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238884  dangerkeith3000: "So sang the choir of Karens"

238840  Micro Jackson: I agree

238849  Micro Jackson: I'm lookin for something in 75 - 80 range

238851  Micro Jackson: I can see your stable from here

238852  Micro Jackson: Classy

238856  Micro Jackson: There you go they are useful for something

238870  Micro Jackson: Not comin' down til you say I'm fabulous

238873  Micro Jackson: It's the thought that counts

238874  Micro Jackson: Mmmmmmmmmm, znak....................

238881  GoGo Robotto: @Hyphae Hey, sorry, but I don't speak pupperish!

238875  Micro Jackson: Fuck this

238876  Micro Jackson: She'll grow out of it

238877  Micro Jackson: Still life with bug

238879  Micro Jackson: Also, he could just completely give up and allow himself to be crucified

238881  Hyphae: @GoGo Robotto Hchanukkahah

238885  Micro Jackson: Cut it out, Tracy!

238886  Micro Jackson: Best performance was when she did not show up at all

238887  Micro Jackson: He's 1/4 wolverine

238856  addend: "Wait a minute, we shouldn't be walking on Abraham Lincoln's face."

238854  dangerkeith3000: That's what HE said.

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238697 Captain Marsupial: Early Borg concept art sucked.

238856 Micro Jackson: There you go they are useful for something

238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

238813 OldKentuckyShark: "Listen to this fart"

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238859 dangerkeith3000: I always found this statue of Jesus describing the size of his penis distasteful.

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

238852 Micro Jackson: Classy

238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238875 Micro Jackson: Fuck this

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 Fiveninety: cmd+a, cmd+del, opt+shft+cmd+del
 LancesLeftNut: I hope that hard drive fails. And then I hope he brings it to me and tells me about how frigging important every one of those files were to the company, so I can just laugh in his damn face and ask him if he read any of the messages I send out twice a year telling the sheep to not save things on their desktop, use the server instead. Then I will watch him weep. Also - I'll bang his wife.
 Fancy Clown: My colleague is arguably worse
 Felicity: I like to access everything through my desktop, but I have a rule that I dont use up more than 50% of it
 Lantry: Young man, you are grounded until you clean up your desktop! And don't just shove it all in My Documents again!
 Zampano: I have minor OCD. I keep my desktop blank, and my start menu as bare bones and simplified as possible. This almost makes me cringe...
 Mr. Shine: As a computer technician, this makes me insanely angry.
 karmakat: talk about a MESS!
Image 199098   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
 Mr Shifty: Funny looking dental technician. Mind you, funny looking dental patient.
 Robespierre: "Pick me like your French toothpicks."
 tib gubb: @Aufziehvogel nah, i like to be a good sport with the switcherino system
 karmakat: get the ones in the back this time, please.
 Liar tuck: @tib gubb : you didn't write "chompers", right? Ha ha
 tib gubb: hold still, you got something stuck in your chompers
Image 199097   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 a robot: How is the cat holding the glass?
 Felicity: @Rev80 Never Do Catnip Alone Because Now Theres Catnip for Humans
 Rev80: My cat has moved on to smoking an ounce of catnip per week.
 funny in the wall: more interested in spilling than drinking, trust me
 Christina: Good company for drinking.
Image 199096   08-23-17   Uploaded by    RzK
 Lantry: Yoga? More like Doga
 karmakat: it's yoga, so what?
 Christina: Stretching.
 Robespierre: He's awaiting a visit from Tony Little.
Image 199095   08-23-17   Uploaded by    trucker
 Amy Housewine: @funny in the wall @karmakat @Robespierre @Knice I think they're quite cute.
 DrinkMixMan: Deep Dream is refining its algorithms I see
 Not A Bot: The doge can do much science
 Rev80: Not just lips and buttholes
 karmakat: i am OFF sausages for EVER!
 Robespierre: @funny in the wall @Amy Housewine Whichever, or rather WHATever, they're hideous.
 funny in the wall: @Amy Housewine Slothages
 Knice: I'm too horrified to pun.
 Amy Housewine: Stoatages.
Image 199094   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 karmakat: but...but...I am HERE!
 El Barto: @funny in the wall Those crafty bastards.
 funny in the wall: @Side Boob be careful, most of them turn out to be cats in disguise
 Slickbrew: The young ones taste so delicious.
 Side Boob: Dammit! Now I want a kitten or two
Image 199093   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Robespierre: "Heh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh..!" (He always cracks up during the Dog Park segment of AFV)
Image 199092   08-23-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Image 199091 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by phailsauce. You have brought shame on us, phailsauce.
 XLY: @Christina "A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie" - that yellow and black text for ants
 Christina: Way do that to a book?
 Robespierre: @Aufziehvogel We always called them bier diapers.
 silver: The single sheets can be used as a drop catcher on a beer glass.
Image 199090   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
 originaluser: @drtofu hahahahah
 Borkf: This isn't how Venn diagrams work.
 grizzly: @drtofu I am also unaware of Sir Mix-a-lots lumberjacking skills.
 Scoo: You're making some pretty strong ass-umptions about Washington
 drtofu: But maybe GW also liked big butts?
Image 199089   08-23-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
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