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253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

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 Mr Bleak: The girl should be "Help I'm stuck in a driver's license factory Elaine" and the boy "Robert'); DROP TABLE students;--"
 kornisjon: All in for Brudjet and Brudjetta.
 Hokie333: Niacin and Riboflavin
 Mr Shifty: Bona Petite. Fucking hell.
 augustus: You want bad names? Simple. Boy: "CockBull." Girl: "FuckPig."
 sparename: Go for the Shakespearian (MoV) with Salad-Cream and Salami
 Soaps Pierre: Thalia is a nice name (no m at the end)
 a robot: @Spazstatic You are living the Spaceship dream :D
 jochenau: I'd love to see you name your kid Brexit.
 Quackzy: Name the girl "Dad" and the son "second best"
 Air Biscuit: I still like "yossarian" like the catch 22 character. Wife hates the name tho.
 hajjpodge: I feel very sorry for these children, if real.
 savvoy: Fellatio is a nice, Itallian name
 Suburbanmom: This post definitely has given me brain cancer
 Hokie333: Thalidomide
 zupobaloop: Matricide and Matricidea
 addend: Redact & Redacta.
 fanny: @Spazstatic :) ah i missed those comments. nice :)
 Spazstatic: @fanny also, I've been drinking.
 dangerous dave: All I have to say is, if one of these kids is going to be named "Dudeson" (and it's on the list), then the other kid positively *has* to be named "H.P."
 Spazstatic2: @fanny Oops, wrong one. #199159 This is what happens when you "lose your mind and create a new one"
 Spazstatic: @fanny #199155 I did it for the +
 Lantry: Fanlia and Fanliaa
 fanny: @Spazstatic @Spazstatic2 and what's going on here?!
 fanny: no hate? aww, but Hate and Hatea would be perfect!
 Spazstatic2: @Spazstatic and thing 2
 Spazstatic: How about thing 1
 Mexico: Some foreign countries - Denmark and New Zealand, for example - have databases of approved names. I think the U.S. could benefit from importing this practice.
 grizzly: Emancipation is a pretty name.
 Mr. Shine: Just about ANY Pokemon name would be better than these.
 Teechur: I can accept all of those names except for Glutane. I am intolerant of that one.
 Knice: Knice, Knicea
 Scoo: Pimpley??
 Sadbot: Toe Jam and Earl
 WaffleIron: I'm naming my future child after either a famous author or famous scientist, just like DeForest Kelley's parents, but I've chosen better names than "DeForest"
Image 199155   08-23-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
 Prostata: "honey I cloned the doggo!"
 Kim: Nice day for a white wedding
 dangerous dave: This clan rally is weird.
 Ihminen: where's our playng cards?
Image 199154   08-23-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
 WTF: Instructions unclear. Stuck penis in sandwich while it was being toasted.
 NoRagrets: Like you're own personal prostitute? Weird.
 grizzly: That would make you a pimp.
 Niels Bohr: Phrasing dammit!
 Scoo: @Shay She delivers Freaky Fast
 Shay: Your daughter works for Jimmy John's now.
Image 199153   08-23-17   Uploaded by    balloon
 Koopa: @a robot Is there anything the Simpsons haven't done? I am most curious as to if there is a definite answer to this.
 Ronick: Always wanted to do this.
 Suburbanmom: Kids are jerks
 Cami: World champion.
 Not A Bot: you're missing the first one from the top row 'legend'
 Mr. Shine: Life hack!
 a robot: Simpsons did it…
 savvoy: Just win. It doesn't matter how, in Trump's America.
Image 199152   08-23-17   Uploaded by    fatman
 Koopa: Jokes on you, I don't drink coffee. You cannot own me, mug!
 savvoy: Too much blood in my coffestream
Image 199151   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
 ITS TAPE: I was never *that* happy as a child. That said, it was a simpler, more innocent time.
 Jabberwikket: You were a hotdog when you were a child ?
 DangitBobby: *Eats gun*
 DarkTeddy: Time to learn how to live in the present
 Ulillillia: lmao
 Urn BooUrn: I hate that.
Image 199150   08-23-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
 arcticfox12x: Yea i usually keep the A/C on 53
 Spazstatic: Tropical regions: boxers and a fan. Gotta keep it classy when company is around.
 Mr. Butt: @Ihminen Accurate. And its's even better if you're sleeping next to someone.
 Ihminen: I actually find it more comfy to sleep in a cold room... something about it making the blanket even better
Image 199149   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
 Koopa: @Shay In this case, the void will eventually stare back in a solid state, unfortunately.
 Shay: When you stare into the void...
 sparename: Happiness - it's the dog's bollocks!
Image 199148   08-23-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Image 199147 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flushpuppy. We'll pray for you, flushpuppy.
 addend: How hard is it? Scantron needs to know.
 savvoy: Pre-sharpened for convenience
Image 199146   08-23-17   Uploaded by    lebron
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