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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
284
 
 Fleng Rempongo: Oh hi kid, do you like gladiator movies?
 Huld Albombies: @Donut Spoiler: The dog gets probed.
 Rople Flumupert: @Donut (except the dog)
 Rerb Bromple: "Hand over the dog and no one gets probed."
 Thung Brumbies: "You got a toilet around here?"
 Muft Flombies: "Hey uh can you tell me where I'd find the nearest embassy for the galactic federatio-"*dog starts barking furiously* "oh I'm sorry uh I'll go now thank you for your time"
Image 198835   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Rert Morpuble
Score:
231
 
 Buft Cremumbies: another panoramafail photo?
 Barb Cremoble: ugh more like cephalo-bore
 Milm Rempongo: I can only do this trick once
 Florb Drumomple: Standing Turd led his people to amazing heights, They built a casino..
 Crang Rempuble: No nimbus of your own? Try this neat trick!
Image 198834   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Lild Cremoble
Score:
351
 
 Haple Plungus: Stranger thins
 Duple Morpombies: Why are you emphazing the 'wh' like that?
 Thirm Grumple: In which the demigorgonzola tries to destroy wheat thins foreve
 Mirb Plumple: Must have.
Image 198833   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Vift Cremungus
Score:
547
 
 Lart Albumbies: Tort-feasor.
 Trirb Grunumbies: @Nopetology Auto (+) for not calling a tortoise a turtle.
 Meng Flopert: Auto-rad for tortoise.
 Frirm Horpongo: You came to the Wrong neighborhood Mother-Fucker! Wait till you see my sucker punch. Wait for it, wait for it...
Image 198832   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Biple Horpopert
Score:
249
 
 Frolm Plemumple: ...for science!
 Bung Flumungus: Fake News! I'm willing to try!
 Rerbo Flumombies: The reverse side says "But it can give birth to stupidity"
 Thewn Plemomple: You sure know how to sweeten a deal, @ignatz! ;-x
 Crert Flumungo: Neither can your ass. HA! Try quilting THAT, you profane quilting bastards!
 Vuple Rempumbies: Somebody's never seen Alien.
 Bilm Cremupert: but you can catch: chlamydia HIV hepatitis genital warts pubic lice gonorrhoea genital herpes syphilis. Give us a kiss!
Image 198831   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Flirbo Floble
Score:
280
 
 Freft Grongo: Retrograde motion is real.
 Trerbo Horpongo: I get extraterrestrials are trying to show us they are out there, but do they have to show off!?
 Rewn Albumbies: Wandering star
 Purb Cremumple: This proves ALIENS!
 Fraple Rempungus: The Earth is flat I tells yah
Image 198830   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Jengo Grunongus
Score:
560
 
 Vuwn Rempumple: I bite back
 Lirt Flumopert: Going to pet it anyway
 Fleng Cremoble: I didn't know they made NES LoZ in non-gold cartridges
 Lilm Rempoble: This cat is an asshole.
 Guwn Rempumple: don't care gonna scritch
 Piwn Flumombies: *it's just the rabies kicking in
 Flown Dampungus: Looks like Game Gear cartridges.
 Crolm Drumopert: "Myyyyyyy Game Boy cassettes. Miiiiiine..."
Image 198829   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Crart Drumuble
Score:
400
 
 Thorb Plopert: @Scoo Of course! I knew they would be "Innies".
 Vorm Plemongus: Illuminavel Confirmed
Image 198828   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Borbo Fluble
Score:
151
 
 Rump Flumomple: Mind=blown I frequently eat a radish or two while fixing my tacos. Never added then to the mix.. And yeah, this is a pretty sad-looking taco..
 Geld Plemuble: @mrd0t ALPO!
 Flerbo Cremoble: But it does look like scat.
 Bimp Albuble: This looks nothing like a cat..
Image 198827   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Mald Plomple
Score:
265
 
 Peple Grunupert: It's so the assassin knows to hit just the one in the middle.
 Duft Gromple: fuck off greg
 Lilm Brombies: Alllllllllllright.
 Huld Dampungo: That's sweet.
 Jeft Albungus: I'm young Greg!
 Crump Cremongo: But tell me, who is the REAL Greg?
 Rempo Bromple: IF LOST, RETURN TOO GREG'S MOM
 Duple Flupert: Greg's mom and dad's son
Image 198826   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Lilm Gruble
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