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254216  dangerkeith3000: I throw up in public all the time. Like at least once a week, at least. I threw up this morning but it was in my bathroom.

254219  Amy Housewine: That's a bit too frenly, snek.

254218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha douche.

254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.



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Score:
390
 
 ignatz: @White Rice No wukkas spacefriend :)
 pig 3: She's cute. You've got competition @Side Boob
 Side Boob: Ladies and gentlemen, I present the future ex- Mrs. Side Boob
 White Rice: @ignatz ah, my bad. It's early, my sarcasm detection is off (and I only saw the single period, interpreted it as a normal comment, not a poke at a "OMG, who took this :-P" type comment (because seriously, if you had a mystery photo on your camera/phone that you didn't want to be seen, why would you post it with any caption at all?))
 ignatz: @White Rice ..but I'd be her friend, I too like crinkle-cut crisps
 ignatz: @White Rice Hence my comment..
 White Rice: @ignatz except I'm pretty sure she's the one taking the picture, check out the screen in the mirror. It's distorted, but I'm fairly certain that's the front facing camera on that tablet (or she's just got a death-grip on that thing while passed out...with her arm held up)
 funny in the wall: that's a cool accent chair
 Warrax: This is art.
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb ruffled for your pleasure
 tib gubb: please don't kink shame
 ignatz: HaHa my whacky friends lol..
Image 198649   08-21-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
301
 
 Not A Bot: I hope hope hope the flavors match.
 Dr Awkward: PT Moo-zer
 Nopetology: That's udderly ridiculous
 ignatz: Cool PT Cruiser? Well, maybe whacky at least..
Image 198648   08-21-17   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
264
 
 TwoChewbaccas: Pretty sneaky, sis
 Knice: *connecting of four intensifies*
 Air Biscuit: Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, Hey pepto bismol!
Image 198647   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
507
 
 Donut: Yeah, Sid and My Butt learned that the hard way, ma'am.
 SharkysMachine: But that Judas Priest sounds like a nice band
 SharkysMachine: But that Judas Priest sounds like a nice band
 Not A Bot: Completing forms correctly is one of the most useful skills they taught us in school
 Mr. Butt: The Sex Pistols were terrible for other reasons too, Kitty.
Image 198646   08-21-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
553
 
 tib gubb: extradimensional kitty
Image 198645   08-21-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
587
 
 Flarmie: @Borkf I never double post. Any time I do, it's actually because I want to reiterate something.
 Flarmie: @Borkf I never double post. Any time I do, it's really because I want to emphasize something.
 cakefizzle: ***GLOMPH***
 Borkf: Double post: this might be the first time I've double posted. I blame crappy internet.
 Borkf: @tib gubb His Bork and bite are just as bad as each other.
 tib gubb: i see your bork is larger than mine...
 Donut: OH DEAR GOD IT'S A LUCKDRAGON RUN
Image 198644   08-21-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
422
 
 Uncle Larry: Update: I did not like that chickpea falafel meat at Subway
 androbot: It's time to KICK IT UP A NOTCH!
 Mr. Shine: Make sure you cut the ends off!
 tib gubb: i'm glad i learned to appreciate things like lentils and brown rice... i will say that there a few good imitation meats out there that don't cook up too badly.
 Sadbot: Just learn to cook Indian food and you won't miss meat all that much. I'd much rather have some saag or palak paneer over this insult to food
 Sadbot: Just learn to cook Indian food and you won't miss meat all that much. I'd much rather have some saag or palak paneer over this insult to food
 Annoying Vegan : m.youtube.com/…
 Air Biscuit: So many meats at once and yet none at all...
 Knice: I don't know what to believe.
Image 198643   08-21-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
265
 
 ignatz: @Christina Krekt.
 Christina: @ignatz 888+88+8+8+8.
 Christina: @funny in the wall Not to mention soixante-dix, soixante-onze..., which are literally, sixty-ten, sixty-eleven...
 Borkf: @ignatz Ooo, that's good. I like that one!
 ignatz: from last night's pub quiz: Using only addition, add eight 8's to get the number 1000
 dangerous dave: @Donut Twenties on my ... oh, wait, that's not right either.
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall truly a beautiful language...if you don't do much math
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot yeah but french also has gems like quatre vingt dix for 90
 Donut: Ten ten...ten ten ten ten ten ten ten...
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall Yeah, I've gathered that this makes sense for them. It's actually less logical in English. For us 21 is "twenty-one" so logically 11 would be "ten-one", but no. French also has special words for 11-16, but then you get to 17-19 and the literal translation is "ten-seven" and so on.
 Meow: Mind you I recognize the alphabets and like half a dozen symbols but I can't actually translate any of it
 Meow: @tib gubb The three alphabets here are Hiragana, katakana and kanji. It's Japanese
 funny in the wall: @Meow right? that's creative thinking, in my opinion.
 tib gubb: I'm not 100% sure but I think that's Taiwanese
 Meow: Before you judge, lets see you count in Japanese
Image 198642   08-21-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
301
 
 SomeCanadian: What hell hath we made?
 tib gubb: the face you make at yourself on a friday night after you drop $70 on a new video game and have to remind yourself of how much fun you're having.
 Air Biscuit: "You want this cake?" "I want it!"
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
Image 198641   08-21-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
279
 
 Air Biscuit: Lets see how them dookie boys are gonna get out of this one...
 sparename: Cesspits refilled, gullies backed up, terrible odours supplied
Image 198640   08-21-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
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