Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



228336  Robespierre: @Matricii The possibilities are endless.

228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Ulillillia
4. Scoo
5. VeeKay
6. glenalec
7. GoGo Robotto
8. Aufziehvogel
9. wolfpk
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

ping uploaded 228363 (1357 points)
Scoo uploaded 228064 (1283 points)
Scoo uploaded 228074 (1012 points)
Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (982 points)
catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
qazwsx uploaded 228358 (966 points)
Scoo uploaded 228018 (961 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
Scoo uploaded 228077 (939 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Bagels uploaded 227984 (886 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (882 points)
seahawks uploaded 227997 (872 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 15019 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 14081 points
 3. Scoo: 6021 points
 4. Bagels: 4965 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4066 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2316 points
 7. Side Boob: 2260 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2120 points
 9. saluted: 2010 points
10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
12. greg: 1948 points
13. majorchamp: 1947 points
14. adeadcrab: 1922 points
15. guccigucci: 1827 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Warezlock.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 376
Registered users online in past hour: 1953

Average image score (last 24 hours): 344

Total number of comments: 1227207
Total number of images: 228471



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 106511
XP needed for green ranking: 40034
XP needed for yellow ranking: 3039

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
284
 
 Hosebag: Oh hi kid, do you like gladiator movies?
 SomeCanadian: @Donut Spoiler: The dog gets probed.
 Robespierre: @Donut (except the dog)
 Donut: "Hand over the dog and no one gets probed."
 Scoo: "You got a toilet around here?"
 Ihminen: "Hey uh can you tell me where I'd find the nearest embassy for the galactic federatio-"*dog starts barking furiously* "oh I'm sorry uh I'll go now thank you for your time"
Image 198835   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
231
 
 raditzu: another panoramafail photo?
 fakeusername: ugh more like cephalo-bore
 wolfpk: I can only do this trick once
 Nopetology: Standing Turd led his people to amazing heights, They built a casino..
 Mad Collager: No nimbus of your own? Try this neat trick!
Image 198834   08-22-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
351
 
 Yam: Stranger thins
 Ulillillia: Why are you emphazing the 'wh' like that?
 SharkysMachine: In which the demigorgonzola tries to destroy wheat thins foreve
 Derp Herpigan: Must have.
Image 198833   08-22-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
547
 
 Robespierre: Tort-feasor.
 Christina: @Nopetology Auto (+) for not calling a tortoise a turtle.
 Nopetology: Auto-rad for tortoise.
 Mad Collager: You came to the Wrong neighborhood Mother-Fucker! Wait till you see my sucker punch. Wait for it, wait for it...
Image 198832   08-22-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
249
 
 tib gubb: ...for science!
 Nopetology: Fake News! I'm willing to try!
 Rev80: The reverse side says "But it can give birth to stupidity"
 Knice: You sure know how to sweeten a deal, @ignatz! ;-x
 Donut: Neither can your ass. HA! Try quilting THAT, you profane quilting bastards!
 Mr. Butt: Somebody's never seen Alien.
 ignatz: but you can catch: chlamydia HIV hepatitis genital warts pubic lice gonorrhoea genital herpes syphilis. Give us a kiss!
Image 198831   08-22-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
280
 
 ArchStanton: Retrograde motion is real.
 wolfpk: I get extraterrestrials are trying to show us they are out there, but do they have to show off!?
 El hefe: Wandering star
 Rev80: This proves ALIENS!
 WaffleIron: The Earth is flat I tells yah
Image 198830   08-22-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
534
 
 BavidDowie: I bite back
 Felicity: Going to pet it anyway
 trelyate: I didn't know they made NES LoZ in non-gold cartridges
 SomeCanadian: This cat is an asshole.
 fakeusername: don't care gonna scritch
 wolfpk: *it's just the rabies kicking in
 Shay: Looks like Game Gear cartridges.
 Donut: "Myyyyyyy Game Boy cassettes. Miiiiiine..."
Image 198829   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
400
 
 Mad Collager: @Scoo Of course! I knew they would be "Innies".
 Scoo: Illuminavel Confirmed
Image 198828   08-22-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
151
 
 Nopetology: Mind=blown I frequently eat a radish or two while fixing my tacos. Never added then to the mix.. And yeah, this is a pretty sad-looking taco..
 Robespierre: @mrd0t ALPO!
 mrd0t: But it does look like scat.
 ignatz: This looks nothing like a cat..
Image 198827   08-22-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
265
 
 Mr Bleak: It's so the assassin knows to hit just the one in the middle.
 tib gubb: fuck off greg
 Shay: Alllllllllllright.
 El Barto: That's sweet.
 Spazstatic: I'm young Greg!
 WTF: But tell me, who is the REAL Greg?
 Borkf: IF LOST, RETURN TOO GREG'S MOM
 ignatz: Greg's mom and dad's son
Image 198826   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Page 1 ... 2961 2962 2963 2964 2965 2966 2967 ... 22847 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.