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272626  Theimposter: Counter crusade required.

272602  Mr. Butt: It's okay.

272602  Kaviri: Like, if you can't read then I can't even help you.

272611  Kaviri: She's a real beaut.

272614  Kaviri: Spok's dad.

272618  Kaviri: They only allow cat yoga at the dog park in Portland.

272622  Kaviri: Knowmsayin?

272626  Kaviri: Time for the Baja Men to make a comeback!

272632  Kaviri: Thank goodness they told us the original show Rainn was in, how else would we have known?

272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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Score:
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 Mr. Shine: Pay them in Confederate money.
 Sadbot: That'll show those Yankee bastards who's a stereotype
 wolfpk: Buy it now, burn it later!
 mrd0t: When typos end up being more accurate.
 Shay: LET'S ARGUE
 Side Boob: Literacy...priceless.
 Mr. Butt: The fuck you mean I can't buy a human being?
 Mr. Butt: Okay, sure, but how much for Bob's wife?
 Dresdenkeogh: RABLE RABLE RABLE
Image 198736   08-21-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
62
 
 Mr Bleak: Dr Phil and Trump are engaged in a secret discussion that we are not party to.
 Nopetology: He's experiencing technical difficulties because he has a finger stuck in his blowhole again: #179948
 Dick Inspector: Zmrzlina.
 El hefe: Pounded in the butt by Dzezszuyyrjiu
 Annoying Vegan : # I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm; I am an actual worm. #
 Donut: HE'S DRUNK AGAIN!
 funny in the wall: Covfefe
 tib gubb: deez szuyyrjiu
 SomeCanadian: The doctor needs a doctor
Image 198735   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
261
 
 Shay: People still use Garry's Mod?
 balloon: Kill...me...
Image 198734   08-21-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
614
 
 ppr4: Cat's displaying serious annoyance ears.
 fanny: @Felicity oh god, you know that's gonna be someone's fettish now!
 big butt bum: Makes the cat look like a My Little Pony
 redmonkey3: Custom fittin sittin kittin
Image 198733   08-21-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
294
 
 weed poop: Commence the implant surgery. Anesthesia!
 Skaalar: Well.. If it stops him from trying to jump on my leg every two seconds.
 sparename: Bucking Doggo?
Image 198732   08-21-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
770
 
 Not A Bot: I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
 Nope: I'll take 2
 psyops: @WaffleIron Looks more like a perigee predator to me.
 Mad Collager: Unlike his taller cousin, the Leopshund terrorizes his prey with a blood-curdling "Yip!" as he leaps from a low bush.
 WaffleIron: Apex predator.
Image 198731   08-21-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
432
 
 norgu5: Does your girlfriend have any spare change?
 Chest Rockwell: Even though your girl is piece of furniture, I bet she is better at spelling and grammar than you.
 Air Biscuit: She so thick i find gems sometimes when i lift the rolls.
 redmonkey3: @Ihminen - porn survey indicates this is not uncommon
 Ihminen: maybe he really means it and he fucks that couch regularily
 Mad Collager: Her name is Sofi.
 ChubbyBuddy: Fuck yo' couch
 Skaalar: Your girl needs to be vacuumed of her Doritos crumbs.
 Pop That Ponzi: That's a couch.
 Bagels: My girl is a couch
Image 198730   08-21-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
386
 
 dangerous dave: There's still one in Gainesville, Florida -- which I'm told by a tech-head friend is actually a privately owned, independently stocked, one-off retail establishment that rents the name from the company's Receivership.
 wolfpk: They probably did that on purpose.
 redmonkey3: Shoulda NEVER stopped selling the Tandy kits
 jackthesmack: Rad-ios
 Mad Collager: Come in and bye!
 WaffleIron: Spaceship timely.
Image 198729   08-21-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
410
 
 Rat-Butt: ...btw, that is murder 1...
 Rat-Butt: ...just skip straps "A" - "E" you dumb ass
Image 198728   08-21-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
139
 
 Rat-Butt: The copper top shelf
 redmonkey3: Meh.
 whipwing: @Shay *Bling-DONG*
 Shay: That reminds me, I need to pick up Duracell batteries at the store.
 Warrax: I like coffee and tea, but only served as perfect cubes.
 omgpro: Must be Judd. Not much to them, but somehow the simple forms perfectly executed are immensely satisfying..
Image 198727   08-21-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
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