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210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

210071  Korrok: Kinky...

210123  Rembo Prundus: Who's that asshole that jumped on his back?

210087  Christina: I like this kind of buhnana.

210088  Christina: @Side Boob Horizontal is "across"; vertical is "down". You're welcome.

209988  funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

210057  Mr. Butt: ok.

210085  chhumphrey: @Knice and diabetes

210089  Christina: ( .)(. )

210089  chhumphrey: shouldn't it be "Redrah Eid"?

210095  Christina: None of those will happen.

210092  chhumphrey: Elton John's uncredited flop

210078  Mr. Butt: I didn't think the image was that funny, but its score was over 300 when I arrived and I just wanted to fit in.

210093  chhumphrey: Where are the 3D chess pieces?

210097  Christina: I like books.

210094  chhumphrey: Hopefully that garbage truck was full of fertilizer

210099  Christina: Nice pupper.

210095  chhumphrey: Only if you're into post-apocalyptic Sci-Fi

210122  fullofwind: Not college, but places.

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209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

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210107 chhumphrey: If you've ever been stranded in an airport you know you're bound to see at least two strange things. This counts as one.

209988 funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

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Score:
356
 
 Fiveninety: cmd+a, cmd+del, opt+shft+cmd+del
 LancesLeftNut: I hope that hard drive fails. And then I hope he brings it to me and tells me about how frigging important every one of those files were to the company, so I can just laugh in his damn face and ask him if he read any of the messages I send out twice a year telling the sheep to not save things on their desktop, use the server instead. Then I will watch him weep. Also - I'll bang his wife.
 Fancy Clown: My colleague is arguably worse
 Felicity: I like to access everything through my desktop, but I have a rule that I dont use up more than 50% of it
 Lantry: Young man, you are grounded until you clean up your desktop! And don't just shove it all in My Documents again!
 Zampano: I have minor OCD. I keep my desktop blank, and my start menu as bare bones and simplified as possible. This almost makes me cringe...
 Mr. Shine: As a computer technician, this makes me insanely angry.
 karmakat: talk about a MESS!
Image 199098   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
418
 
 Mr Shifty: Funny looking dental technician. Mind you, funny looking dental patient.
 Robespierre: "Pick me like your French toothpicks."
 tib gubb: @Aufziehvogel nah, i like to be a good sport with the switcherino system
 karmakat: get the ones in the back this time, please.
 Aufziehvogel: @tib gubb : you didn't write "chompers", right? Ha ha
 tib gubb: hold still, you got something stuck in your chompers
Image 199097   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
543
 
 a robot: How is the cat holding the glass?
 Felicity: @Rev80 Never Do Catnip Alone Because Now Theres Catnip for Humans
 Rev80: My cat has moved on to smoking an ounce of catnip per week.
 funny in the wall: more interested in spilling than drinking, trust me
 Christina: Good company for drinking.
Image 199096   08-23-17   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
397
 
 Lantry: Yoga? More like Doga
 karmakat: it's yoga, so what?
 Christina: Stretching.
 Robespierre: He's awaiting a visit from Tony Little.
Image 199095   08-23-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
331
 
 Amy Housewine: @funny in the wall @karmakat @Robespierre @Knice I think they're quite cute.
 DrinkMixMan: Deep Dream is refining its algorithms I see
 Not A Bot: The doge can do much science
 Rev80: Not just lips and buttholes
 karmakat: i am OFF sausages for EVER!
 Robespierre: @funny in the wall @Amy Housewine Whichever, or rather WHATever, they're hideous.
 funny in the wall: @Amy Housewine Slothages
 Knice: I'm too horrified to pun.
 Amy Housewine: Stoatages.
Image 199094   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
763
 
 karmakat: but...but...I am HERE!
 El Barto: @funny in the wall Those crafty bastards.
 funny in the wall: @Side Boob be careful, most of them turn out to be cats in disguise
 Aufziehvogel: The young ones taste so delicious.
 Side Boob: Dammit! Now I want a kitten or two
Image 199093   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
596
 
 Robespierre: "Heh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh..!" (He always cracks up during the Dog Park segment of AFV)
Image 199092   08-23-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
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Score:
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 XLY: @Christina "A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie" - that yellow and black text for ants
 Christina: Way do that to a book?
 Robespierre: @Aufziehvogel We always called them bier diapers.
 Aufziehvogel: The single sheets can be used as a drop catcher on a beer glass.
Image 199090   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
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 originaluser: @drtofu hahahahah
 Borkf: This isn't how Venn diagrams work.
 grizzly: @drtofu I am also unaware of Sir Mix-a-lots lumberjacking skills.
 Scoo: You're making some pretty strong ass-umptions about Washington
 drtofu: But maybe GW also liked big butts?
Image 199089   08-23-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
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