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254056  Robespierre: Downright grotesque, and a "Disposable Me" pollutant as well

253834  Passive: I'd wear the fuck out of these

254059  Robespierre: Shit seen

254037  Korrok: Korrok approves.

254042  a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!

254043  a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical

253254  Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!

253260  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Surprisingly, everyone expected them - they gave you a months notice that they were coming...

253262  Mr Bleak: Romanes eunt domus!

253961  necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253964  necronomicon: If my calculations are correct, when this baby his 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious shit

253286  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.

254041  Annoying Vegan : @sparename Cannibal Orphan is my new metal band.

254011  a sedated moose: It's that chalk?

254032  Not A Bot: 'Where's the Lalafells? You promised Lalafells!"

254026  Mad Collager: Well, they both have eggs in them.

254031  Mad Collager: We cannot adjust your volume to the desired level because we have a latitude problem.

254032  Mad Collager: ,,,,,chameleon, ...

254022  Joseph: I ordered two sandwiches yesterday, waited for 45 minutes and never got them then walked out without being angry. It's a store, there's no need to lose your shit just find a better store next time.

254051  Peter Pantsless: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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 Mr Bleak: @ASTER It's an instruction, not a weather report.
 Uncle Phil: Take that Celsius.
 Side Boob: What is this "outside" you speak of? Where do I download it?
 ASTER: OUTSIDE 69???!?!???
 Yam: Good ol middle school
Image 198627   08-21-17   Uploaded by    falling
 Troll: Didnt this happen toward the end of /Weird Science/?
 Michael Tripe: Isn't this the Bayou cut of that piano movie, the one that's called "The Pi-Yany"?
 dangerous dave: Wasn't this a Wolphin short from a couple of years ago?
 Donut: Ophelia hated piano solos.
 WTF: playing "November Rain" over and over can lead to flooding.
 Whatever: That's probably not what they meant when they told you to knock them dead...
 Bu7Z: One of nick caves murder ballads
 sparename: "Do you know your piano is in the lake with a dead body on it?" .. "HELL!, do I know it? I WROTE it!!!"
Image 198626   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
 lizzz: Where are the Beastie Boys when you really need them ... to eat this damn thing?
 Dr Awkward: Great username - image synergy @Pickle Dick
 Shay: Tap that.
 PushyWebsite: Watch the commercial and you will be saying "that's right Cookiepuss" in an Irish accent all day!
 Prostata: tap that cookie!
 WTF: Carvel ice cream cakes.
 sparename: Made by Rick O'Shea, the Irishman that keeps coming back
 Bu7Z: These cookie crumbs are making me itch...
Image 198625   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
 MylesX: Sea virga.
 Yam: Oh look, it's the deep web
 cizhiresb: download this image it will be rare in the future
 charlemagne: doctor doctor there's a lettuce leaf hang out of my arse
Image 198624   08-21-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
 Remp Wulgus: @sparename "Colossal cat too big to sleep on street".. Confusion. Definitely.
 sparename: "Man too often in doghouse, often end up in cathouse".. Confucius. Maybe
Image 198623   08-21-17   Uploaded by    psyops
 Sadbot: I need the Denver version of this to put on urban fortresses and the overpriced "natural" supermarkets they spring up around
 El Barto: To rad or not to rad, I know not.
Image 198622   08-21-17   Uploaded by    namename
 Commodore 64: Good old Sky Lynx better get here soon!
 cenecia: How come Jupiter gets all the cool moons?
 sparename: @Bu7Z @Niels Bohr Next they'll be crashing into Uranus with a dirty probe... Hurrr, hurrr!
 piranharama: @Bu7Z Nothin wrong with a little Artificial Panspermia. They'd do it to us and not call the next day!
 Niels Bohr: @Bu7Z hehe "dirty probe"
 Bu7Z: @SomeCanadian if there is native life on Europa, and we manage to wipe it out with a dirty probe, it wasn't really doing so well to begin with... As for the ecosystem we're fucking up now... Well eggs and baskets and all that.
 SomeCanadian: @Bu7Z Or we could just wipe out some alien ecosystem. We have a lot of experience with that.
 cizhiresb: space is rad
 Bu7Z: Perfect candidates to be bombarded with earth bacteria known to survive in harsh environments. (I disagree with sterilising space probes, I want to impregnate the Galaxy, I think as sentient beings we owe it to the life that made us.)
Image 198621   08-21-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
 sparename: The new 'Inside-Out' burger didn't catch on.. Though I once wanted to have a restaurant where nothing on the menu was possible to eat without getting covered in it
 tib gubb: father... why did you give me life?
 El Barto: Jackson Pollock tries his hand at cooking.
Image 198620   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
 Wort Mumpus: All aboard THE SHIVATRON!
 Mr. Shine: YOU ARE HERE
Image 198619   08-21-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
 Mr Bleak: @Teechur Make you a photosynthesiser, yes.
 WTF: I'd like to turn you on but I don't know how.
 Whatever: Early laptops were weird
 Teechur: By taking a picture of this, is this now photosynthesis?
Image 198618   08-21-17   Uploaded by    falling
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