but that all adds up. It also explains why they started always having things you can serve cold without issue (salads, sandwiches, "artisan nut & cheese selections") and those seem to be fine. Damnit, now I'm imagining airline sushi, and no good can come from that.
 matos: Whats the deal with hyphens instead of em-dashes? Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?
 dangerous dave: @Mad Collager Coffee's not terrific for the same reason.
 Mad Collager: @dangerous dave This also explains why tea aficionados can't get a good cup on a flight, as the lower pressure makes the water boil at a lower temperature, hampering the steep.
 dangerous dave: It has to be engineered so that it will cook at a significantly lower temperature because the cabin is only pressurized to 8,000 feet. So everything has to be soggy and full of starch and effectively inorganic in the first place so that it doesn't make anyone sick -- because we can't always count on Jack Striker to be in coach trying to reconcile with his GF Elaine, who happens to be the lead flight attendant, when everyone gets sick from contaminated food. Anything else I can help with?
 WTF: Whooo ARE these people!
 Shay: If Robocop never became a cop, but instead became a standup comedian.
Image 199230   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
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