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258195  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258235  Eleftheros: @TurkeyVulture we pissed in God's eye, and he blinked

258248  Eleftheros: Please tell me this in Beaver, UT... They need more down there than "I heart Beaver" merch to sell to folks broken down/gassing up on the way to Vegas.

258247  sparenamelaptopdied: It's a scam

258249  Robespierre: This face swap looks legit

258258  thrilhouse: Nice Direwolf little boi going to grow up and be a big boi

258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

258179  Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

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Score:
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 Skaalar: Alright, but can I please top this time? Getting real tired of having to unfreeze myself "back there" every time I want a Blizzard.
 E. HONDA: now sing that to the tune of the "$5 foot long" subway commercial from a while ago
 dangerous dave: @Chest Rockwell So they meant five-buck lunch, but the dollar sign on the front made it like that moment in Inherent Vice when Josh Brolin asks Jouquin Phoenix if he thinks Shasta and Glenn were "F-U-C-K-I-N-G-ing".
 Peter Pantsless: Sold!
 Chest Rockwell: @dangerous dave Five dollar buck lunch.
 dangerous dave: Okay, I give up: What is it even *supposed* to say?
 wolfpk: Looks like DQ is moving away from the innocent Dennis the Menace image.
 mrd0t: That could have several meanings, depending.
Image 198746   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
197
 
 Air Biscuit: Classic moltar
 duckfarts: hell yeah get some soda
Image 198745   08-21-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
383
 
 Rat-Butt: I is God Empiror of Dune...
 Rat-Butt: The Spice must flow!
 tib gubb: blep
Image 198744   08-21-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
633
 
 dangerous dave: I propose a toast.
 DangitBobby: Assembled incorrectly; cat tumbled into the sun.
 WTF: Cat on white bread.
Image 198743   08-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
313
 
 Rat-Butt: Fucking clowns
 Rat-Butt: Fucking clowns
 Rat-Butt: Fucking clowns
 Mr. Shine: It's a traaaap!
 Niels Bohr: TaDaaaa!
 duckfarts: Ace Ventura 3 is real
 piranharama: Hithhhhh!
 Side Boob: Blegh!
Image 198742   08-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
184
 
 Rat-Butt: My idiot brother-in-law was offered a light beer and was like, "uh, I would rather drink water". Mother fucker has light beer wallet, but want that expensive craft beer...he is 43 years old, his mommy pays his rent, buys his food, pays for his college, she is the one who offered the beer...I love beer, but if I only have money for Bud Light, guess what I am drinking, Bud Light, and I fucking grateful for it. Beer snobs piss me off
 Rat-Butt: My idiot brother-in-law was offered a light beer and was like, "uh, I would rather drink water". Mother fucker has light beer wallet, but want that expensive craft beer...he is 43 years old, his mommy pays his rent, buys his food, pays for his college, she is the one who offered the beer...I love beer, but if I only have money for Bud Light, guess what I am drinking, Bud Light, and I fucking grateful for it. Beer snobs piss me off
 Skaalar: I just need to feel superior to someone who I don't agree with, is that so wrong!?
 jochenau: That sort of typographical frippery is for saccharine affirmations and inspirational bromides, not weak burns from beer elitists.
 Mr. Whiskers: Can't it be both?
 trelyate: people do not like who drink the taste of beer light they just like beer to pee a lot?
 Scoo: You don't buy it, you rent it
 duckfarts: what's your point
Image 198741   08-21-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
199
 
 Donut: Next song in list: I Went All In, Have No Regrets, Can I please Stop Doing This Now?
 Prostata: is this a phone pic of a monitor screen showing a wiki page? really?
 piranharama: Politics.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: what's that, baxter? you ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the fridge?
 Shay: Maybe he knows how deep the rabbit hole goes?
Image 198740   08-21-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
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 Rat-Butt: Freedom is the answer to a question you don't have to ask, and then my hope dies...
 Air Biscuit: "Freedoms just another word for nuthn left to do"
 SharkysMachine: "Once upon a time, the music died."
 Skaalar: "Well... It isn't free. Wrap your talons around THAT one, hun."
Image 198739   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
294
 
 Bill Rye: he nice. he spice. but most of all... he ice.
 Scoo: I imagine it's frozen into the shape of dongs
 Judge Bread: he Ice Too Cold For He Gotdamn Drink
 WTF: Frostillicus!
 Ihminen: He Ice! And the Masters of the Freezerverse!
Image 198738   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
368
 
 wolfpk: When I saw the Rip Off, I thought it was going to be for a strip club.
 kinggheedra: I don't disagree. I've seen a lot of good people get shitcanned for no particular reason. However, right to work is also the reason all the Charlottesville nazis didn't just get a verbal warning when they came back to work.
Image 198737   08-21-17   Uploaded by    sad face
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