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258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

258496  VoR: I prefer mine furry

258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

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9. Not A Bot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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 afroking: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.
 Wet farts: Tuberculosis. No, wait, that doesn't rhyme at all.
 Mr. Shine: Tuk-tuk
 DrinkMixMan: mukluk
 Bu7Z: Kunt loving mother fucking kunt fuck
 Air Biscuit: Tuck
 NFLitGirl: suck a fuck
 PenguinBartender: n'yuck, n'yuck.
 Bu7Z: Firetruck
 Scoo: Very small rocks
 Ihminen: duck
 Side Boob: Cluck
 Donut: Chuckamuck
 Mexico: muck
 Mexico: puck
 Mexico: tuck
 Mexico: yuck
 a robot: woodchuck
 Gomi Day: @grizzly oh, NOW you've gone and done it.
 grizzly: fuck
 Ulillillia: @a duck
 Mr. Butt: struck
 Mr. Butt: stuck
 Mr. Butt: amok
 Mr. Butt: pluck
 Mr. Butt: schmuck
 Mr. Butt: shuck
 Mr. Butt: cluck
 Mr. Butt: chuck
 Mr. Butt: buck
 Mr. Butt: suck
 Mr. Butt: truck
 Mr. Butt: luck
Image 199040   08-23-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
355
 
 Bu7Z: Worked in retail once... Customer: 'can I by all the cables that come with this laptop?' Me: 'do you have this laptop? What cables did you get with it that you are missing now?' Customer: 'just.. Whatever cables that... Come with it...' Me 'We recently had someone steal one of these laptops. So I have a few cables spare... If you could just detail exactly the cables you had, but have now somehow lost, and could explain how you lost them, I'll sell you them at a good discount and not call the police.' Customer *quietly leaves store*
 Urn BooUrn: Seems like a trick...
Image 199039   08-23-17   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
567
 
 PenguinBartender: Damnit Solid Snake, stop distracting the birds.
 Gomi Day: what... IS this?!
 Urn BooUrn: What is a crow? We just don't know.
Image 199038   08-23-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
205
 
 sparename: Tombstone Gulch
 Mr Shifty: Maybe not THE actual situation the spinal board was invented for but one very like it. *I can't feel my legs*
 Koopa: "Check it out guys, I've learned to SLIDE ON WATER. Who needs a board when you've just got feet?"
Image 199037   08-23-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
295
 
 Teechur: Damn. I shouldn't have looked directly at the eclipse without my dorky eclipse glasses.
 Mad Collager: These clouds are sybiler to another image I've seen...
Image 199036   08-23-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Image 199035 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by p nut. Boo, p nut.
Score:
642
 
 Annoying Vegan : THIS is the happiest story in four words. All pets were adopted.
 Science: Definite RAD for all the pups and kitties getting new homes!
 a robot: Well good!
 Gomi Day: aw, oh.. yay!
Image 199034   08-23-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Image 199033 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by betamax. You have brought shame on us, betamax.
Score:
425
 
 tess: Hot post-kamikaze action!
 SpaceCow: Georgie reports that Pennywise reneged on his campaign promise and down here, none of us float.
 Koopa: Aw, YEAH! Another amazing shot by the SKELETON SQUAD!
Image 199032   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
215
 
 Donut: Fruit..destroy...queen..who..jock...rope a Wal-mart? I need new glasses.
 jochenau: This password brought to you by TIME-WARNER costco THE HOME DEPOT.
 Koopa: This person must have a genius mind, they remember a relic of the past, BestBuy!
Image 199031   08-23-17   Uploaded by    togboat
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