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221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

221577  waffles: This is why we can't have nice things.

221517  wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535  wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221566  El hefe: There is a companion sign in Ocean City

221576  Alpha Trion: This isn't funny.

221538  wolfpk: Not exactly "a better pizza"

221542  wolfpk: How much do you want to bet that building is a Wal-Mart

221566  Teechur: How far away is Wall Drug?

221545  Turd Ferguson: Wow. That color

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221463 jazzjunkie: Taxonomically speaking, this is a lizard.

221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism



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Score:
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 Fiveninety: cmd+a, cmd+del, opt+shft+cmd+del
 LancesLeftNut: I hope that hard drive fails. And then I hope he brings it to me and tells me about how frigging important every one of those files were to the company, so I can just laugh in his damn face and ask him if he read any of the messages I send out twice a year telling the sheep to not save things on their desktop, use the server instead. Then I will watch him weep. Also - I'll bang his wife.
 Fancy Clown: My colleague is arguably worse
 Felicity: I like to access everything through my desktop, but I have a rule that I dont use up more than 50% of it
 Lantry: Young man, you are grounded until you clean up your desktop! And don't just shove it all in My Documents again!
 Zampano: I have minor OCD. I keep my desktop blank, and my start menu as bare bones and simplified as possible. This almost makes me cringe...
 Mr. Shine: As a computer technician, this makes me insanely angry.
 karmakat: talk about a MESS!
Image 199098   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
418
 
 Mr Shifty: Funny looking dental technician. Mind you, funny looking dental patient.
 Robespierre: "Pick me like your French toothpicks."
 tib gubb: @Aufziehvogel nah, i like to be a good sport with the switcherino system
 karmakat: get the ones in the back this time, please.
 Aufziehvogel: @tib gubb : you didn't write "chompers", right? Ha ha
 tib gubb: hold still, you got something stuck in your chompers
Image 199097   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
543
 
 a robot: How is the cat holding the glass?
 Felicity: @Rev80 Never Do Catnip Alone Because Now Theres Catnip for Humans
 Rev80: My cat has moved on to smoking an ounce of catnip per week.
 funny in the wall: more interested in spilling than drinking, trust me
 Christina: Good company for drinking.
Image 199096   08-23-17   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
397
 
 Lantry: Yoga? More like Doga
 karmakat: it's yoga, so what?
 Christina: Stretching.
 Robespierre: He's awaiting a visit from Tony Little.
Image 199095   08-23-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
331
 
 Amy Housewine: @funny in the wall @karmakat @Robespierre @Knice I think they're quite cute.
 DrinkMixMan: Deep Dream is refining its algorithms I see
 Not A Bot: The doge can do much science
 Rev80: Not just lips and buttholes
 karmakat: i am OFF sausages for EVER!
 Robespierre: @funny in the wall @Amy Housewine Whichever, or rather WHATever, they're hideous.
 funny in the wall: @Amy Housewine Slothages
 Knice: I'm too horrified to pun.
 Amy Housewine: Stoatages.
Image 199094   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
763
 
 karmakat: but...but...I am HERE!
 El Barto: @funny in the wall Those crafty bastards.
 funny in the wall: @Side Boob be careful, most of them turn out to be cats in disguise
 Aufziehvogel: The young ones taste so delicious.
 Side Boob: Dammit! Now I want a kitten or two
Image 199093   08-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
596
 
 Robespierre: "Heh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh..!" (He always cracks up during the Dog Park segment of AFV)
Image 199092   08-23-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Image 199091 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by phailsauce. We'll pray for you, phailsauce.
Score:
164
 
 XLY: @Christina "A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie" - that yellow and black text for ants
 Christina: Way do that to a book?
 Robespierre: @Aufziehvogel We always called them bier diapers.
 Aufziehvogel: The single sheets can be used as a drop catcher on a beer glass.
Image 199090   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
620
 
 originaluser: @drtofu hahahahah
 Borkf: This isn't how Venn diagrams work.
 grizzly: @drtofu I am also unaware of Sir Mix-a-lots lumberjacking skills.
 Scoo: You're making some pretty strong ass-umptions about Washington
 drtofu: But maybe GW also liked big butts?
Image 199089   08-23-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
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