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268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: The girl should be "Help I'm stuck in a driver's license factory Elaine" and the boy "Robert'); DROP TABLE students;--"
 kornisjon: All in for Brudjet and Brudjetta.
 Hokie333: Niacin and Riboflavin
 Mr Shifty: Bona Petite. Fucking hell.
 augustus: You want bad names? Simple. Boy: "CockBull." Girl: "FuckPig."
 sparename: Go for the Shakespearian (MoV) with Salad-Cream and Salami
 Soaps Pierre: Thalia is a nice name (no m at the end)
 a robot: @Spazstatic You are living the Spaceship dream :D
 jochenau: I'd love to see you name your kid Brexit.
 Quackzy: Name the girl "Dad" and the son "second best"
 Air Biscuit: I still like "yossarian" like the catch 22 character. Wife hates the name tho.
 hajjpodge: I feel very sorry for these children, if real.
 savvoy: Fellatio is a nice, Itallian name
 Suburbanmom: This post definitely has given me brain cancer
 Hokie333: Thalidomide
 zupobaloop: Matricide and Matricidea
 addend: Redact & Redacta.
 fanny: @Spazstatic :) ah i missed those comments. nice :)
 Spazstatic: @fanny also, I've been drinking.
 dangerous dave: All I have to say is, if one of these kids is going to be named "Dudeson" (and it's on the list), then the other kid positively *has* to be named "H.P."
 Spazstatic2: @fanny Oops, wrong one. #199159 This is what happens when you "lose your mind and create a new one"
 Spazstatic: @fanny #199155 I did it for the +
 Lantry: Fanlia and Fanliaa
 fanny: @Spazstatic @Spazstatic2 and what's going on here?!
 fanny: no hate? aww, but Hate and Hatea would be perfect!
 Spazstatic2: @Spazstatic and thing 2
 Spazstatic: How about thing 1
 Mexico: Some foreign countries - Denmark and New Zealand, for example - have databases of approved names. I think the U.S. could benefit from importing this practice.
 grizzly: Emancipation is a pretty name.
 Mr. Shine: Just about ANY Pokemon name would be better than these.
 Teechur: I can accept all of those names except for Glutane. I am intolerant of that one.
 Knice: Knice, Knicea
 Scoo: Pimpley??
 Sadbot: Toe Jam and Earl
 WaffleIron: I'm naming my future child after either a famous author or famous scientist, just like DeForest Kelley's parents, but I've chosen better names than "DeForest"
Image 199155   08-23-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
765
 
 Prostata: "honey I cloned the doggo!"
 Kim: Nice day for a white wedding
 dangerous dave: This clan rally is weird.
 Ihminen: where's our playng cards?
Image 199154   08-23-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
484
 
 WTF: Instructions unclear. Stuck penis in sandwich while it was being toasted.
 NoRagrets: Like you're own personal prostitute? Weird.
 grizzly: That would make you a pimp.
 Niels Bohr: Phrasing dammit!
 Scoo: @Shay She delivers Freaky Fast
 Shay: Your daughter works for Jimmy John's now.
Image 199153   08-23-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
414
 
 Koopa: @a robot Is there anything the Simpsons haven't done? I am most curious as to if there is a definite answer to this.
 Ronick: Always wanted to do this.
 Suburbanmom: Kids are jerks
 Cami: World champion.
 Not A Bot: you're missing the first one from the top row 'legend'
 Mr. Shine: Life hack!
 a robot: Simpsons did it tinyurl.com/…
 savvoy: Just win. It doesn't matter how, in Trump's America.
Image 199152   08-23-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
342
 
 Koopa: Jokes on you, I don't drink coffee. You cannot own me, mug!
 Scoo: I MAKE YOU POOP
 savvoy: Too much blood in my coffestream
Image 199151   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
259
 
 ITS TAPE: I was never *that* happy as a child. That said, it was a simpler, more innocent time.
 Jabberwikket: You were a hotdog when you were a child ?
 DangitBobby: *Eats gun*
 DarkTeddy: Time to learn how to live in the present
 Ulillillia: lmao
 Urn BooUrn: I hate that.
Image 199150   08-23-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
358
 
 arcticfox12x: Yea i usually keep the A/C on 53
 Spazstatic: Tropical regions: boxers and a fan. Gotta keep it classy when company is around.
 Mr. Butt: @Ihminen Accurate. And its's even better if you're sleeping next to someone.
 Ihminen: I actually find it more comfy to sleep in a cold room... something about it making the blanket even better
Image 199149   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
490
 
 Koopa: @Shay In this case, the void will eventually stare back in a solid state, unfortunately.
 Shay: When you stare into the void...
 sparename: Happiness - it's the dog's bollocks!
Image 199148   08-23-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Image 199147 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flushpuppy. You have brought shame on us, flushpuppy.
Score:
258
 
 addend: How hard is it? Scantron needs to know.
 savvoy: Pre-sharpened for convenience
Image 199146   08-23-17   Uploaded by    lebron
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