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216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

216537  Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216573  deathawaits: I hated the way the media covered the victims: Christa McAuliffe and 6 anonymous others. Seemed such a disservice to them.

216460  foreversmug: @FabricMan hahaha

216565  kazzy94: Birdwatching for Rednecks?

216526  Annoying Vegan : @Science YAAAAAAAS! It was so much fun! A very surreal experience. I wish we were allowed to take interior photos though.

216545  jazzjunkie: But we've got selfie sticks at home already #126262

216563  Yam: Roommates

216573  Rhombo Dimple: 30 Years ago tomorrow. You posted this today just to make sure that you got ahead of everyone?

216559  Shay: This Spongebob x Trading Places crossover is weird.

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216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216537 Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216495 sparename: A long time ago, my housemate and I both had similar snoring issues. I was diagnosed with a polyp but had a deviated septum, Ian was diagnosed with a deviated septum and had a polyp.. About to sign the waiver for my operation, the doctor was describing to me the part where he "opens a gap in the membrane, then creates a sinus-drain in the bone..", I said "You're just gonna stick an eighth-inch drill-bit up my nose".., he replied.. "Basically, yes"



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Score:
389
 
 Robespierre: SCRUM!
 piranharama: "The King of the North!"
 trelyate: FOR ANTARCTICA!!!
 Dreforian: Penguin in the middle facing away: "Ok now I expect you all to be hugging by the time I turn around or no fish today"
 dangerous dave: It's the non-human remake of the Beacon Island / Batavia incident.
 Felicity: *(West Side Story music)*
Image 198542   08-20-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Image 198541 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vladimir Puta. Boo, Vladimir Puta.
Score:
258
 
 Shay: Don Adams was a badass.
 FabricMan: In some bowling leagues, beautiful people is a PED
 Cami: Classic uncle Paul.
 Donut: Walter Sobchak's dad.
Image 198540   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
266
 
 tib gubb: this is classified as torture in 67 countries
 Air Biscuit: Bobby hill also grows up to manage propane.
 Dreforian: Not pictured "...mebbe"
 Cami: Ever do work for Shell? Set aside one hour per day for safety/paperwork.
 Ihminen: *writes on one of the boxes: "....no..."*
Image 198539   08-20-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
135
 
 Felicity: That baler is ready to snap and decapitate someone
Image 198538   08-20-17   Uploaded by    tea
Image 198537 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by KEKOEKEOEK. Boo, KEKOEKEOEK.
Score:
286
 
 Not A Bot: fresh from the groomer's, ready to be driven straight to the nearest mud puddle
 addend: It's a bottle of whiskey, but upside-down.
 Warrax: So it is a bike this time.
 Scoo: Oh, Oh-Oreo - what's in the middle, the White Stuff!
 Ihminen: Candy Slaws?
 ignatz: Ah ah ah!
Image 198536   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
614
 
 Air Biscuit: You still manage to die of dysentery.
 Felicity: /Space Station 13/, the driving game
 Ihminen: Organ Trail hell yeah!
Image 198535   08-20-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
183
 
 Air Biscuit: Ole butcher pete hack'n, thwak'n, an chopp'n, that meat.
 E. HONDA: Wouldn't "hard back" apply to pretty much all turtles?
 Warrax: Ask about the price to beat my meat.
 Felicity: @ThoughtlessGentleman The last time I heard that phrase was Kevin Nealon on /Saturday Night Live/ Weekend Update in the early 1990s, saying that someone was going to, quote, get some stanky on his hang down, unquote
 ThoughtlessGentleman: wait what in the hell is the hang down?! i need that. for uhhh research yeah not to steal the hang downs magic.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: were your duck titties free range, gluten free?
 Scoo: There's a BBQ place I go to sometimes that has the slogan "You might beat our prices, but you'll never beat our meat!"
Image 198534   08-20-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
287
 
 Jeffrat: And open toes shoes when i have my seat at the wrong height? So hip!
 Jeffrat: Let's all not wear helmets! I bike because i want to leave an environment that won't kill them, but I'm chill about basic safety.
 dangerous dave: I was going to make a joke about the dad being in an upstairs closet somewhere with his arms wrapped around (assorted, un-opened presents for boys), shuddering and muttering "It'll be okay, it'll be okay, it'll be okay," but then I thought the better of it, so I'm posting this story about the joke instead.
 Felicity: Its the story
 Cami: Dads do this too but nobody snaps pics when they show a little leg.
Image 198533   08-20-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
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