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257219  FireBreathingMarmot: what shall we say then

257738  Knice: My signature pro-wrestling move.

257281  FireBreathingMarmot: Great color rendition for as old as the media must have been.

256910  Austin: are they all vampires?

257724  Knice: Welcome to Ken's ass--I mean Kansas.

257732  Peter Pantsless: That represents the majority of Facebook posts pretty well, actually

257727  Knice: That's an impressive girth-to-length ratio.

257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

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257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!



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 durian: We must defend the non-special-edition copies with guns if necessary. George Lucas must be stopped
 Austin: Vhs version won't have all that crap lucas added
 PenguinBartender: Dwight Yoakam is watching his fucking Star Wars, and no one's going to fucking stop him.
 Lantry: Sometimes a submachinegun is a real cool hand
 San DoDo: @redmonkey3 and now you can! with 3D printing it's so easy!
 redmonkey3: @WaffleIron - yes, yes i would
 WaffleIron: You wouldn't download an Uzi.
 drilldo: Dare to take him away his precious VHS?
 San DoDo: Sometimes you really have to force people to watch on VHS
 Teechur: Cool hand, Luke.
Image 199216   08-24-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
341
 
 El Barto: Nom nom nom nom nom
 sparename: 'Blackcurrant and Liquorice' that got stuck down the back of the car seat
 redmonkey3: Amethyst
 Dan Tagonistic: Radium
Image 199215   08-24-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
269
 
Comment below (name is optional.)
Image 199214   08-24-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
309
 
 Warrax: Just a little off the top... yea, that'll do. Thanks.
 El Barto: She's only interested in 6-9 of their inches.
 Jonananathan: I'm diggin' up on that all-star cast, y'all. Rick Jason went on to bigger and better things, playing The Lieutenant in that TV show, "Combat."
 tib gubb: still would (as if there was even a doubt)
 Mr. Shine: Little Mermaid reboot is looking Edgy AF
Image 199213   08-24-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
186
 
 Mr Shifty: Just tsunami things
 addend: *Boop*
Image 199212   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
623
 
 El hefe: 32 MB
 Warrax: Star Trek isolinear chip.
 redmonkey3: I'll RAD! almost anything that's neon green
 GTA VII: Tryin to look futuristic, old usb stick?
Image 199211   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
862
 
 tib gubb: choot choot
 PenguinBartender: Yuuuuuuuussssssssssss.
 charlemagne: don't tell the other owls about this
 Teechur: Owl bet he really likes that!
Image 199210   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
512
 
 Dr Awkward: @Mr Bleak Duly appreciated, good sir.
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward A) Yes. B) Yes. C) How could it be worse? D) Yes, if your name is Mugabe.
 Dr Awkward: A) that's a lobster b) Pizza Hut is in Zimbabwe? C) Is Zimbabwean Pizza Hut better than American Pizza Hut? D) are Lobsters readily available in Zimbabwe, a landlocked nation?
 El Barto: Beware! Sea snippas are bottom feeders.
 Phum Munts: That tidepooler is more harmless than most.
 Dresdenkeogh: Chew your foods man
 addend: Looks like someone ordered the special.
 dobbiesdoogs: that must have hurt coming out
Image 199209   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
766
 
 Air Biscuit: "What is in this cigarette?"
 Mad Collager: @fanny Thank you! I wish I could pretend it was a whole-lot of work, but all I had to do was find a higher-resolution image and paste and distort my jpeg to fit.
 fanny: this is awesome!
 Donut: "Hmmmmph...too purple and unrealistic. NEXT!"
 Mad Collager: @Dresdenkeogh Thank you! You might have been there. I had the site up last night at 11:30 (EDT) as I was making this.
 Mad Collager: @a robot Thank you! I was going to link to that for the benefit of Side Boob, and you saved me the trouble. (Is that a new internet game, "I'll link to that"?)
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob I owe it all to your challenge!
 redmonkey3: Well, it would go a long way to explain his paranoia... maybe?
 Side Boob: @Mad Collager Awesome!
 Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.
 Dresdenkeogh: I was there when this was born. Rad af @madcollager
 a robot: WOOOOOO @Side Boob #199105
Image 199208   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
663
 
 Hokie333: Last year, I went to a dentist for the first time in 20 years, and had some 13 fillings done or re-done. I nearly dozed off a few times during the drillings. Dentists got some good shit nowadays.
 Mad Collager: Truth in Advertising laws brutal there.
 Korrok: OW!
 WaffleIron: Yep.
Image 199207   08-24-17   Uploaded by    gggina
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