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268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

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4. Dr Awkward
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10. Micro Jackson



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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11. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
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Score:
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 Dank Means: Oh, but of course. Tinky Winky, Laa Laa, and *Po*
 Phum Munts: Is it Poe? I thought it was Ron Jeremy
 Hosebag: Poe will drop your ass like a bad bean-pie.
 VoR: ..one of my kids shouted in a shop at the sight of a teletuby. "Oh look Daddy, its anal!" I had to leave quick...
 VoR: ..one of my kids shouted in a shop at the sight of a teletuby. "Oh look Daddy, its anal!" I had to leave quick...
 Mad Collager: Quoth the raven "Again!, Again!".
 Knice: Quoth the raven: "Uh-oh."
Image 198865   08-22-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
Image 198864 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by space. Boo, space.
Score:
421
 
 watwatwat: @Felicity @Science I meant to address Felicity with my reply.
 AceOfSpades: @Science No, it appears to be the Smith residence - where Mr Ranger and his family live. Talk about disrespect...
 Science: Every morning, this person will walk to their car and wonder why something smells like shit.
 entropy: @Robespierre Maybe its where James Woods and his family live
 Hosebag: Hello insurance company? Yeah, it's me again. OK, check THIS OUT. This time a bear was pleasuring himself on top of my carport, and then.... Hello?
 Porm Munties: That's not The Woods.
 kensin: Nooo! Certainty is dead forever..
 Bill Rye: well that settles that
Image 198863   08-22-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
234
 
 McMuff: same @Amy Housewine?
 Air Biscuit: I hate minions.
 Amy Housewine: The things he has seen.
Image 198862   08-22-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
129
 
 clueful: Old bus seat or bowling alley carpet? You decide!
 falling: New pyjama pattern looking rad.
Image 198861   08-22-17   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
472
 
 In The Pocket: Franken-Rocker at the beach! At the pool! In the outhouse! Take Franken-Rocker EVERYWHERE YOU GO!
Image 198860   08-22-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
707
 
 tib gubb: proof
 UnknownSample: Black Metal Album Art 101
 SomeCanadian: The true villain reveals herself.
 Amy Housewine: Gobbolino.
Image 198859   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
404
 
 Christina: For sofa riders.
 Spazstatic: @Sadbot sounds right. I've also heard Harleys described as "a couch on wheels"
 Sadbot: If Goldwings were being honest
 dragon horn: Barca-Bikes are hideous as sin.
Image 198858   08-22-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
260
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Kumonga! AKA Spiga
 SomeCanadian: @Mr. Butt Giant spiders proliferate best in a vacuum. Also in brains.
 On Spec: If there was a web cam in our garage, I would probably be watching this right about now - spiders bigger than my head.
 Mr. Butt: If US troops pull out of the Middle East, it'll leave a vacuum for giant spiders to proliferate.
Image 198857   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
167
 
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