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254056  Robespierre: Downright grotesque, and a "Disposable Me" pollutant as well

253834  Passive: I'd wear the fuck out of these

254059  Robespierre: Shit seen

254037  Korrok: Korrok approves.

254042  a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!

254043  a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical

253254  Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!

253260  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Surprisingly, everyone expected them - they gave you a months notice that they were coming...

253262  Mr Bleak: Romanes eunt domus!

253961  necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253964  necronomicon: If my calculations are correct, when this baby his 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious shit

253286  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.

254041  Annoying Vegan : @sparename Cannibal Orphan is my new metal band.

254011  a sedated moose: It's that chalk?

254032  Not A Bot: 'Where's the Lalafells? You promised Lalafells!"

254026  Mad Collager: Well, they both have eggs in them.

254031  Mad Collager: We cannot adjust your volume to the desired level because we have a latitude problem.

254032  Mad Collager: ,,,,,chameleon, ...

254022  Joseph: I ordered two sandwiches yesterday, waited for 45 minutes and never got them then walked out without being angry. It's a store, there's no need to lose your shit just find a better store next time.

254051  Peter Pantsless: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke



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Score:
496
 
 Mr Bleak: Soylent Green reboot looking low budget.
 Skinr: Technically, human children would be analogous to veal.
 DangitBobby: I EHT A BEHBEH!!
 Warrax: Damn autocorrect. It should read "bone in and skin on children's thighs."
 Whatever: Endorsed by thoughtful Republicans everywhere and their special interests
 Beef Supreme: A Modest Proposal at a modest price.
 square44: the other other white meat
 Nope: that's a good price!
Image 198978   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
280
 
 Rat-Butt: Vomit Condom Man...man, anime is weird
 NoOneImportant: Mr Burns, out on a Hallowe'en jape?
Image 198977   08-22-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
399
 
 deathawaits: @Rat-Butt Whoa - you've been dead since 1973?
 Rat-Butt: Kid must have taken a serious head injury to have to wear that helmet...and to want to hang out with Hogan
 Rat-Butt: No, @Robespierre , I am your father.
 Stephen Milkmus: Is that creep why almost every male of a certain age range calls almost every other male "brother"? You're not my brother - knock it off.
 Dr Awkward: @Nope Funny like "Hah Hah" or funny like "what's that smell?"
 Nope: Funny how so many of them turned out to be either dead, racist or horrible.
 Psymon: Ice-Hock-A-Mania is running wild on you, brother!
Image 198976   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
380
 
 Mr Bleak: New taste sensation! Giraffe-on-a-stick available here!
 champeen: Giraffe dentist is smol.
 Skaalar: No. Ees mine now.
 Air Biscuit: @a robot got yer tongue?
 a robot: I was really confused by this image but I looked it up and apparently that small child is feeding a banana to the giraffe, I guess the banana was on a stick. It just looked like something bad was happening at first.
Image 198975   08-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
382
 
 Rat-Butt: Hipsters...
 Dorb: More negative buoyancy!
 DangitBobby: @Cami here i was thinking, " wow, that's a good way to fuck up my entire bike"
 Dr Awkward: My other submarine is a bike
 Cami: Better oil that chain.
Image 198974   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
204
 
 Dr Awkward: @Mad Collager Is that a euphemism? Sounds naughty.
 Mad Collager: @fanny Jeez! The last girl only threw her drink in my face.
 fanny: "When you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I threw you into the fence"
Image 198973   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
277
 
 daisy picker: Never Eat These Three Fruits.
 DangitBobby: New model Bad Dragon looking promising...
 Mad Collager: Mmmmpf! Mmmmmpf! Oh Spikey Ball! No one understands me like you, Spikey Ball! Mmmmmmpf! mmmmmpf!
Image 198972   08-22-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
1088
 
 Rat-Butt: We all have that one friend...
 Amy Housewine: Cat cat hey cat
 trelyate: together, they solve mysteries
 Mr Shifty: This Fallout 4 mod looks fun.
 Jeannie C: Hey Spike, you wanna hang out? We can go to a movie. Whadda you say?
 Jeannie C: Hey Spike, you wanna hang out? We can go to a movie. Whadda you say?
 sparename: But Alice was a hamster... oh wait, is that cat smiling?
 Dr Awkward: Crows and ravens are very smart and total assholes
 Cami: Oscar and Felix.
 Mr. Shine: "Cat & Crow" is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
 Unbathed: Marcel Marcrow
 Teechur: Imprint shmimprint. I think he's just mocking me.
Image 198971   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
223
 
 Annoying Vegan : We know about this
Image 198970   08-22-17   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
578
 
 elronhubard: @dobbiesdoogs Beautiful poops.
 sparename: Frankie Boyle didn't win "Best Joke Of The Fringe" at this year's Edinburgh Festival" but he should've done with - "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book."
 dobbiesdoogs: @DangitBobby "everybody poops, but no one poops like i do, i have the best poops, they're the biggest and smelliest, and they're awesome, you're gonna love 'em"
 DangitBobby: @dobbiesdoogs wasn't sure he made it past "everybody poops"
 Cami: Grabbed the sun by its eclipse.
 Knice: It's not like he could get any more short-sighted.
 Mr. Shine: CNN still phoning it in.
 dobbiesdoogs: still too mature of a program for him to be watching
Image 198969   08-22-17   Uploaded by    DerKirche
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