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258376  VeeKay: Would you like to come to dinner?

258383  VeeKay: Stupid sexy young people with their developed muscles, flexible ligaments and working skeletal structures.

258368  skillet: Throw pillows. Always throw pillows.

258392  Peter Pantsless: @Greifer Is this you?

258386  FabricMan: Minnie was fed to the rancor

258103  UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?

258392  Greifer: He gets it

258369  Greifer: cheesus clean your fingernails already

258385  Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.

258389  Warrax: @Volwen ...yes.

258353  Greifer: prayin... spare me vesuvius!

257429  Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.

257434  Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?

258375  Mr. Shine: *tiny hiss*

258376  Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.

257436  Mr Bleak: Meh. I'm used to it now.

258378  Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258379  Mr. Shine: Hooray for rescued animals! A pox on those who abuse them!

258380  Mr. Shine: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Babylline.

258383  Mr. Shine: She walks that way to confuse her pursuers!

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2. dangerkeith3000
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9. Solemn
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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258378 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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 6. NotHuman: 2247 points
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10. logan: 1762 points
11. Drunk Orc: 1695 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. nathan: 1684 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1668 points
15. Solemn: 1640 points
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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Flamethrowers 101: was not on my curriculum, more's the pity.
 piranharama: @Robespierre May the odds be ever in your favour
 generic: @piranharama I predict a 70% chance of Science - and a 30% chance of Disaster.
 piranharama: Stand back, I am about to attempt SCIENCE
 Quackzy: Somebody was trying to give a PowerPoint on arachnids
 El Barto: @Hosebag Worth it.
 Hosebag: And THAT... was how I got expelled.
 Shay: Special guest teacher: Dr. Ramm A. Stein
Image 198921   08-22-17   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
313
 
 bigASShobo: Regina didn't tell me she was moving - did she leave a forwarding address?
 Teechur: I cannot unsee the eye, mouth, and hand pointing at the compass, perhaps.
 Shay: Que?
 Jabberwikket: That's quite a crooked penis....
 happier: Its like how Popeye would say Regina. Reginask
 Ihminen: is that pen island?
 Dr Awkward: Boys have P.E.I.N.S., girls have Regina.
Image 198920   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
215
 
 Science: @Mr Bleak: "Must have been the previous renter who did it..."
 Mr Bleak: @Science ... and then rewind and return to the rental store, complaining it didn't play well.
 Science: Remember the days when your VCR would eat your favorite movie, completely out of the blue? You going "nononono" as you rushed over and hit the eject button as quickly as you could, and seeing the cassette pop out, trailing tape behind it. Then you'd have to gingerly try to unwrap the tape from the heads as you tried not to break it. Fun times.
 Cami: I bet the channel selector goes ...7, 8, PBS, 10...
Image 198919   08-22-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
469
 
 Dr Awkward: We get it Earth.
 WTF: Prrrrt!
Image 198918   08-22-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
254
 
 joxxuh: Meanwhile, somewhere ESE of Chelebynsk...
Image 198917   08-22-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
439
 
 habbekratz: In every dream home, a stomachache...
 Side Boob: Fucked up if true
Image 198916   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
326
 
 Warrax: Is this my perch or Al's perch?
 Hosebag: It looks just like Uranus.
Image 198915   08-22-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
378
 
 Sadpygmy: Hippies
 Not A Bot: I'd guess cats are just as good at counselling as your average therapist employing reflective practice.
 Cami: I want to stare at her behind but can't for some reason.
 Hosebag: Hey lady, turn off your pants.
Image 198914   08-22-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
133
 
 Kim: I hate when my housemate forgets about their leftovers.
 sir toke a lot: High school pottery project.
 Shay: @Hosebag I don't, but I do remember the Alamo!
 Hosebag: Anyone remember "The Blob"?
 Wooden Spoon: "Water-melon" damn it.
 Wooden Spoon: That's a new switcherino for me: croissants
 Wooden Spoon: This croissants scares me.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: radioactive abomination of ham and croissants more commonly known as a hammermelon.
Image 198913   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
270
 
 Prombom: @tib gubb holy loly
 Uncle Larry: Jump-cut to spacestation
 tib gubb: holy shit, the moon!
Image 198912   08-22-17   Uploaded by    younglink
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