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249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

249598  Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
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phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (843 points)
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Score:
512
 
 Dr Awkward: @Mr Bleak Duly appreciated, good sir.
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward A) Yes. B) Yes. C) How could it be worse? D) Yes, if your name is Mugabe.
 Dr Awkward: A) that's a lobster b) Pizza Hut is in Zimbabwe? C) Is Zimbabwean Pizza Hut better than American Pizza Hut? D) are Lobsters readily available in Zimbabwe, a landlocked nation?
 El Barto: Beware! Sea snippas are bottom feeders.
 Phum Munts: That tidepooler is more harmless than most.
 Dresdenkeogh: Chew your foods man
 addend: Looks like someone ordered the special.
 dobbiesdoogs: that must have hurt coming out
Image 199209   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
766
 
 Air Biscuit: "What is in this cigarette?"
 Mad Collager: @fanny Thank you! I wish I could pretend it was a whole-lot of work, but all I had to do was find a higher-resolution image and paste and distort my jpeg to fit.
 fanny: this is awesome!
 Donut: "Hmmmmph...too purple and unrealistic. NEXT!"
 Mad Collager: @Dresdenkeogh Thank you! You might have been there. I had the site up last night at 11:30 (EDT) as I was making this.
 Mad Collager: @a robot Thank you! I was going to link to that for the benefit of Side Boob, and you saved me the trouble. (Is that a new internet game, "I'll link to that"?)
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob I owe it all to your challenge!
 redmonkey3: Well, it would go a long way to explain his paranoia... maybe?
 Side Boob: @Mad Collager Awesome!
 Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.
 Dresdenkeogh: I was there when this was born. Rad af @madcollager
 a robot: WOOOOOO @Side Boob #199105
Image 199208   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
663
 
 Hokie333: Last year, I went to a dentist for the first time in 20 years, and had some 13 fillings done or re-done. I nearly dozed off a few times during the drillings. Dentists got some good shit nowadays.
 Mad Collager: Truth in Advertising laws brutal there.
 Korrok: OW!
 WaffleIron: Yep.
Image 199207   08-24-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
457
 
 Air Biscuit: @trelyate most of them are just elabourate ways to launch nukes that happen to also be bipedal tanks
 trelyate: I always wonder why people keep investing in bipedal tanks when they get routinely thrashed by one dude with a rocket launcher.
 Bu7Z: Ugh, I feel a solid snake coming on, I may be in the bathroom for a while.
 Mad Collager: @Aufziehvogel Watch the language. This is a SFW site.
 Mr. Shine: DOKI DOKI?!
 Sage: METAL GEAR?!?
 big butt bum: SNSMH?
Image 199206   08-24-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
306
 
 Dr Awkward: This guy really hates Mondays
 Mad Collager: @addend With all these people swiping right, you suppose Trump owns Tinder? Conspiracy Theory 55678
 Donut: Someone had to catch them all.
 addend: (Swipes... right.)
Image 199205   08-24-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
286
 
 WaffleIron: So while this is obvious on my iPhone it is practically invisible on my 4$ computer monitor.
 redmonkey3: When ?
 DangitBobby: Took me a second
 WaffleIron: No, fuck you!
Image 199204   08-24-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
802
 
 Bu7Z: Darcy got a certificate of attendance...
 butt poop: Why do they make the diplomas bacon-flavoured
 Science: Haha, mine did the same thing!
 addend: @ChubbyBuddy Good boy! Time for a treat.
 ChubbyBuddy: i told him to do it
Image 199203   08-24-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
271
 
 Bu7Z: That one is right next door... @Aufziehvogel
 fink: Bianca du Pris!
 Lantry: Panel 8 is the top of a baby's head
 Vanna: @Himesama : sorry, am I stupid? I meant panel 8,you know Which one.
 hoobleton: @Himesama : not in panel 11...
 Himesama: ...Vaginas? I'm looking at various vaginas right?
Image 199202   08-24-17   Uploaded by    jem
Image 199201 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by GiveMePlus. You have brought shame on us, GiveMePlus.
Score:
258
 
 a robot: I'm sleepy and I know it (I hate myself for this comment)
Image 199200   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
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