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268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

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2. Side Boob
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4. Dr Awkward
5. ignatz
6. tib gubb
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10. dangerkeith3000



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad



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Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (833 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (802 points)
wolfskin uploaded 268231 (792 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (747 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (731 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (709 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (708 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (703 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 3. Annoying Vegan : 3188 points
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 5. VeeKay: 1717 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. time is wastin: 1642 points
 8. Sydney: 1573 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. Zaxxoff: 1533 points
11. Shay: 1501 points
12. Cyka: 1482 points
13. frenk: 1474 points
14. crappypants: 1439 points
15. fisto: 1419 points
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 The Bees: This guy really hates Mondays
 Mad Collager: @addend With all these people swiping right, you suppose Trump owns Tinder? Conspiracy Theory 55678
 Donut: Someone had to catch them all.
 addend: (Swipes... right.)
Image 199205   08-24-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
286
 
 WaffleIron: So while this is obvious on my iPhone it is practically invisible on my 4$ computer monitor.
 redmonkey3: When ?
 DangitBobby: Took me a second
 WaffleIron: No, fuck you!
Image 199204   08-24-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
802
 
 Bu7Z: Darcy got a certificate of attendance...
 butt poop: Why do they make the diplomas bacon-flavoured
 Science: Haha, mine did the same thing!
 addend: @ChubbyBuddy Good boy! Time for a treat.
 ChubbyBuddy: i told him to do it
Image 199203   08-24-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
271
 
 Bu7Z: That one is right next door... @Aufziehvogel
 fink: Bianca du Pris!
 Lantry: Panel 8 is the top of a baby's head
 Vanna: @Himesama : sorry, am I stupid? I meant panel 8,you know Which one.
 hoobleton: @Himesama : not in panel 11...
 Himesama: ...Vaginas? I'm looking at various vaginas right?
Image 199202   08-24-17   Uploaded by    jem
Image 199201 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by GiveMePlus. Boo, GiveMePlus.
Score:
258
 
 a robot: I'm sleepy and I know it (I hate myself for this comment)
Image 199200   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Image 199199 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by gggina. Boo, gggina.
Score:
159
 
 BaconCake: Yeah, sure ... like Guy Fieri knows anything about good food.
 Mr. Shine: Dingus, Divers, Ding-Dong
 tib gubb: @Sadbot that would be an instant meltdown in any respectable kitchen
 Sadbot: Like, one of my few memories of his show is him digging his ringed, ungloved hands into a prep pan of something and being all "hell yeah, that's my kinda greasy" or something and wondering if the chef just ate the loss and threw it all out.
 tib gubb: philistines!
 Sadbot: Does Guy look like the kind of...guy that makes sure his rings are really clean when he's in your kitchen, touching your stuff?
Image 199198   08-24-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
456
 
 PenguinBartender: @Felicity "I am Hari Seldon!"
 WTF: You are here.
 Side Boob: Rad for "Cosmos"
 Pappy7676: Sagan Speed
 a robot: @Felicity I think this is from Carl Sagan's "Cosmos," which is very rad
 magicmormon: I dont know what this is from, but it would be a pretty fair visualisation of a scene in /Foundations Edge/ by Isaac Asimov
Image 199197   08-24-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
292
 
 mackdaddy: BINGO!
 WTF: Prt!
 sparename: When I go back in time I'm going to make sure that phones and calculators get their numbers the same way up. And then I'll invent something shit but lucrative like Farcebook so that I can build a time-machine
 Bitcoin Burglar: "Hi, my name is Kim vom Wok XVI and I have a problem with this keyboard..."
 discodisco: Oh god! The numbers go left to right, and the letters go down in columns too! This is viscerally upsetting
 Uncle Larry: Ikmoqsvwxyz
 tib gubb: good enough for government work
 Amy Housewine: Latn alphabet abrdged fr effcenc.
 Popsicle Dream: @dobbiesdoogs K.
 dobbiesdoogs: i'd like to buy an "i"
Image 199196   08-24-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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