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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

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 Mr. Shine: Pay them in Confederate money.
 Sadbot: That'll show those Yankee bastards who's a stereotype
 wolfpk: Buy it now, burn it later!
 mrd0t: When typos end up being more accurate.
 Side Boob: Literacy...priceless.
 Mr. Butt: The fuck you mean I can't buy a human being?
 Mr. Butt: Okay, sure, but how much for Bob's wife?
 Dresdenkeogh: RABLE RABLE RABLE
Image 198736   08-21-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
 Mr Bleak: Dr Phil and Trump are engaged in a secret discussion that we are not party to.
 Nopetology: He's experiencing technical difficulties because he has a finger stuck in his blowhole again: #179948
 Dick Inspector: Zmrzlina.
 El hefe: Pounded in the butt by Dzezszuyyrjiu
 Annoying Vegan : # I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm; I am an actual worm. #
 funny in the wall: Covfefe
 tib gubb: deez szuyyrjiu
 Theta Zero: The doctor needs a doctor
Image 198735   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
 Shay: People still use Garry's Mod?
 Theta Zero:
Image 198734   08-21-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
 ppr4: Cat's displaying serious annoyance ears.
 fanny: @Felicity oh god, you know that's gonna be someone's fettish now!
 big butt bum: Makes the cat look like a My Little Pony
 redmonkey3: Custom fittin sittin kittin
Image 198733   08-21-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 weed poop: Commence the implant surgery. Anesthesia!
 Skaalar: Well.. If it stops him from trying to jump on my leg every two seconds.
 sparename: Bucking Doggo?
Image 198732   08-21-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
 Not A Bot: I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
 Nope: I'll take 2
 psyops: @WaffleIron Looks more like a perigee predator to me.
 Mad Collager: Unlike his taller cousin, the Leopshund terrorizes his prey with a blood-curdling "Yip!" as he leaps from a low bush.
 WaffleIron: Apex predator.
Image 198731   08-21-17   Uploaded by    chemical
 norgu5: Does your girlfriend have any spare change?
 Chest Rockwell: Even though your girl is piece of furniture, I bet she is better at spelling and grammar than you.
 Air Biscuit: She so thick i find gems sometimes when i lift the rolls.
 redmonkey3: @Ihminen - porn survey indicates this is not uncommon
 Ihminen: maybe he really means it and he fucks that couch regularily
 Mad Collager: Her name is Sofi.
 ChubbyBuddy: Fuck yo' couch
 Skaalar: Your girl needs to be vacuumed of her Doritos crumbs.
 Theta Zero: That's a couch.
 Bagels: My girl is a couch
Image 198730   08-21-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
 dangerous dave: There's still one in Gainesville, Florida -- which I'm told by a tech-head friend is actually a privately owned, independently stocked, one-off retail establishment that rents the name from the company's Receivership.
 wolfpk: They probably did that on purpose.
 redmonkey3: Shoulda NEVER stopped selling the Tandy kits
 jackthesmack: Rad-ios
 Mad Collager: Come in and bye!
 WaffleIron: Spaceship timely.
Image 198729   08-21-17   Uploaded by    james
 Rat-Butt: ...btw, that is murder 1...
 Rat-Butt: ...just skip straps "A" - "E" you dumb ass
Image 198728   08-21-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
 Rat-Butt: The copper top shelf
 redmonkey3: Meh.
 whipwing: @Shay *Bling-DONG*
 Shay: That reminds me, I need to pick up Duracell batteries at the store.
 Warrax: I like coffee and tea, but only served as perfect cubes.
 omgpro: Must be Judd. Not much to them, but somehow the simple forms perfectly executed are immensely satisfying..
Image 198727   08-21-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
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