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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant



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Score:
512
 
 au bon pain: @Mr Bleak Duly appreciated, good sir.
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward A) Yes. B) Yes. C) How could it be worse? D) Yes, if your name is Mugabe.
 phil: A) that's a lobster b) Pizza Hut is in Zimbabwe? C) Is Zimbabwean Pizza Hut better than American Pizza Hut? D) are Lobsters readily available in Zimbabwe, a landlocked nation?
 El Barto: Beware! Sea snippas are bottom feeders.
 Phum Munts: That tidepooler is more harmless than most.
 Dresdenkeogh: Chew your foods man
 addend: Looks like someone ordered the special.
 dobbiesdoogs: that must have hurt coming out
Image 199209   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
766
 
 Air Biscuit: "What is in this cigarette?"
 Mad Collager: @fanny Thank you! I wish I could pretend it was a whole-lot of work, but all I had to do was find a higher-resolution image and paste and distort my jpeg to fit.
 fanny: this is awesome!
 Donut: "Hmmmmph...too purple and unrealistic. NEXT!"
 Mad Collager: @Dresdenkeogh Thank you! You might have been there. I had the site up last night at 11:30 (EDT) as I was making this.
 Mad Collager: @a robot Thank you! I was going to link to that for the benefit of Side Boob, and you saved me the trouble. (Is that a new internet game, "I'll link to that"?)
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob I owe it all to your challenge!
 redmonkey3: Well, it would go a long way to explain his paranoia... maybe?
 Side Boob: @Mad Collager Awesome!
 Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.
 Dresdenkeogh: I was there when this was born. Rad af @madcollager
 a robot: WOOOOOO @Side Boob #199105
Image 199208   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
663
 
 Hokie333: Last year, I went to a dentist for the first time in 20 years, and had some 13 fillings done or re-done. I nearly dozed off a few times during the drillings. Dentists got some good shit nowadays.
 Mad Collager: Truth in Advertising laws brutal there.
 Korrok: OW!
 WaffleIron: Yep.
Image 199207   08-24-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
457
 
 Air Biscuit: @trelyate most of them are just elabourate ways to launch nukes that happen to also be bipedal tanks
 trelyate: I always wonder why people keep investing in bipedal tanks when they get routinely thrashed by one dude with a rocket launcher.
 Bu7Z: Ugh, I feel a solid snake coming on, I may be in the bathroom for a while.
 Mad Collager: @Aufziehvogel Watch the language. This is a SFW site.
 Mr. Shine: DOKI DOKI?!
 Sage: METAL GEAR?!?
 big butt bum: SNSMH?
Image 199206   08-24-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
306
 
 The Bees: This guy really hates Mondays
 Mad Collager: @addend With all these people swiping right, you suppose Trump owns Tinder? Conspiracy Theory 55678
 Donut: Someone had to catch them all.
 addend: (Swipes... right.)
Image 199205   08-24-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
286
 
 WaffleIron: So while this is obvious on my iPhone it is practically invisible on my 4$ computer monitor.
 redmonkey3: When ?
 DangitBobby: Took me a second
 WaffleIron: No, fuck you!
Image 199204   08-24-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
802
 
 Bu7Z: Darcy got a certificate of attendance...
 butt poop: Why do they make the diplomas bacon-flavoured
 Science: Haha, mine did the same thing!
 addend: @ChubbyBuddy Good boy! Time for a treat.
 ChubbyBuddy: i told him to do it
Image 199203   08-24-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
271
 
 Bu7Z: That one is right next door... @Aufziehvogel
 fink: Bianca du Pris!
 Lantry: Panel 8 is the top of a baby's head
 Vanna: @Himesama : sorry, am I stupid? I meant panel 8,you know Which one.
 hoobleton: @Himesama : not in panel 11...
 Himesama: ...Vaginas? I'm looking at various vaginas right?
Image 199202   08-24-17   Uploaded by    jem
Image 199201 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by GiveMePlus. Your image was bad, GiveMePlus.
Score:
258
 
 a robot: I'm sleepy and I know it (I hate myself for this comment)
Image 199200   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
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