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268424  goldman sachs: It's true. Most life is microscopic.

268416  Not A Bot: Bargain!

268389  San DoDo: 5$? It's a steal!

268337  MasterTwig: This alternate universe Young Sheldon actually looks watchable.

268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

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 Skaalar: Alright, but can I please top this time? Getting real tired of having to unfreeze myself "back there" every time I want a Blizzard.
 E. HONDA: now sing that to the tune of the "$5 foot long" subway commercial from a while ago
 dangerous dave: @Chest Rockwell So they meant five-buck lunch, but the dollar sign on the front made it like that moment in Inherent Vice when Josh Brolin asks Jouquin Phoenix if he thinks Shasta and Glenn were "F-U-C-K-I-N-G-ing".
 Peter Pantsless: Sold!
 Chest Rockwell: @dangerous dave Five dollar buck lunch.
 dangerous dave: Okay, I give up: What is it even *supposed* to say?
 wolfpk: Looks like DQ is moving away from the innocent Dennis the Menace image.
 mrd0t: That could have several meanings, depending.
Image 198746   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
 Air Biscuit: Classic moltar
 duckfarts: hell yeah get some soda
Image 198745   08-21-17   Uploaded by    runny999
 Rat-Butt: I is God Empiror of Dune...
 Rat-Butt: The Spice must flow!
 tib gubb: blep
Image 198744   08-21-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
 dangerous dave: I propose a toast.
 DangitBobby: Assembled incorrectly; cat tumbled into the sun.
 WTF: Cat on white bread.
Image 198743   08-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Rat-Butt: Fucking clowns
 Rat-Butt: Fucking clowns
 Rat-Butt: Fucking clowns
 Mr. Shine: It's a traaaap!
 Niels Bohr: TaDaaaa!
 duckfarts: Ace Ventura 3 is real
 piranharama: Hithhhhh!
 Side Boob: Blegh!
Image 198742   08-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Rat-Butt: My idiot brother-in-law was offered a light beer and was like, "uh, I would rather drink water". Mother fucker has light beer wallet, but want that expensive craft beer...he is 43 years old, his mommy pays his rent, buys his food, pays for his college, she is the one who offered the beer...I love beer, but if I only have money for Bud Light, guess what I am drinking, Bud Light, and I fucking grateful for it. Beer snobs piss me off
 Rat-Butt: My idiot brother-in-law was offered a light beer and was like, "uh, I would rather drink water". Mother fucker has light beer wallet, but want that expensive craft beer...he is 43 years old, his mommy pays his rent, buys his food, pays for his college, she is the one who offered the beer...I love beer, but if I only have money for Bud Light, guess what I am drinking, Bud Light, and I fucking grateful for it. Beer snobs piss me off
 Skaalar: I just need to feel superior to someone who I don't agree with, is that so wrong!?
 jochenau: That sort of typographical frippery is for saccharine affirmations and inspirational bromides, not weak burns from beer elitists.
 Mr. Whiskers: Can't it be both?
 trelyate: people do not like who drink the taste of beer light they just like beer to pee a lot?
 Scoo: You don't buy it, you rent it
 duckfarts: what's your point
Image 198741   08-21-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
 Donut: Next song in list: I Went All In, Have No Regrets, Can I please Stop Doing This Now?
 Prostata: is this a phone pic of a monitor screen showing a wiki page? really?
 piranharama: Politics.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: what's that, baxter? you ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the fridge?
 Shay: Maybe he knows how deep the rabbit hole goes?
Image 198740   08-21-17   Uploaded by    champeen
 Rat-Butt: Freedom is the answer to a question you don't have to ask, and then my hope dies...
 Air Biscuit: "Freedoms just another word for nuthn left to do"
 SharkysMachine: "Once upon a time, the music died."
 Skaalar: "Well... It isn't free. Wrap your talons around THAT one, hun."
Image 198739   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
 Bill Rye: he nice. he spice. but most of all... he ice.
 Scoo: I imagine it's frozen into the shape of dongs
 Judge Bread: he Ice Too Cold For He Gotdamn Drink
 WTF: Frostillicus!
 Ihminen: He Ice! And the Masters of the Freezerverse!
Image 198738   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 wolfpk: When I saw the Rip Off, I thought it was going to be for a strip club.
 kinggheedra: I don't disagree. I've seen a lot of good people get shitcanned for no particular reason. However, right to work is also the reason all the Charlottesville nazis didn't just get a verbal warning when they came back to work.
Image 198737   08-21-17   Uploaded by    sad face
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