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216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

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9. addend
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.



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grimes uploaded 216013 (625 points)
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 6. Mexico: 1470 points
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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1140 points
11. canada: 1137 points
12. arctic fox: 1122 points
13. PissedOff: 1102 points
14. Extreme Locorito: 1092 points
15. taiko: 1071 points
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Score:
294
 
 Aufziehvogel: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.
 Wet farts: Tuberculosis. No, wait, that doesn't rhyme at all.
 Mr. Shine: Tuk-tuk
 DrinkMixMan: mukluk
 Bu7Z: Kunt loving mother fucking kunt fuck
 Air Biscuit: Tuck
 dangerkeith3000: suck a fuck
 PenguinBartender: n'yuck, n'yuck.
 Bu7Z: Firetruck
 Scoo: Very small rocks
 Ihminen: duck
 Side Boob: Cluck
 Donut: Chuckamuck
 Mexico: muck
 Mexico: puck
 Mexico: tuck
 Mexico: yuck
 a robot: woodchuck
 Gomi Day: @grizzly oh, NOW you've gone and done it.
 grizzly: fuck
 Ulillillia: @a duck
 Mr. Butt: struck
 Mr. Butt: stuck
 Mr. Butt: amok
 Mr. Butt: pluck
 Mr. Butt: schmuck
 Mr. Butt: shuck
 Mr. Butt: cluck
 Mr. Butt: chuck
 Mr. Butt: buck
 Mr. Butt: suck
 Mr. Butt: truck
 Mr. Butt: luck
Image 199040   08-23-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
355
 
 Bu7Z: Worked in retail once... Customer: 'can I by all the cables that come with this laptop?' Me: 'do you have this laptop? What cables did you get with it that you are missing now?' Customer: 'just.. Whatever cables that... Come with it...' Me 'We recently had someone steal one of these laptops. So I have a few cables spare... If you could just detail exactly the cables you had, but have now somehow lost, and could explain how you lost them, I'll sell you them at a good discount and not call the police.' Customer *quietly leaves store*
 Urn BooUrn: Seems like a trick...
Image 199039   08-23-17   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
567
 
 PenguinBartender: Damnit Solid Snake, stop distracting the birds.
 Gomi Day: what... IS this?!
 Urn BooUrn: What is a crow? We just don't know.
Image 199038   08-23-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
205
 
 sparename: Tombstone Gulch
 Mr Shifty: Maybe not THE actual situation the spinal board was invented for but one very like it. *I can't feel my legs*
 Koopa: "Check it out guys, I've learned to SLIDE ON WATER. Who needs a board when you've just got feet?"
Image 199037   08-23-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
295
 
 Teechur: Damn. I shouldn't have looked directly at the eclipse without my dorky eclipse glasses.
 Mad Collager: These clouds are sybiler to another image I've seen...
Image 199036   08-23-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Image 199035 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by p nut. You have brought shame on us, p nut.
Score:
642
 
 Annoying Vegan : THIS is the happiest story in four words. All pets were adopted.
 Science: Definite RAD for all the pups and kitties getting new homes!
 a robot: Well good!
 Gomi Day: aw, oh.. yay!
Image 199034   08-23-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Image 199033 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by betamax. Your image was bad, betamax.
Score:
425
 
 Robespierre: Hot post-kamikaze action!
 SpaceCow: Georgie reports that Pennywise reneged on his campaign promise and down here, none of us float.
 Koopa: Aw, YEAH! Another amazing shot by the SKELETON SQUAD!
Image 199032   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
215
 
 Donut: Fruit..destroy...queen..who..jock...rope a Wal-mart? I need new glasses.
 jochenau: This password brought to you by TIME-WARNER costco THE HOME DEPOT.
 Koopa: This person must have a genius mind, they remember a relic of the past, BestBuy!
Image 199031   08-23-17   Uploaded by    togboat
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