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268885  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made; lessons have been learned.

268897  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ooh! Art of Turkey bean.

268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

268925  VoR: She has a nice smile

268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

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268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

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268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268597 Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
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 Mr Bleak: Flamethrowers 101: was not on my curriculum, more's the pity.
 piranharama: @Robespierre May the odds be ever in your favour
 generic: @piranharama I predict a 70% chance of Science - and a 30% chance of Disaster.
 piranharama: Stand back, I am about to attempt SCIENCE
 Quackzy: Somebody was trying to give a PowerPoint on arachnids
 El Barto: @Hosebag Worth it.
 Hosebag: And THAT... was how I got expelled.
 Shay: Special guest teacher: Dr. Ramm A. Stein
Image 198921   08-22-17   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
313
 
 bigASShobo: Regina didn't tell me she was moving - did she leave a forwarding address?
 Teechur: I cannot unsee the eye, mouth, and hand pointing at the compass, perhaps.
 Shay: Que?
 Jabberwikket: That's quite a crooked penis....
 happier: Its like how Popeye would say Regina. Reginask
 Ihminen: is that pen island?
 effzeeceekay: Boys have P.E.I.N.S., girls have Regina.
Image 198920   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
215
 
 Science: @Mr Bleak: "Must have been the previous renter who did it..."
 Mr Bleak: @Science ... and then rewind and return to the rental store, complaining it didn't play well.
 Science: Remember the days when your VCR would eat your favorite movie, completely out of the blue? You going "nononono" as you rushed over and hit the eject button as quickly as you could, and seeing the cassette pop out, trailing tape behind it. Then you'd have to gingerly try to unwrap the tape from the heads as you tried not to break it. Fun times.
 Cami: I bet the channel selector goes ...7, 8, PBS, 10...
Image 198919   08-22-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
469
 
 Big Beagler: We get it Earth.
 WTF: Prrrrt!
Image 198918   08-22-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
254
 
 joxxuh: Meanwhile, somewhere ESE of Chelebynsk...
Image 198917   08-22-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
439
 
 habbekratz: In every dream home, a stomachache...
 Side Boob: Fucked up if true
Image 198916   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
326
 
 Warrax: Is this my perch or Al's perch?
 Hosebag: It looks just like Uranus.
Image 198915   08-22-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
378
 
 Sadpygmy: Hippies
 Not A Bot: I'd guess cats are just as good at counselling as your average therapist employing reflective practice.
 Cami: I want to stare at her behind but can't for some reason.
 Hosebag: Hey lady, turn off your pants.
Image 198914   08-22-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
133
 
 Kim: I hate when my housemate forgets about their leftovers.
 sir toke a lot: High school pottery project.
 Shay: @Hosebag I don't, but I do remember the Alamo!
 Hosebag: Anyone remember "The Blob"?
 Wooden Spoon: "Water-melon" damn it.
 Wooden Spoon: That's a new switcherino for me: croissants
 Wooden Spoon: This croissants scares me.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: radioactive abomination of ham and croissants more commonly known as a hammermelon.
Image 198913   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
270
 
 Prombom: @tib gubb holy loly
 Uncle Larry: Jump-cut to spacestation
 tib gubb: holy shit, the moon!
Image 198912   08-22-17   Uploaded by    younglink
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