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272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272619  hajjpodge: There are only enough loops for one of us, brother.

272626  Prostata: the article in question is thinly veiled transphobia published in 2016 around the time the "bathroom bills" were being debated. so lets just not go there.

272600  hajjpodge: Fisto: "Assume the position."

272621  hajjpodge: Turn the lightning down and these become stills from a horror short.

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

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272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

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Score:
512
 
 au bon pain: @Mr Bleak Duly appreciated, good sir.
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward A) Yes. B) Yes. C) How could it be worse? D) Yes, if your name is Mugabe.
 phil: A) that's a lobster b) Pizza Hut is in Zimbabwe? C) Is Zimbabwean Pizza Hut better than American Pizza Hut? D) are Lobsters readily available in Zimbabwe, a landlocked nation?
 El Barto: Beware! Sea snippas are bottom feeders.
 Phum Munts: That tidepooler is more harmless than most.
 Dresdenkeogh: Chew your foods man
 addend: Looks like someone ordered the special.
 dobbiesdoogs: that must have hurt coming out
Image 199209   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
766
 
 Air Biscuit: "What is in this cigarette?"
 Mad Collager: @fanny Thank you! I wish I could pretend it was a whole-lot of work, but all I had to do was find a higher-resolution image and paste and distort my jpeg to fit.
 fanny: this is awesome!
 Donut: "Hmmmmph...too purple and unrealistic. NEXT!"
 Mad Collager: @Dresdenkeogh Thank you! You might have been there. I had the site up last night at 11:30 (EDT) as I was making this.
 Mad Collager: @a robot Thank you! I was going to link to that for the benefit of Side Boob, and you saved me the trouble. (Is that a new internet game, "I'll link to that"?)
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob I owe it all to your challenge!
 redmonkey3: Well, it would go a long way to explain his paranoia... maybe?
 Side Boob: @Mad Collager Awesome!
 Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.
 Dresdenkeogh: I was there when this was born. Rad af @madcollager
 a robot: WOOOOOO @Side Boob #199105
Image 199208   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
663
 
 Hokie333: Last year, I went to a dentist for the first time in 20 years, and had some 13 fillings done or re-done. I nearly dozed off a few times during the drillings. Dentists got some good shit nowadays.
 Mad Collager: Truth in Advertising laws brutal there.
 Korrok: OW!
 WaffleIron: Yep.
Image 199207   08-24-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
457
 
 Air Biscuit: @trelyate most of them are just elabourate ways to launch nukes that happen to also be bipedal tanks
 trelyate: I always wonder why people keep investing in bipedal tanks when they get routinely thrashed by one dude with a rocket launcher.
 Bu7Z: Ugh, I feel a solid snake coming on, I may be in the bathroom for a while.
 Mad Collager: @Aufziehvogel Watch the language. This is a SFW site.
 Mr. Shine: DOKI DOKI?!
 Sage: METAL GEAR?!?
 big butt bum: SNSMH?
Image 199206   08-24-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
306
 
 The Bees: This guy really hates Mondays
 Mad Collager: @addend With all these people swiping right, you suppose Trump owns Tinder? Conspiracy Theory 55678
 Donut: Someone had to catch them all.
 addend: (Swipes... right.)
Image 199205   08-24-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
286
 
 WaffleIron: So while this is obvious on my iPhone it is practically invisible on my 4$ computer monitor.
 redmonkey3: When ?
 DangitBobby: Took me a second
 WaffleIron: No, fuck you!
Image 199204   08-24-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
802
 
 Bu7Z: Darcy got a certificate of attendance...
 addend: @ChubbyBuddy Good boy! Time for a treat.
Image 199203   08-24-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
271
 
 Bu7Z: That one is right next door... @Aufziehvogel
 fink: Bianca du Pris!
 Lantry: Panel 8 is the top of a baby's head
 Vanna: @Himesama : sorry, am I stupid? I meant panel 8,you know Which one.
 hoobleton: @Himesama : not in panel 11...
 Himesama: ...Vaginas? I'm looking at various vaginas right?
Image 199202   08-24-17   Uploaded by    jem
Image 199201 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by GiveMePlus. We'll pray for you, GiveMePlus.
Score:
258
 
 a robot: I'm sleepy and I know it (I hate myself for this comment)
Image 199200   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
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