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227443  crazyfingers: @Kaviri What is that supposed to mean

227503  Sadbot: Pot cures Mustang ownership

227461  Jabberwikket: Pineapple, Jalapeno, Mushroom & Black Olive, with the right sauce is excellent

227489  drtofu: You killed my father. Prepare to die!

227491  ThatGuy: IMPROBABLE!

227500  ThatGuy: Illegitimate!

227501  tib gubb: very nice ;)

227501  ThatGuy: Nnnnnnice! #DeepSpace69

227472  addend: Next time on "Maury"!

227489  Jabberwikket: Luigi's warp tunnel took him to GTA

227490  Jabberwikket: "Cake or DEATH!" "I'll have the chicken"

227478  addend: "Yuri, Vlad..., where's Boris?"

227492  Amy Housewine: Eat-a him, like-a da Mario

227479  addend: Until you notice the drool. :(

227481  addend: Then the waiter asked, "Do you want /flies/ with that?"

227501  glenalec: This is fine.

227482  addend: Who broke into my basement?!

227507  glenalec: I bet it smells great in there!

227509  glenalec: This one didn't dig so deep, it appears.

227500  glenalec: Speak up! I didn't hear you!

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1. Robespierre
2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
4. Ulillillia
5. glenalec
6. dangerkeith3000
7. Dr Awkward
8. Mr Bleak
9. Side Boob
10. Scoo



The top ten most commented-on images today:

227340 drtofu: Im. okay with this!

227367 ignatz: @Felicity My Grandma had a convertible Olds, she could put the top down (or up) at 110 mph!

227380 tib gubb: wouldn't be the least surprised if this were an actual thing

227370 becca: @funny in the wall what do you study? That sounds awesome...

227338 Kess: I would so play this if the main character wore assless chaps the whole time.

227357 Felicity: Then you ought to have more tolerance and respect for his freedom to be himself

227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227396 tib gubb: and then it will be delicious

227291 RiderFan: @wolfpk And rain.

227343 Dresdenkeogh: Hold on. I want to cuddle. But I gotta go fast.



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Scoo uploaded 227004 (1611 points)
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cenecia uploaded 227258 (1347 points)
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wootman uploaded 227259 (991 points)
Bagels uploaded 227356 (970 points)
Shay uploaded 227283 (952 points)
jackthesmack uploaded 227372 (881 points)
King Polly uploaded 227136 (853 points)
CompletelyJoking uploaded 227328 (848 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 227241 (845 points)
Mr Mumble uploaded 227358 (840 points)
boxboxbox uploaded 227186 (835 points)
Lemonator uploaded 227266 (832 points)
Bagels uploaded 227236 (829 points)


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 1. Robespierre: 14773 points
 2. Scoo: 4474 points
 3. hat thrab: 3363 points
 4. Not A Bot: 2855 points
 5. Bagels: 2766 points
 6. cenecia: 1910 points
 7. jimbiscuit: 1904 points
 8. MyPasswordAintPassword: 1889 points
 9. berlin: 1795 points
10. King Polly: 1753 points
11. Stephen Milkmus: 1750 points
12. boxboxbox: 1721 points
13. Side Boob: 1677 points
14. mrmaestro: 1656 points
15. gorilla: 1645 points
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Score:
294
 
 Aufziehvogel: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.
 Wet farts: Tuberculosis. No, wait, that doesn't rhyme at all.
 Mr. Shine: Tuk-tuk
 DrinkMixMan: mukluk
 Bu7Z: Kunt loving mother fucking kunt fuck
 Air Biscuit: Tuck
 dangerkeith3000: suck a fuck
 PenguinBartender: n'yuck, n'yuck.
 Bu7Z: Firetruck
 Scoo: Very small rocks
 Ihminen: duck
 Side Boob: Cluck
 Donut: Chuckamuck
 Mexico: muck
 Mexico: puck
 Mexico: tuck
 Mexico: yuck
 a robot: woodchuck
 Gomi Day: @grizzly oh, NOW you've gone and done it.
 grizzly: fuck
 Ulillillia: @a duck
 Mr. Butt: struck
 Mr. Butt: stuck
 Mr. Butt: amok
 Mr. Butt: pluck
 Mr. Butt: schmuck
 Mr. Butt: shuck
 Mr. Butt: cluck
 Mr. Butt: chuck
 Mr. Butt: buck
 Mr. Butt: suck
 Mr. Butt: truck
 Mr. Butt: luck
Image 199040   08-23-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
355
 
 Bu7Z: Worked in retail once... Customer: 'can I by all the cables that come with this laptop?' Me: 'do you have this laptop? What cables did you get with it that you are missing now?' Customer: 'just.. Whatever cables that... Come with it...' Me 'We recently had someone steal one of these laptops. So I have a few cables spare... If you could just detail exactly the cables you had, but have now somehow lost, and could explain how you lost them, I'll sell you them at a good discount and not call the police.' Customer *quietly leaves store*
 Urn BooUrn: Seems like a trick...
Image 199039   08-23-17   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
567
 
 PenguinBartender: Damnit Solid Snake, stop distracting the birds.
 Gomi Day: what... IS this?!
 Urn BooUrn: What is a crow? We just don't know.
Image 199038   08-23-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
205
 
 sparename: Tombstone Gulch
 Mr Shifty: Maybe not THE actual situation the spinal board was invented for but one very like it. *I can't feel my legs*
 Koopa: "Check it out guys, I've learned to SLIDE ON WATER. Who needs a board when you've just got feet?"
Image 199037   08-23-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
295
 
 Teechur: Damn. I shouldn't have looked directly at the eclipse without my dorky eclipse glasses.
 Mad Collager: These clouds are sybiler to another image I've seen...
Image 199036   08-23-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Image 199035 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by p nut. Boo, p nut.
Score:
642
 
 Annoying Vegan : THIS is the happiest story in four words. All pets were adopted.
 Science: Definite RAD for all the pups and kitties getting new homes!
 a robot: Well good!
 Gomi Day: aw, oh.. yay!
Image 199034   08-23-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Image 199033 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by betamax. We'll pray for you, betamax.
Score:
425
 
 Robespierre: Hot post-kamikaze action!
 SpaceCow: Georgie reports that Pennywise reneged on his campaign promise and down here, none of us float.
 Koopa: Aw, YEAH! Another amazing shot by the SKELETON SQUAD!
Image 199032   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
215
 
 Donut: Fruit..destroy...queen..who..jock...rope a Wal-mart? I need new glasses.
 jochenau: This password brought to you by TIME-WARNER costco THE HOME DEPOT.
 Koopa: This person must have a genius mind, they remember a relic of the past, BestBuy!
Image 199031   08-23-17   Uploaded by    togboat
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