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249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

249598  Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.

249579  some guy : FW:: FW:: FW:FWFW::: RE:FW:LOLOLOL

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2. tib gubb
3. Telkwa
4. Yurishiro
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Air Biscuit
7. WTF
8. jochenau
9. Not A Bot
10. a robot

The top ten most commented-on images today:

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

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wordjones uploaded 249148 (1560 points)
fanny uploaded 249146 (1097 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 249525 (1053 points)
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Side Boob uploaded 249412 (987 points)
Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (982 points)
arctic fox uploaded 249377 (969 points)
bigbison uploaded 249528 (956 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (917 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (857 points)
phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (843 points)
Jack Daniels uploaded 249328 (819 points)

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 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3267 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3163 points
 8. Not A Bot: 3078 points
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10. Vanna: 2030 points
11. Warrax: 1990 points
12. E. HONDA: 1901 points
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14. catheter: 1820 points
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 Mr. Shine: Pay them in Confederate money.
 Sadbot: That'll show those Yankee bastards who's a stereotype
 wolfpk: Buy it now, burn it later!
 mrd0t: When typos end up being more accurate.
 Side Boob: Literacy...priceless.
 Mr. Butt: The fuck you mean I can't buy a human being?
 Mr. Butt: Okay, sure, but how much for Bob's wife?
 Dresdenkeogh: RABLE RABLE RABLE
Image 198736   08-21-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
 Mr Bleak: Dr Phil and Trump are engaged in a secret discussion that we are not party to.
 Nopetology: He's experiencing technical difficulties because he has a finger stuck in his blowhole again: #179948
 Dick Inspector: Zmrzlina.
 El hefe: Pounded in the butt by Dzezszuyyrjiu
 Annoying Vegan : # I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm; I am an actual worm. #
 funny in the wall: Covfefe
 tib gubb: deez szuyyrjiu
 Theta Zero: The doctor needs a doctor
Image 198735   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
 Shay: People still use Garry's Mod?
 Theta Zero:
Image 198734   08-21-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
 ppr4: Cat's displaying serious annoyance ears.
 fanny: @Felicity oh god, you know that's gonna be someone's fettish now!
 big butt bum: Makes the cat look like a My Little Pony
 redmonkey3: Custom fittin sittin kittin
Image 198733   08-21-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 weed poop: Commence the implant surgery. Anesthesia!
 Skaalar: Well.. If it stops him from trying to jump on my leg every two seconds.
 sparename: Bucking Doggo?
Image 198732   08-21-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
 Not A Bot: I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
 Nope: I'll take 2
 psyops: @WaffleIron Looks more like a perigee predator to me.
 Mad Collager: Unlike his taller cousin, the Leopshund terrorizes his prey with a blood-curdling "Yip!" as he leaps from a low bush.
 WaffleIron: Apex predator.
Image 198731   08-21-17   Uploaded by    chemical
 ignatz: Does your girlfriend have any spare change?
 Chest Rockwell: Even though your girl is piece of furniture, I bet she is better at spelling and grammar than you.
 Air Biscuit: She so thick i find gems sometimes when i lift the rolls.
 redmonkey3: @Ihminen - porn survey indicates this is not uncommon
 Ihminen: maybe he really means it and he fucks that couch regularily
 Mad Collager: Her name is Sofi.
 ChubbyBuddy: Fuck yo' couch
 Skaalar: Your girl needs to be vacuumed of her Doritos crumbs.
 Theta Zero: That's a couch.
 Bagels: My girl is a couch
Image 198730   08-21-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
 dangerous dave: There's still one in Gainesville, Florida -- which I'm told by a tech-head friend is actually a privately owned, independently stocked, one-off retail establishment that rents the name from the company's Receivership.
 wolfpk: They probably did that on purpose.
 redmonkey3: Shoulda NEVER stopped selling the Tandy kits
 jackthesmack: Rad-ios
 Mad Collager: Come in and bye!
 WaffleIron: Spaceship timely.
Image 198729   08-21-17   Uploaded by    james
 Rat-Butt: ...btw, that is murder 1...
 Rat-Butt: ...just skip straps "A" - "E" you dumb ass
Image 198728   08-21-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
 Rat-Butt: The copper top shelf
 redmonkey3: Meh.
 whipwing: @Shay *Bling-DONG*
 Shay: That reminds me, I need to pick up Duracell batteries at the store.
 Warrax: I like coffee and tea, but only served as perfect cubes.
 ignatz: Must be Judd. Not much to them, but somehow the simple forms perfectly executed are immensely satisfying..
Image 198727   08-21-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
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