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257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

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257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (778 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (768 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (756 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 257239 (753 points)


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 5. Amy Housewine: 2780 points
 6. Side Boob: 2502 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
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10. Mr. Shine: 1998 points
11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. rip odb: 1663 points
15. RzK: 1628 points
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Score:
356
 
 Fiveninety: cmd+a, cmd+del, opt+shft+cmd+del
 LancesLeftNut: I hope that hard drive fails. And then I hope he brings it to me and tells me about how frigging important every one of those files were to the company, so I can just laugh in his damn face and ask him if he read any of the messages I send out twice a year telling the sheep to not save things on their desktop, use the server instead. Then I will watch him weep. Also - I'll bang his wife.
 Fancy Clown: My colleague is arguably worse
 shipotle: I like to access everything through my desktop, but I have a rule that I dont use up more than 50% of it
 Lantry: Young man, you are grounded until you clean up your desktop! And don't just shove it all in My Documents again!
 Zampano: I have minor OCD. I keep my desktop blank, and my start menu as bare bones and simplified as possible. This almost makes me cringe...
 Mr. Shine: As a computer technician, this makes me insanely angry.
 karmakat: talk about a MESS!
Image 199098   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
418
 
 Mr Shifty: Funny looking dental technician. Mind you, funny looking dental patient.
 PornoPedler: "Pick me like your French toothpicks."
 tib gubb: @Aufziehvogel nah, i like to be a good sport with the switcherino system
 karmakat: get the ones in the back this time, please.
 Liar tuck: @tib gubb : you didn't write "chompers", right? Ha ha
 tib gubb: hold still, you got something stuck in your chompers
Image 199097   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
543
 
 a robot: How is the cat holding the glass?
 Emoji: @Rev80 Never Do Catnip Alone Because Now Theres Catnip for Humans
 Rev80: My cat has moved on to smoking an ounce of catnip per week.
 funny in the wall: more interested in spilling than drinking, trust me
 Christina: Good company for drinking.
Image 199096   08-23-17   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
397
 
 Lantry: Yoga? More like Doga
 karmakat: it's yoga, so what?
 Christina: Stretching.
 macrocosm: He's awaiting a visit from Tony Little.
Image 199095   08-23-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
331
 
 Amy Housewine: @funny in the wall @karmakat @Robespierre @Knice I think they're quite cute.
 DrinkMixMan: Deep Dream is refining its algorithms I see
 Not A Bot: The doge can do much science
 Rev80: Not just lips and buttholes
 karmakat: i am OFF sausages for EVER!
 Mextreme Enchirito: @funny in the wall @Amy Housewine Whichever, or rather WHATever, they're hideous.
 funny in the wall: @Amy Housewine Slothages
 Knice: I'm too horrified to pun.
 Amy Housewine: Stoatages.
Image 199094   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
787
 
 karmakat: but...but...I am HERE!
 El Barto: @funny in the wall Those crafty bastards.
 funny in the wall: @Side Boob be careful, most of them turn out to be cats in disguise
 Slickbrew: The young ones taste so delicious.
 Side Boob: Dammit! Now I want a kitten or two
Image 199093   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
596
 
 skittles: "Heh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh..!" (He always cracks up during the Dog Park segment of AFV)
Image 199092   08-23-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Image 199091 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by phailsauce. We'll pray for you, phailsauce.
Score:
164
 
 XLY: @Christina "A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie" - that yellow and black text for ants
 Christina: Way do that to a book?
 Hippitus Hoppitus: @Aufziehvogel We always called them bier diapers.
 silver: The single sheets can be used as a drop catcher on a beer glass.
Image 199090   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
620
 
 originaluser: @drtofu hahahahah
 Borkf: This isn't how Venn diagrams work.
 grizzly: @drtofu I am also unaware of Sir Mix-a-lots lumberjacking skills.
 Scoo: You're making some pretty strong ass-umptions about Washington
 drtofu: But maybe GW also liked big butts?
Image 199089   08-23-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
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