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254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

254169  brian greene: i would

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2. Side Boob
3. Mad Collager
4. a robot
5. Not A Bot
6. DrNinjaman
7. dangerkeith3000
8. WTF
9. Mr Bleak
10. Mr. Shine



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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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deadwombat uploaded 254032 (891 points)
whaleshark uploaded 253807 (882 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (870 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (843 points)
hoobleton uploaded 253899 (839 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (809 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 254162 (806 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (803 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253717 (786 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 5793 points
 3. Laree: 5035 points
 4. Scoo: 4206 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Gomi Day: 2685 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1855 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. Soviette: 1743 points
13. gulpeg: 1656 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
15. dirtstick: 1609 points
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Score:
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 Bu7Z: All watched over by machines of loving grace.
 El Barto: With fire.
 AceOfSpades: "Immortal"? A machine? Heh.
 Mr. Shine: I can pee in it, for one thing.
 addend: (Shorts random pins on U2.)
 WTF: grilledsloinbacon/MXPn6wcsUmk
 Dr Awkward: #192520 gives the low down on what this is...
 Mexico: I have a garden hose...
 Sadbot: To win against them, become them. Bellator ex machina
 a robot: MWA HA HA
 Ihminen: this shocks the system
 Nope: *looks* this is a calculator.... and the clear button is broken.
Image 199177   08-23-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
127
 
 savvoy: In the old days, cavalry horses were trained to lie on their sides to form firing positions. We don't have horse cavalry anymore, so Dmitri, lie down over here and hold real still.
 BavidDowie: Crazy Stix!
Image 199176   08-23-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
218
 
 spacedawg: This Trump protest looks like it's in trouble.
 Science: "Fire!"
 sparename: "I faarrrrrt in your general direction, M'sieur!"
 BavidDowie: The hardest-corps parkour
 addend: "Hee-YA!"
Image 199175   08-23-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
661
 
 Mr Bleak: But she has a wonderful personality.
 Cyka: Going tl work in the morning..
 mrd0t: Somebody's prom night is about to get weird.
 BavidDowie: m'lalien
Image 199174   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
572
 
 Flarmie: I'm having flashbacks to Toejam & Earl.
 Teechur: MAD Magazine's "Only the Shadow Knows" was always a favorite of mine.
 Dr Awkward: This reality is more interesting. Drugs seem fun.
Image 199173   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
340
 
 arcticfox12x: fill the oceans with concrete
Image 199172   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
417
 
 Donut: No change.
 Dr Awkward: KLIK
 Dr Awkward: KLIK
 Urn BooUrn: "The Bus" is a pretty great absurdist comic. You should read it.
 DarkTeddy: Hate douchebag bus drivers
Image 199171   08-23-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
791
 
 Mad Collager: Aggro-masons, what a bright idea!
 Not A Bot: Somebody get that chimp a Musa acuminata 'cavendish'
 Lantry: Illuminatie
 Dreforian: Rads increasing beyond tolerable levels!
Image 199170   08-23-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
529
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: everything i ever learned.
 Urn BooUrn: aggro-gator.com/
Image 199169   08-23-17   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
123
 
 Urn BooUrn: @Zampano I think one of the hearts says "Bite Me"
 Zampano: what am I missing here? I see that the menu is subject to change without notice.
Image 199168   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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