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209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

209912  Yurishiro: This is the leg-endary cat!

209911  Dr Awkward: @Sparkplug @RiderFan @FunkyDrunk I'm here for the Celiac solidarity!

209906  Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?

209912  Dr Awkward: @Bluetocracy Is Boots your cat?

209913  Dr Awkward: Just an image of a turtle in a skateboard is the reason I'm on the friendly spaceship. Weird cancer jokes need no my apply

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1. Yurishiro
2. Felicity
3. WaffleIron
4. Ulillillia
5. Dr Awkward
6. tib gubb
7. El hefe
8. a robot
9. Not A Bot
10. Science



The top ten most commented-on images today:

209749 Jeffrat: God Damon I wish every newspaper on earth would just stop running Peanuts! It's over, he's dead, everyone who liked it is dead, just end it!

209772 FireBreathingMarmot: Gotta get ahead of this thing - literally.

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.

209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!

209778 Cami: Now I have a reason to stare.

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209732 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.



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ptrain uploaded 209729 (878 points)
namaste uploaded 209568 (860 points)
WaffleIron uploaded 209435 (809 points)
hat thrab uploaded 209769 (801 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 209532 (792 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 209418 (791 points)
Disclosure uploaded 209576 (778 points)
killme uploaded 209537 (752 points)
Vault Dweller uploaded 209767 (752 points)
White Male uploaded 209437 (745 points)
cishet uploaded 209644 (739 points)
Himesama uploaded 209420 (734 points)
Prombom uploaded 209465 (727 points)
RimLickinGood uploaded 209438 (725 points)
hat thrab uploaded 209581 (705 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 6285 points
 2. Side Boob: 4361 points
 3. Not A Bot: 3317 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2794 points
 5. White Male: 1935 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 1842 points
 7. grizzly: 1533 points
 8. a robot: 1292 points
 9. gutwheat: 1274 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1266 points
11. Knice: 1257 points
12. grace: 1252 points
13. PornoPedler: 1247 points
14. Drunk Orc: 1223 points
15. phil: 1134 points
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Score:
496
 
 DangitBobby: Damn, a pompadour AND. a mullet?
 Warrax: "Yea, I fucked this guy's neck all up. Who-who-who's next, bitches?"
 savvoy: "In order to entice him to return, I style my hair to resemble a prey animal."
 Amy Housewine: The owl had trained his human to perform rudimentary tricks for the edification of the crowd.
 WTF: "There are three rules to training barn owls."
 Mr. Shine: @Dr. Bathroom His real name is BOB.
 Dr. Bathroom: @ASTER I think Joe Dirt, here, was going for the alliteration.
 ASTER: That's not a Barn Owl you piece of shit!!
 Ulillillia: Kenny Powers loves owls
Image 198239   08-19-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
620
 
 BavidDowie: From the makers of the "Struggle Bus" comes the Fail Pail
 piranharama: Cats always look at you like you just asked them for a lift.
 Shay: The bucket of shame.
 Derp Herpigan: Catsinbuckets.com
 duckfarts: THAT'S RIGHT CAT, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU STARE AT ME WHEN I TAKE A SHIT
 Scoo: Fits, sits, still not fulfilled
 tib gubb: "i tried my best but really there's nothing i can do against the grass."
 Mr. Shine: @ASTER "My life has gone to pot."
 ASTER: Once in a while cats will sit in a really stupid place and look dejected about it.
Image 198238   08-19-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
35
 
 grizzly: Faaarrrtt
 Aufziehvogel: I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I'm blue
Image 198237   08-19-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
275
 
 Zampano: when your buddy said you should pop a nug in his grinder, thats not what was meant
 Mr Shifty: When you smoked so much great stuff you develop brain damage and try smoking chicken nugs.
 tib gubb: is there a way that nasa could insatiable urge to visit a giant asteroid into colliding with the earth?
 Bu7Z: Wrong
Image 198236   08-19-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
805
 
 Amy Housewine: "I'm stuck up here, call the fire brigade!" said Kitty.
 ASTER: Firemen: friends of animals Cops: make animals go near bombs and drugs
 piranharama: Firemen get all the p... *ahem*
Image 198235   08-19-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
136
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: your condoms expired.
 sparename: Goes with defeated garlic and downtrodden basil
 ASTER: Put some cheese on my dick. Put some mushrooms on my dick.
Image 198234   08-19-17   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
197
 
 Felicity: Off-camera, Rorschach dies
 savvoy: Works like a greenhouse... until the snow covers the glass.
Image 198233   08-19-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
286
 
 Air Biscuit: Undertale sequel going in a weird new direction.
 Shay: This Care Bear is weird.
 Not A Bot: That kid is a poseur. Kid his ass Justin!
 WTF: It's a trap, run ET! You're next on his trophy list!
Image 198232   08-19-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
161
 
 square44: telephone tag
 Felicity: What animal is that?
 Niels Bohr: @E. HONDA not many people know this, but the time between receiving a call and calling a person back is always an irrational number.
 E. HONDA: when someone doesn't understand significant digits
Image 198231   08-19-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Image 198230 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Magic Bullets. Boo, Magic Bullets.
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